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I honestly suspect everyone is on the same page here.

Everyone understands that online sources are imperfect and may give the wrong impression.

Someone worried about moon lasers destroying a fictional city needs to be shielded from people who would take advantage of him. I don't think you can nuance or mitigate that.
 
I accept that the CWCki is an unreliable narrator, hell that's why I like it.

So our hero, protagonist and antagonist with the seaweed hair is "reliable" or is it just the chronicler in your opinion?
Man, they're just writing that incoherent gibberish down and there's a lot of things that are uttered by Chris. And most of them couldn't be further from our perceived truths.
 
So our hero, protagonist and antagonist with the seaweed hair is "reliable" or is it just the chronicler in your opinion?
Man, they're just writing that incoherent gibberish down and there's a lot of things that are uttered by Chris. And most of them couldn't be further from our perceived truths.

It's more like that the truth isn't as clear as night and day. While the CWCki is more subtle about it, the articles are akin to ED pages. People don't take ED pages at face value. They chronicle events but there's a lot of fluff for entertainment value.

Chris is a reliable narrator for events if you are able to keep asking him questions about it. If he knows he fucked up he'll try and weasle his way out of it but if you keep pressing he'll eventually break down to the truth.
 
I honestly suspect everyone is on the same page here.

Everyone understands that online sources are imperfect and may give the wrong impression.

Someone worried about moon lasers destroying a fictional city needs to be shielded from people who would take advantage of him. I don't think you can nuance or mitigate that.
>paying $6,000 to prevent the imaginary destruction of your imaginary friends
 
It's more like that the truth isn't as clear as night and day.

And that is the reason why I called it the "perceived truth".

And one can take that as a reference on Christian Chandler's perception of things. Which is so far off, that even the self-appointed specialists (hello @Marvin) cannot follow any more.
 
And that is the reason why I called it the "perceived truth".

And one can take that as a reference on Christian Chandler's perception of things. Which is so far off, that even the self-appointed specialists (hello @Marvin) cannot follow any more.
Then we're bumping into what Chris does believe vs what he wants to believe. His perception maybe skewed, but he's not wrong about some fundamental facts regarding his life. Chris isn't that crazy, his perception is.

Chris ACTUALLY has an international organized community observing and manipulating him.

Chris ACTUALLY can make money and favors appear out of nowhere.

Chris ACTUALLY has a group of individuals attempting to safeguard him from enemies.

Those are all real things that if anybody else tried to claim they would be considered crazy.
 
I'm pretty sure a lot of the people you're talking to just skim through it to get a general idea of what's been happening , then watch whatever video or read whatever social media post it references.
If you watch the video or the social media, you're not privy to what prompted that. Most of the most famous Chris content was prompted / manipulated. People who believe that stuff was natural Chris, without any prompting, are going to get a very strange understanding of the situation.
I mean, not even a week ago he said "I'm not crazy so I'm not gonna see a psychiatrist, now let me tell you about my imaginary friends and magic and cartoon universes that are totally 100% real! Look! I even have a sonichu ball to prove it!"
Chris didn't say he wasn't going to see a psychiatrist. He's seeing a shrink right now.

That's an example of the reality of the situation not reaching the internet. That's almost all of Chris' day-to-day life. And when something does reach the internet, it's not an accurate portrayal of the situation.
I'm pretty sure the cwcki bias has very little to do with what people actually think of him.
People think Chris is extremely easy to seduce into e-girlfriend situations. That's not the case. Lots of organized manipulation was responsible for every e-girlfriend after Ivy. And Ivy herself was vetted by Bob and Barb.

That puts a huge spin on what people think of Chris and his reputation.
This is coming from someone who genuinely likes Chris.
Why? Why do you like Chris?
While I agree we aren’t afforded the detailed view of Chris’s day to day life that you and the other “moon goons” are I would still disagree.
I don't have a view of Chris' day-to-day. I've seen just enough of it to know that my preconceived notions are frequently wrong.

For example, if someone told you that Chris has been working at mcdonalds for six months, would that surprise you? Why or why not?
Let’s lay the cwcki aside and just look at the Role Playing saga, Chris with absolutely no evidence or any rational or sane reason to easily believed everything those two told him. Everything that Chris was fed by the two twits is stuff you would be hard pressed to make a small child believe. Despite this they were able to get Chris to harm himself, humiliate himself, extorted thousands of dollars from him, and got him to punch his mother in the face.
How do you know? You haven't seen the logs.
Man, they're just writing that incoherent gibberish down and there's a lot of things that are uttered by Chris.
Uttered by Chris in what context? What prompted him to say it? Is it scripted content? Is Chris being paid? These are the questions people should be asking.
 
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Essentially this.

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For example, if someone told you that Chris has been working at mcdonalds for six months, would that surprise you? Why or why not
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I would be surprised because I don’t think Chris is capable of keeping a job that long. The doubt over his ability to hold down a job is one Chris himself shares.


How do you know? You haven't seen the logs.


I haven’t seen the logs you are correct. I’m going off Nulls word on what took place. Do you think the Role Playing Saga has been embellished to make Chris look more of a victim at the cost of misrepresenting his sanity?
 
For example, if someone told you that Chris has been working at mcdonalds for six months, would that surprise you? Why or why not?
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Yes, that would be new and surprising information. I would also be surprised to hear Chris-chan was actually in JPL driving robots on Mars. And...?
 
For example, if someone told you that Chris has been working at mcdonalds for six months, would that surprise you? Why or why not?

I would be surprised because I don’t think Chris is capable of keeping a job that long. The doubt over his ability to hold down a job is one Chris himself shares.
Chris says that trolls would ruin his ability to hold a job. But he misunderstands how much trolls know about his IRL life. We gave him (and the public) the idea that we know everything he's doing, mostly because he trusted troll girlfriends and he gave them that info. Which we then dropped and blamed Clyde Cash for "hacking" his stuff.
How do you know? You haven't seen the logs.


I haven’t seen the logs you are correct. I’m going off Nulls word on what took place. Do you think the Role Playing Saga has been embellished to make Chris look more of a victim at the cost of misrepresenting his sanity?
I think that's the part the public seized upon. Not unfairly, because it's a significant part of the story. But they kinda glossed over the blackmail parts involving them getting Chris to claim he's a pedophile because of bluespike stuff, or him being attracted to his friends back when he was in high school. That's like scientology-esque blackmail techniques.
Yes, that would be new and surprising information. I would also be surprised to hear Chris-chan was actually in JPL driving robots on Mars. And...?
Chris could be working a job, smoking pot, giving to charities, and volunteering, and you wouldn't know any of those things.

Those are the types of things Chris does that used to surprise me. But I'm no longer surprised.

I don't pretend to know what Chris is doing IRL anymore because of those surprises.
 
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