Containment Random Chris Updates

Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
You can spoof your location pretty easily and you can also set the location to be pretty wide
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It's possible.

Like, discovery is the exception not the rule.

Chris has had dating profiles that weren't discovered until they were specifically leaked. Or he also had a minecraft account at some point that took awhile to be discovered (also leaked, I think). So I don't know if people really go hunting all that much.
 
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Marvin said:
It's possible.

Like, discovery is the exception not the rule.

Chris has had dating profiles that weren't discovered until they were specifically leaked. Or he also had a minecraft account at some point that took awhile to be discovered (also leaked, I think). So I don't know if people really go hunting all that much.
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All it would really take is some local seeing the profile, though. Tinder is popular enough where someone would've seen it. Or some sperg spoofing the Charlottesville area. Charlottesville is a college town and is about 17 miles from Ruckersville (according to Google maps), so odds are someone would've seen it on Tinder. I think default distance on Tinder is 20 miles (been a while since I've been on tho)
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
All it would really take is some local seeing the profile, though. Tinder is popular enough where someone would've seen it. Or some sperg spoofing the Charlottesville area. Charlottesville is a college town and is about 17 miles from Ruckersville (according to Google maps), so odds are someone would've seen it on Tinder. I think default distance on Tinder is 20 miles (been a while since I've been on tho)
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If they're not specifically interested in Chris or know who he is, the only way word will trickle over to us is if someone submits him to a tinder cringe compilation somewhere. Which might happen, but it also might not.

I wouldn't be at all confident that Chris doesn't have a tinder.

He certainly might not, but our lack of knowledge of one isn't convincing.
 
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'Even Sonic, himself, enjoyed one and liked it.'

Also - who the fuck puts olives and tuna on a chilli dog?

Edit: And vinaigrette? Green peppers? That's not a chilli dog, Chris, that's an 'I'm-a-fat-bastard-who-shoves-everything-he-can-onto-some-bread-regardless-of-rhyme-or-reason' dog.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris is fine with eating :pickle: now.

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Chris is still funny, the autism of just COMPLETELY missing the pun of "one with everything" and rambling on about hot dogs... I mean, come on now Chris. Bringing Sonic into it stopped being funny though, it's just sort of sad to see him do that at this point. Is he still seriously trapped in a mental fantasy world?

Does he not have the ability to tell it's setting up a joke for a punchline, and thinks this is actually someone trying to discuss hotdog condiments?

Does he not bother actually reading into it, seeing the hotdog part, and jumping on it to try and get into a discussion?

It's interesting either way.
 
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