Containment Random Chris Updates

[AnOminous]

That hairline is really receding

That hairline is receding so fast you won't even be able to see its real color because it will be drowned out by its red shift.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Conclusive proof that Chris' eyes are not different colours. Also conclusive proof that his hair is retreating faster than a Frenchman in a warzone.

At least his skin is looking a little better (it's probably a phone app filter).

 

[Trash Eighty]

Lo and behold - The face of a grown man who seriously believes that he's able to travel between dimensions.
But that stuff is obviously very bad for your hair.

 

[The Dude]

The older Chris gets the more he looks like Anne Ramsey (Mama Fratelli from The Goonies and Mama/Mrs. Lift from Throw Mama From the Train).

 

[Raiken]

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I like to imagine that he walks with that thing on and that it gets imprinted on his head from the sun.

 

[Trash Eighty]

Tee-hee. Like some giant, autistic Mazda logo.

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

Poor guy will be about a Norwood 5 in a year or two, surely that must shatter the anime girl delusion eventually when he looks in the mirror and sees a full skullet, like a fat autistic Devin Townsend.

 

[Count Olaf]

Poor guy will be about a Norwood 5 in a year or two, surely that must shatter the anime girl delusion eventually when he looks in the mirror and sees a full skullet, like a fat autistic Devin Townsend.

Nah he'll probably go out and buy a really ugly wig he thinks is beautiful with money he begged for and then go about wearing it the wrong way. That, or he'll just break this old one out if he still has it.

Imagine that but with the dildo horn, ears, wonder woman headband, and fairy wings.

 

[BScCollateral]

I guess the bright side is that he doesn't need a "Be patient with me" ball cap.

 

[ON 190]

Nah he'll probably go out and buy a really ugly wig he thinks is beautiful with money he begged for and then go about wearing it the wrong way. That, or he'll just break this old one out if he still has it.

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Imagine that but with the dildo horn, ears, wonder woman headband, and fairy wings.

You beat me to it. I need to see that autistic head-dress.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

What's Chris talking about here?

 

[Rogowski]

What's Chris talking about here?

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My guess would be Anna

 

[Meat Pickle]

What's Chris talking about here?

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All I can assume is that Chris wants to encourage Michelle to write a song about starting the day poorly and ending the day in a positive light. That way, he can take credit if that really happens.

 

[Mr. 0]

What's Chris talking about here?

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he probably shit himself and it made a bigger mess than usual

and the only way that "friendship problem" will get worked out is if anna gets hit by a car

 

[No_one]

What's Chris talking about here?

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I guess friendship problems are related to Anna.

 

[RJ MacReady]

What's Chris talking about here?

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You know Anna is beyond help when her insecurity is apparent to Chris, of all people.

 

[Trash Eighty]

All I can assume is that Chris wants to encourage Michelle to write a song about starting the day poorly and ending the day in a positive light. That way, he can take credit if that really happens.

And he will be very specific about the color of her shoes when she performs that song on stage, I guess.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

What's Chris talking about here?

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I don't know who Michelle Creber is, but her tweet made me livid with indifference.

 

[CWCissey]

I don't know who Michelle Creber is, but her tweet made me livid with indifference.

One of the pony voice actors.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

One of the pony voice actors.

Oh. Of course it is.