Containment Random Chris Updates

[The American Hedgehog]

BronyCon's website lists "Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu" in its " Thank You To Our Sponsors" section.

http://archive.is/0EGot#selection-4175.0-4175.33

This confirms Chris's tweet that he had paid for a Bronze pass ($250) a few weeks back, as that is a tier perk which includes being added to the thank you section. It's weird though - from the 10th - 18th, his tweets were suggesting that he could not go, to the point that he asked BronyCon for free admission. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Financhu_Crisis#May_.2718

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

BronyCon's website lists "Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu" in its " Thank You To Our Sponsors" section.

http://archive.is/0EGot#selection-4175.0-4175.33

This confirms Chris's tweet that he had paid for a Bronze pass ($250) a few weeks back, as that is a tier perk which includes being added to the thank you section. It's weird though - from the 10th - 18th, his tweets were suggesting that he could not go, to the point that he asked BronyCon for free admission. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Financhu_Crisis#May_.2718

Because he's a liar, who thinks he's entitled to free things.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Lol with all the blocking Chris is doing I'd give it a week until he either runs out of people to block, or he flips out so bad at these people that he shuts down his Twitter account. "Chris, why are you blocking your true and honest fans? We genuinely care about your well being." *One minute later. "So original, blocked."

 

[trueandhonestfan]

BronyCon's website lists "Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu" in its " Thank You To Our Sponsors" section.

http://archive.is/0EGot#selection-4175.0-4175.33

This confirms Chris's tweet that he had paid for a Bronze pass ($250) a few weeks back, as that is a tier perk which includes being added to the thank you section. It's weird though - from the 10th - 18th, his tweets were suggesting that he could not go, to the point that he asked BronyCon for free admission. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Financhu_Crisis#May_.2718

He probably had some money from eBay sales cleared (it can take up to 3 weeks for Paypal to let you take your money from your eBay sale) or someone probably gave him money.

 

[Mason Verger]

This confirms Chris's tweet that he had paid for a Bronze pass ($250) a few weeks back, as that is a tier perk which includes being added to the thank you section. It's weird though - from the 10th - 18th, his tweets were suggesting that he could not go, to the point that he asked BronyCon for free admission

Haha I just read that. Chris wants bronycon to upgrade his ticket to 10x it's worth. Gotta have that diamond pass, can't be waiting in line with the weirdos!

See this is exactly how I want Chris, able to attend and kind of enjoy it, but salty as fuck that he doesn't get the special swag bag and VIP treatment. That'll drive him nuts. But at the same time he can't complain too much openly because he's actually there.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Chris exaggerates and will outright fib when it suits him. I could give you examples but you'd either tell me I don't have the "real story" or you'd brush it off as "but this time.....".

Well that's because he comes off as this all knowing person with borderline encyclopedic knowledge of everything Chris Chan. Without any evidence or proof (even though there is a ton of it out there), Marvin will always counter it, even when users are in the right. Like I said before I don't know if its due to him believing Chris is a genuine, kind hearted tranny, or if this is his form of trolls remorse from being the pickle man. I don't know. What can you do, you know?? In this instance, yes I think Chris is lying about needing money. If only he would've been better at managing it, he could've gone shopping today. As for bronycon, maybe Chris should just settle for the bronze ticket he bought, seeing as he can still get autographs with it.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

Well that's because he comes off as this all knowing person with borderline encyclopedic knowledge of everything Chris Chan. Without any evidence or proof (even though there is a ton of it out there), Marvin will always counter it, even when users are in the right. Like I said before I don't know if its due to him believing Chris is a genuine, kind hearted tranny, or if this is his form of trolls remorse from being the pickle man. I don't know. What can you do, you know?? In this instance, yes I think Chris is lying about needing money. If only he would've been better at managing it, he could've gone shopping today. As for bronycon, maybe Chris should just settle for the bronze ticket he bought, seeing as he can still get autographs with it.

I see no reason to think that Chris lying about being broke this time. Usually Chris begs because he wants additional money so he can buy toys after the bills are paid, but because Chris freaked out so much and is now on the really cheap Bronycon pass I see no reason not to think he had to pay two mortgage payments, credit card debt, and other expenses. This isn't your normal affordable small house mortgage, this is a second mortgage Barb took out a few years ago. So it's probably already expensive with outrageous interest and late fees.

I've never seen Chris tard rage so hard within the last couple years when people didn't send him enough money. So either he's actually broke and used the money Jack Z gave him to pay the bills, or the new Idea Guy and other weens are paying him or trolling him into freaking out.

 

[Marvin]

Well that's because he comes off as this all knowing person with borderline encyclopedic knowledge of everything Chris Chan. Without any evidence or proof (even though there is a ton of it out there), Marvin will always counter it, even when users are in the right.

Y'know how people will troll Chris, and then only later reveal all the secret content they had?

I'm in a similar position.

When I claim things, it's because I specifically know what's going on.

In this instance, yes I think Chris is lying about needing money.

He's not.

 

[bigshot]

Barb is in no shape to balance a checkbook any more. It's falling on Chris. He's bumbling it and god forbid, maybe even learning how things work.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Ok Marvin.

