Containment Random Chris Updates

[Xanax]

Funkopop is the most blatant monetization of autism possible. The cookie-cutter business model where they just plug in whichever obsessive fan base. The appeal to that autistic collector, completionist instinct. The dead-eyed, vacant expression the figures all have. The way they're all the same and only distinguishable by stuff like clothes and hairstyle. It's like the whole company was made to appeal to Chris.

In my experience, autistic figure collector types tend to dislike Pops because of exactly what you described. Rah rah rah I need muh realistic detailed sculpted figures etc

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

If you find Funkos to be offensive overpriced trash for faggots then don't click this link.

 

[Xanax]

If you find Funkos to be offensive overpriced trash for faggots then don't click this link.

$6000?! Do you realise how many autographed Chris photos I could buy with that?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Yesterday's Patreon update:

 

[Orkeosaurus]

what did chris mean by this

 

[Mr. Duck]

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Now i want someone to draw Jack Tramiel as Commodore's CPU goddess.

 

[ZX 008]

Since when did Americans use Celsius?

 

[CWCissey]

Since when did Americans use Celsius?

Since they saw the light.

 

[Xanax]

Since when did Americans use Celsius?

If CWCville can have its own currency it can sure as fuck be the only part of America to use Celsius

 

[Wabbu]

If CWCville can have its own currency it can sure as fuck be the only part of America to use Celsius

So for once, CWCville is saner than the rest of America.

 

[Paige Matheson]

Yesterday's Patreon update:

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What does “July 9/Heat 39,2018” mean?

 

[CWCissey]

What does “July 9/Heat 39,2018” mean?

It's the date.

Heat 39 is on the extremely autistic pony calendar

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

In panel 6, is Night Star literally shitting herself and doing nothing?

While in panel 8, Tempest gets a stupid surprised blowjob...

Also, 'read and re-read all of these books'...

 

[DeathHeat]

If you find Funkos to be offensive overpriced trash for faggots then don't click this link.

A Sonichu Funko Pop...

Now I want one

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Dunno if this is the right place for this, but I'm always weirded out when I encounter ChrisChan references in places I do not expect to see them. Though I think I prefer Sonichu to BroHulk/GogurtHulk/now renamed Brawn! at this point, TBH.

https://twitter.com/mizarusketch/status/1016557717362638848

 

[Buck Mullet]

The Funko folks should reach out to Chris to license and produce CWC and Sonichu Pops. All the the money he gets would just be spent on more useless plastic crap, win-win for everyone.

 

[Xanax]

The Funko folks should reach out to Chris to license and produce CWC and Sonichu Pops. All the the money he gets would just be spent on more useless plastic crap, win-win for everyone.

Doesn't Chris have a custom Sonichu one someone made for him? I swear I've seen that in the background of a video

 

[The American Hedgehog]

What does “July 9/Heat 39,2018” mean?

The Heat part is a Gears of War reference.

http://gearsofwar.wikia.com/wiki/Seasons_on_Sera

Idea Guy told Chris those are the names of months in pony land.

 

[Alpha Centauri]

Funkopop is the most blatant monetization of autism possible. The cookie-cutter business model where they just plug in whichever obsessive fan base. The appeal to that autistic collector, completionist instinct. The dead-eyed, vacant expression the figures all have. The way they're all the same and only distinguishable by stuff like clothes and hairstyle. It's like the whole company was made to appeal to Chris.

In my experience, autistic figure collector types tend to dislike Pops because of exactly what you described. Rah rah rah I need muh realistic detailed sculpted figures etc

Look what I just saw in one of Chris' videos!! I wasn't even looking for them!
Kind of like when you learn a word and suddenly start hearing it everywhere?

I can see five Funkos in just that shot alone. Fortunately they seem cheap since the only one I could find, the boxed Mr Rogers Funko, sells for a little over $10 on Amazon.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

On July 6th, in addition to buying a Sega Genesis console for $40, Chris also spent $170 on a Commodore computer.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/-/223040742884?nordt=true&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l10137