Containment Random Chris Updates

[Slowinthemind]

Aren't POPs 20 bucks each? Financhu Crisis? What Financhu Crisis?!

He is making $50 from each autograph sale so he is currently nigger rich, who needs savings when you can buy toys?

 

[MahFibro!]

Not to mention there are no visible effects. He's obviously still losing hair and is greasy as ever. I wonder if some informed consent hack just looked at Chris and decided to give him the lowest dose possible because he won't know the difference anyway.

I wouldn't be surprised if they gave him a placebo and just placed it in a prescription bottle to make him think it was a legit dose.

 

[thismanlies]

Rick and Morty is almost entirely about interdimensional shenanigans, so it's plausible that Rick Sanchez is going to make a visit to CWCville soon.

I can already imagine the salt from the Rick and Morty fandom. I seriously hope Chris does this.

 

[Xanax]

Chris is probably the only person ever to actually find Pickle Rick funny

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[MahFibro!]

Add 'writer's block' to the list of things CWC has no idea about. (mind link into the story, indeed!)

And the writer wasn't even asking for advice on how to get past the writers block, anyway; they were asking for art ideas.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Rick and Morty is almost entirely about interdimensional shenanigans, so it's plausible that Rick Sanchez is going to make a visit to CWCville soon.

Since Sonic Boom failed to make Chris realize they were parodying him, I wonder if this could work to finally breach his stupid belief that cartoons are real.

I've never seen Rick & Morty though so I don't know that much about its humor.

 

[bigshot]

I really don't get the whole dynamic of selling things on ebay and then spending that earned money on useless junk.

When money comes in from eBay sales, it goes into the PayPal account. That doesn't show up in the household bank account, so it can't be taken and used to buy bananas. It's basically free money that no one knows about but Chris. I'm sure as soon as money comes into PayPal, Chris immediately goes shopping to spend it quick so it doesn't get used on practical things like the mortgage or food. Chris brings the mail in, so he can hide the boxes and just add another plastic gee gaw to his pile. Barb would never notice.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

I can already imagine the salt from the Rick and Morty fandom. I seriously hope Chris does this.

I turned myself into a Sonichu, Morty! I'M SONICHU RIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

 

[TrippinKahlua]

What are these Funko Pops anyway?

2018's version of the Fidget Spinner?

 

[CWCissey]

What are these Funko Pops anyway?

2018's version of the Fidget Spinner?

More like the 10's version of Beanie Babies.

 

[ShavedSheep]

What are these Funko Pops anyway?

2018's version of the Fidget Spinner?

Is Chris dead yet?

 

[Orkeosaurus]

I'm surprised Chris wasn't sperging about Rick & Morty when it was running. He's the kind of person the szechuan sauce skit was made for.

Not to mention it had a cameo in MLP

 

[trueandhonestfan]

What are these Funko Pops anyway?

2018's version of the Fidget Spinner?

They're ugly licensed figures of popular characters or in some cases people. Here's the Trump one. Most if not all have those same ugly beady eyes and detail-less faces.

 

[AnOminous]

What are these Funko Pops anyway?

2018's version of the Fidget Spinner?

Annoying overpriced big headed pieces of shit sold to fake nerds by other morons of the absolute worst of pop culture. Hence Funko "Pops."

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Annoying overpriced big headed pieces of shit sold to fake nerds by other morons of the absolute worst of pop culture. Hence Funko "Pops."

The bad news is, they're worthless. The good news is, 30-50 years from now, they'll still be worth more than Sonichu.

 

[Holiday Special]

The bad news is, they're worthless. The good news is, 30-50 years from now, they'll still be worth more than Sonichu.

I have the Nosferatu one because I like the movie a lot. It shocks me that people are spending so much on these, not realizing that they are Beanie Babies all over again where a few would possibly be worth something but most will be in the $1 bin at cons. Of course Chris likes them.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

I have yet to see a franchise that Funko has turned down. They might as well get in on Sonichu. Had Chris discovered Funko Pops a few years ago, before discovering that his fandase will give him money for doing nothing, he probably would have created a line himself that he'd be hocking on eBay.

 

[Holiday Special]

Did Barb collect Beanie Babies? Or Chris? I bet there is a pile of them in the hoard.

 

[Snuckening]

I have yet to see a franchise that Funko has turned down. They might as well get in on Sonichu. Had Chris discovered Funko Pops a few years ago, before discovering that his fandase will give him money for doing nothing, he probably would have created a line himself that he'd be hocking on eBay.

Funkopop is the most blatant monetization of autism possible. The cookie-cutter business model where they just plug in whichever obsessive fan base. The appeal to that autistic collector, completionist instinct. The dead-eyed, vacant expression the figures all have. The way they're all the same and only distinguishable by stuff like clothes and hairstyle. It's like the whole company was made to appeal to Chris.