Buck Mullet
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- Joined
- Nov 11, 2015
Especially when said merch is completely useless crap he doesn't need whatsoever.
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
- Start date
Especially when said merch is completely useless crap he doesn't need whatsoever.
- Joined
- Jul 27, 2018
So basically he's a walking breathing DSP giveaway?
- Joined
- May 13, 2015
It sounds like Chris is gloating over the fact that he can travel to these other dimentions and this troll can't. If that were true you'd think he would spend all his time in Cwcville instead of derping around this version of Earth getting laughed at on the internet and fetching
for his mother.
- Joined
- Mar 24, 2013
Probably crystal jackin' it with his bros.
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- Jul 28, 2015
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- Jul 22, 2013
Freckles, age spots. Who’s to tell really?
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- Jan 18, 2015
Oh man, you can actually see the middle-aged shoe salesman and father of three girls that could have been peek out from all the layers of bad parenting
- Joined
- Mar 10, 2013
I like that feminine mustache.
- Joined
- Jun 3, 2016
He hasn't noticed his extremely hollow temples yet, which is a characteristic of extreme virilization, even for Chris' age.
- Joined
- Feb 10, 2015
Sailor Moon did not age gracefully.
Francine StripeCheer
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- Joined
- Feb 3, 2013
that's what you get for venturing into sunlight! Keep in your lair and you'll soon be pasty white again
- Joined
- Jun 3, 2016
He'll probably spend more time in the sun, and when he finally transforms into an old leather shoe, he'll claim he's "da spitting image of da Lindsay Lohan"!
Silver Octopus
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- Joined
- Nov 20, 2015
I can already see white hairs on his head.
Chris is getting old...
he's old enough to be a grandpa...
wears a sailor moon toy headband.
Chris is getting old...
he's old enough to be a grandpa...
wears a sailor moon toy headband.
- Joined
- May 2, 2018
asperhes
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- Joined
- May 25, 2013
You know who else had freckles? HITLER.
Camera, Camera, with Flash on.
Who's the sexiest at all the Cons?
Camera:
Fat.
Who's the sexiest at all the Cons?
Camera:
Fat.
- Joined
- Feb 3, 2013
That hairline is really receding
- Joined
- Jun 3, 2016
It won't even grow to a longer length on the top anymore.
Silvana'sPickle
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- Joined
- Mar 15, 2014
Remember Sailor Moon? Take a deep breath before you see how she looks now.