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I can only imagine the horrific childhood any offspring of Chris would have to endure.
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Also, regarding a possible child - even if only as a 'cute' joke - as an OC doesn't exactly inspire me with confidence that anyone saying such a thing would be even a half-decent parent.
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Chris is the last damn person who should be thinking about having a kid
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It was only a year or two ago that he was trying to donate sperm and was accusing the facility of being prejudiced against trans people and autistics, to say nothing of the lesbian couple who encouraged him to show them (and us) his moves. His desire to make Crystal gave us the helicopter spin.
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What a even more sick is Chris' insistence on a female child.
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Do you think if Chris had a son that they would look like Laura Kate Dale by the time they turned 18?
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Personally, I don't see what's so wrong with the basic fact of wanting your first born to be a certain gender. I hope mine is a female too, but this stems from me being one of only a few guys in a big family of girls.
But of course this is Chris.
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I think we are way past the point of Chris ever having kids, old Chris had a sliver of a chance but a much older, poorer tranny Chris has no fucking chance of all.
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Specially because Chris believes he'll be the one that gives birth to Crystal with his non-existent uterus.
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I agree. And like you said, this is Chris, the same guy who drew himself screwing his twin sister. A sex deprived lunatic with boundary issues. The same guy we know is still obsessed with lesbians, vaginas, and now his imaginary husband.
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One often overlooked aspect of the current day CWC canon is his sincere belief that binaural beats work. Chris thinks he's no longer autistic and that he has big round pornstar tits because of it. Any future attempt at procreation will probably start and end with Chris listening to a binaural beat that's supposed to give him a working uterus, and then a seperate binaural beat that's supposed to impregnate him.
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I think he either doesn't truly believe it works or he has moved on to something else (The CPU goddess stuff). He hasn't liked a binaural beat video or a subliminal-third eye-whatever type video for at least 9 months. I think Chris just wanted to believe it worked and rub it in trolls faces that he was cured of autism. He knows he has autism, he's just gullible and dumb and was willing to try anything to get cured or help grow tits.
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Since Bob was at least in his Sixties when Chris was born, it wasn't really to unrealistic for him to finally sire a child.
But soon, HRT will really make it impossible. Frozen CWCsicles or not.
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"Irl"? Doesn't Cwcville exists "for real"? Make up your mind already, Chris.
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Yeah, if he's far gone enough to think that listening to sound files would help him grow a vagina (remember when he cut his taint to help it out?), it's not that far of a stretch for him to believe that the Idea Guy was a soldier visiting CWCville, leading to all the dumb bullshit Chris has been hung up on ever since.
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This is one of the main reasons Chris has autism, folks. Don't have kids when you're that old.
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He may say that now but if he ever gets a chance to put his mangled duck into a consenting female he will do it in a heartbeat.
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Either way he’ll not be having any offspring if he’s been taking hormones for the last few years.
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Does Chris actually know that taking hormones renders a person infertile? I saw that he supposedly had a talk with a doctor about it but I have trouble believing that a person who believes in magic, spells, alternate dimensions and spontaneous inexplicable growth of genetically incongruous sex organs, has actually consulted a real physician or objectively studied the side-effects of HRT.
I did research the CWCki before posting and apparently he had his legally recognized sex changed to female which requires seeing a practitioner of counselling or treatment for GID. But since we don't have the signed form from whoever that person was, it's entirely possible that Chris just had Rocky rubber-stamp it since she is a legit authorized counsellor and thus an applicable signee. (According to her church she's a 'Pastoral counsellor' which according to google requires a Masters, Doctorate or sometimes Undergraduate degree in psychology or related fields).
Is it possible that Chris doesn't know the hormones he's taking rules him out of ever having the bio' children he desires?
I did research the CWCki before posting and apparently he had his legally recognized sex changed to female which requires seeing a practitioner of counselling or treatment for GID. But since we don't have the signed form from whoever that person was, it's entirely possible that Chris just had Rocky rubber-stamp it since she is a legit authorized counsellor and thus an applicable signee. (According to her church she's a 'Pastoral counsellor' which according to google requires a Masters, Doctorate or sometimes Undergraduate degree in psychology or related fields).
Is it possible that Chris doesn't know the hormones he's taking rules him out of ever having the bio' children he desires?
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