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Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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OCs and Chris's future daughter have one thing in common: they're both fictional.
cwcvillemayoress
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Well when you think about it. Chris probably won't ever have children so Crystal will forever remain fictional.
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Are we sure Chris isn't schizo? This is like a manifesto that the cops get mailed after someone shoots up a pre-school.
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GodBear's guarantee is null and void once Christian became Christine.
Subconcious Offense
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I would imagine godbear made a new compact with Christine.
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That is one of the stupidest and redundant things I have ever seen Chris written.
If he seriously still thinks Crystal will happen, why doesn't he make it happen? It's called in vitro.
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I think we can safely assume Godbear has well and truly turned his back on Chris at this stage.
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Godbear has left the building.
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It isn't even the High Definition Graphics Version.
If Chris is really on HRT his fertility is thankfully low also he needs to find a twat to nut in and the slags he could have gotten as Chris weren't good enough for him.
If Chris is really on HRT his fertility is thankfully low also he needs to find a twat to nut in and the slags he could have gotten as Chris weren't good enough for him.
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Chris recently lost a big fish on his patreon account.
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Science has done a lot of amazing things but it still hasn't found a way to convince a woman to have Chris's baby, no matter how sterile the process.
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Chris recently lost a big fish on his patreon account.
lol. Just checked out Chris's Patreon- so I guess this is a hold-over from the Jessica Quinn stuff that he's still paying this chick to draw "chubby anime girls"?
https://www.patreon.com/Kipteitei
I wonder if he's on the "female friend tier" or the "fat clique tier"?
https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?c=170755&rid=213420&redirect_uri=/posts/no-lunch-break-19285254
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I am still waiting on him to create a life-size golem of Crystal made out of the hoard, chicken bones and his own hair in a voodoo-esque attempt to shut up the naysayers.
Or buy one of those life size child dolls, dress it up and take it on driving trips, until his base instincts kick in and everything ends in tragedy.
MahFibro!
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I'm amazed he's still holding on to this fantasy of his. I honestly can't recall the last time he mentioned Crystal.
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Chris worships CPUs now. Let's hope he gets 64 lady-bits.
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Omfg. No. Just no.
Also, I know he doesn't have cognizance of the world outside his eyelids, but even if he did have a kid, he would still be 50% ripping off someone else's work.
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Maybe Kengle finally decided to quit throwing money at Chris
Chris recently lost a big fish on his patreon account.
