Containment Random Chris Updates

[The American Hedgehog]

Spoiler: pic of Chris and the third commissioned drawing

 

[AnOminous]

Poor guy will be about a Norwood 5 in a year or two, surely that must shatter the anime girl delusion eventually when he looks in the mirror and sees a full skullet, like a fat autistic Devin Townsend.

No, he'll still see a beautiful anime girl. He has no face recognition.

 

[White bubblegum]

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Spoiler: pic of Chris and the third commissioned drawing

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Oh god. I need to see his Daffy Duck impression.

 

[BScCollateral]

Chris-Chan randomly inserts Mel Blanc into his Twitter stream.

I approve. It would be a better world with more Mel Blanc.

 

[Mason Verger]

Oh god. I need to see his Daffy Duck impression.

Haha that shit got him fired from Wendy's.

He does it in a few interviews, I know it's in one of @MasterDisaster 's Spathcock interviews. It's pretty hilarious and not all that bad an impression.

 

[Buck Mullet]

It's pretty hilarious and not all that bad an impression.

It is unforgettably horrifying. If this is your true and honest opinion, please consult a mental health professional immediately.

 

[Picklechu]

Haha that shit got him fired from Wendy's.

He does it in a few interviews, I know it's in one of @MasterDisaster 's Spathcock interviews. It's pretty hilarious and not all that bad an impression.

It was a Donald Duck impression.

 

[Mason Verger]

It was a Donald Duck impression.

Yeah I get my cartoon ducks with speech impediments confused.

 

[Count Olaf]

It was a Donald Duck impression.

To be fair I'm sure a Daffy Duck impression from him could still scare children just as badly.

 

[White bubblegum]

To be fair I'm sure a Daffy Duck impression from him could still scare children just as badly.

At least Daffy's speech is comprehensible in-canon. His Donald impression was practically spot on.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Chris-Chan randomly inserts Mel Blanc into his Twitter stream.

I approve. It would be a better world with more Mel Blanc.

Too bad it's not the real Mel Blanc instead of a 36 year old manchild quoting Mel Blanc

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Is 'sister dimension' a CWC-ism yet? He uses it so often and thinks that everyone knows of and believes in it.

 

[asperhes]

Someone should tell Chris about astral projection. He can have dream sex with Doopie or Brittany Spears or his favorite voice actresses and then get on Twitter and claim it was consensual. Eventually he'll start claiming he's in an actual relationship with these women, and that he knows they love it because they tell him so in his fantasies. Then Doopie will post, "We're not in a relationship, fuck off." And Chris will say, "Oh yes we are, you told me you love me many times." I mean, if Chris can fuck imaginary ponies, it wouldn't be too much of a stretch to fuck real people in another dimension. The drama fireworks would be great.

 

[White bubblegum]

Someone should tell Chris about astral projection. He can have dream sex with Doopie or Brittany Spears or his favorite voice actresses and then get on Twitter and claim it was consensual. Eventually he'll start claiming he's in an actual relationship with these women, and that he knows they love it because they tell him so in his fantasies. Then Doopie will post, "We're not in a relationship, fuck off." And Chris will say, "Oh yes we are, you told me you love me many times." I mean, if Chris can fuck imaginary ponies, it wouldn't be too much of a stretch to fuck real people in another dimension. The drama fireworks would be great.

Isn't that what visiting Cwcville and whatnot already theoretically is, astral projection?

 

[Ravenor]

Someone should tell Chris about astral projection. He can have dream sex with Doopie or Brittany Spears or his favorite voice actresses and then get on Twitter and claim it was consensual. Eventually he'll start claiming he's in an actual relationship with these women, and that he knows they love it because they tell him so in his fantasies. Then Doopie will post, "We're not in a relationship, fuck off." And Chris will say, "Oh yes we are, you told me you love me many times." I mean, if Chris can fuck imaginary ponies, it wouldn't be too much of a stretch to fuck real people in another dimension. The drama fireworks would be great.

I don't think anyone should give Chris any more information or validation of those kind of things Chris has shown how it can already be taken to a very dark and unhealthy place giving credence to those beliefs can only harm him more in the long run, especially seeing that he has started showing serious problems with separating reality from fantasy.

 

[Done]

Isn't that what visiting Cwcville and whatnot already theoretically is, astral projection?

No that's Aspie projection.

 

[Yop Yop]

Someone should tell Chris about astral projection. He can have dream sex with Doopie or Brittany Spears or his favorite voice actresses and then get on Twitter and claim it was consensual. Eventually he'll start claiming he's in an actual relationship with these women, and that he knows they love it because they tell him so in his fantasies. Then Doopie will post, "We're not in a relationship, fuck off." And Chris will say, "Oh yes we are, you told me you love me many times." I mean, if Chris can fuck imaginary ponies, it wouldn't be too much of a stretch to fuck real people in another dimension. The drama fireworks would be great.

That would be cool except all sex is rape and you are literally promoting rape right now

 

[Count Olaf]

Someone should tell Chris about astral projection. He can have dream sex with Doopie or Brittany Spears or his favorite voice actresses and then get on Twitter and claim it was consensual. Eventually he'll start claiming he's in an actual relationship with these women, and that he knows they love it because they tell him so in his fantasies. Then Doopie will post, "We're not in a relationship, fuck off." And Chris will say, "Oh yes we are, you told me you love me many times." I mean, if Chris can fuck imaginary ponies, it wouldn't be too much of a stretch to fuck real people in another dimension. The drama fireworks would be great.

Don't pozload my negholep.

Edit: AHAHAHA that word filter!

 

[CWCissey]

Don't pozload my neghole.

Edit: AHAHAHA that word filter!

Which word filter?

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Blue heart is his CPU HDD form name
Neptune- Purple heart
Noire- Black heart
Blanc- White heart
Vert- Green heart

what the fuck does any of that mean...?

Edit: little extra explanation since you probably don't follow it...

Oh good!

They're the embodiment of the major console brands and their nations named to parody consoles (Lastation, Lowee, Greenbox, Planeptune, Tari) Their HDD forms are powered by Share energy. Basically a consumer base.

Nope, still gonna have to go with "what the fuck does any of that mean."
Though to be honest I never fully figured out the sonic\pokemon shit either.