 

[Mason Verger]

Well that's because he comes off as this all knowing person with borderline encyclopedic knowledge of everything Chris Chan. Without any evidence or proof (even though there is a ton of it out there), Marvin will always counter it, even when users are in the right. Like I said before I don't know if its due to him believing Chris is a genuine, kind hearted tranny, or if this is his form of trolls remorse from being the pickle man. I don't know. What can you do, you know?? In this instance, yes I think Chris is lying about needing money. If only he would've been better at managing it, he could've gone shopping today. As for bronycon, maybe Chris should just settle for the bronze ticket he bought, seeing as he can still get autographs with it.

I don't know, not to slobber Marvin's cock or anything, but if he ever seems to leaning too heavy on "Chris is this" "Chris isn't that" I feel like it's to counterpoint outrageous claims in the other direction. Like "Reeee! Chris is pure evil!", no, Ted Bundy was evil, Chris is a selfish manchild that was given terrible boundaries. Or "Chris is completely Re.tarded! Covered in shit all day!" and no, nigga drives a car and graduated college. I'm betting a third of our kiwis can't say that.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

When I claim things, it's because I specifically know what's going on.

Are you saying the Financhu Crisis has officially begun?!

 

[Marvin]

Ok Marvin.

I don't know what else you want me to tell you dude. If Chris is showing me his bank statements, and I see a big old check written out to Seterus, that seems pretty settled to me.

Are you saying the Financhu Crisis has officially begun?!

Oh solidly.

We'll see if this shit capsizes 14BC.

 

[Mason Verger]

We'll see if this shit capsizes 14BC

We'll see if this shit capsizes 14BC

Aw hell, Chris is going to lose Pollo twice in one month, isn't he?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Aw hell, Chris is going to lose Pollo twice in one month, isn't he?

I mean probably, Chris has been on an express elevator to Hell going down since he was born. I've said it before and I'll say it again, Chris' crime is being Christian Weston Chandler, and that is also his punishment.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

nigga drives a car and graduated college. I'm betting a third of our kiwis can't say that.

Have you seen any of his school work? Look at his paper on WWII and his CWCville mall CAD drawing. Chris didn't legitimately earn a degree, it was patronizingly given to him the same way the high school girl with down's syndrome is always made prom queen.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Have you seen any of his school work? Look at his paper on WWII and his CWCville mall CAD drawing. Chris didn't legitimately earn a degree, it was patronizingly given to him the same way the high school girl with down's syndrome is always made prom queen.

I'm surprised PVCC gave him anything, Colleges don't normally just award people degrees even minor ones because they're desperate to get rid of them. I mean shit if all you had to do to get a degree in your major is be too much of manchild for the college to want to deal with you, more people would be avoiding Student Debt by screaming "JULAAAAAAAAY!" and recoloring some Spyro/Jibanyan abomination. I'm not saying Chris earned that CADD Certificate, just that Mary Lee Walsh might be incompetent at her job.

I mean High School, yeah the special kids are fast tracked to the honor roll because they're afraid to do otherwise, but College not so much. In College either your daddy is rich enough to buy the school so they just have you come to class "As a formality" or you do the actual work.

I have read Chris' WW2 paper, and honestly I found it to be an incomphrenislbe mess that made my brain hurt. I'm pretty sure you can have a literal child watch Captain America and play Call of Duty:WW2 for 15 minutes and have something far more presentable.

 

[Mason Verger]

Have you seen any of his school work? Look at his paper on WWII and his CWCville mall CAD drawing. Chris didn't legitimately earn a degree, it was patronizingly given to him the same way the high school girl with down's syndrome is always made prom queen.

True but there's also a thread started here today about a guy that cited sonichu is his masters thesis:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/2015-...weston-chandlers-pokeman-figures.43368/unread
So yeah, Chris is stupid, but so is our collegiate system. People get degrees on gender studies.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

True but there's also a thread started here today about a guy that cited sonichu is his masters thesis:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/2015-...weston-chandlers-pokeman-figures.43368/unread
So yeah, Chris is stupid, but so is our collegiate system. People get degrees on gender studies.

You can get a degree in anything, but you have to do the actual work. There's a strict system in place, except for extreme circumstances or Legacies, you can't just show up to College and half-ass it.

People get degrees in Gender Studies, but they still have to write a three million word thesis proving they understand why the Vagina Monologues is the GOAT! And definitely not a misandrist, transphobic, piece of shit that literally states that Male-Female Intercourse is wrong even if it's consensual yet Female on Female Rape is a "Powerful Coming of Age Moment" and "Absolutely Beautiful"

Not kidding about that girl on girl rape being described as completely positive

It's something even femi-nazis have problems defending, hence why the line "If it was rape, it was good rape." is often removed from the play and the age of the rape victim increased in a lot of modern showings.

Edit: I sincerely doubt Chris is competent enough to write an essay on an episode of Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog he particularly liked. The meaning behind most things no matter how blatant often go over his head.

 

[Mason Verger]

You can get a degree in anything, but you have to do the actual work. There's a strict system in place, except for extreme circumstances or Legacies, you can't just show up to College and half-ass it.

That's exactly my point, if Chris half assed his way to a degree with shitty work, who's the idiot?

I haven't seen it, but I don't think his degree has an asterisk at the bottom saying "*lol don't actually hire this guy".

Anyways, my original point wasn't whether Chris was an academic, just that he's not so stupid that he has to close his mouth when it rains or he'll drown.