Containment Random Chris Updates

[DeathHeat]

Someone should tell Chris about astral projection.

He's mentioned it before, actually.

 

[Count Olaf]

Which word filter?

Don't t|ouch the poop/Don't pozload my negholep.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Spoiler: pic of Chris and the third commissioned drawing

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More like faggit season.
Chris isn't fooling anyone with a torso like a minifridge, 5 O' Clock shadow, and a face like a rock monster.

 

[BeanBidan]

what the fuck does any of that mean...?



Oh good!



Nope, still gonna have to go with "what the fuck does any of that mean."
Though to be honest I never fully figured out the sonic\pokemon shit either.

Gotcha, simply put, Chris thinks of himself as one of these

 

[AnOminous]

More like faggit season.
Chris isn't fooling anyone with a torso like a minifridge, 5 O' Clock shadow, and a face like a rock monster.

Chris irl looks like a child's drawing where you just draw a big circle with tiny sticks coming out of it. He looks like a potato with pipe cleaners for arms and legs.

 

[Count Olaf]

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Well that's just brought to mind an image of Chris with all his pony headgear and wings in a skin-tight onesy (or whatever those are called) and now I want to kill myself.

 

[The Dude]

Someone really needs to snap Chris out of this delusional "sister dimension" fucktardation, or at least get him to stop talking to other people about it and keep it to himself. It's so cringe inducing to see him sperging at random people about "sister dimensions" and "linking" like he expects them to know exactly what he's talking about. It's embarrassing, really.

 

[Ravenor]

Someone really needs to snap Chris out of this delusional "sister dimension" fucktardation,

I think it's too deep seated and he is too personally enamoured with it now for that to happen, the best we can hope for is management.

 

[White bubblegum]

Chris doesn't truly commit himself to much.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Someone should tell Chris about astral projection. He can have dream sex with Doopie or Brittany Spears or his favorite voice actresses and then get on Twitter and claim it was consensual. Eventually he'll start claiming he's in an actual relationship with these women, and that he knows they love it because they tell him so in his fantasies. Then Doopie will post, "We're not in a relationship, fuck off." And Chris will say, "Oh yes we are, you told me you love me many times." I mean, if Chris can fuck imaginary ponies, it wouldn't be too much of a stretch to fuck real people in another dimension. The drama fireworks would be great.

You're describing Lucid Dreaming but you're right. That would be incredible if Chris learns how to do Lucid Dreaming on a regular basis.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Chopinpiano]

If only Chris could forcefully see a psychologist and get the care he needs.... Imagine if the person who evaluated him years ago re evaluated him. It'd be classic as hell to see the report.

 

[m0rnutz]

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Naw nigga I'm good, thanks for the offer. Things are too busy over in Gokuland anyway.

 

[BeanBidan]

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Chris reminds me of my highschool principle, old person trying to be hip with the kids using lingo like "rad" and "let's all chill in the gymnasium and get this pep rally partay started!!!"

Well that's just brought to mind an image of Chris with all his pony headgear and wings in a skin-tight onesy (or whatever those are called) and now I want to kill myself.

Considering the lame enemies in the games, it kinda fits Chris. Instead of fighting eggplant men he fights pickle men

 

[300mm]

But, yeah, talk to me if you want a good psychic link to our sister dimension on current events, or just to Zap It Up.

That's a good pick up line, I'll have to use it at some point.

 

[Wabbu]

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Someone call an exorcist, Chris is speaking in fucking tongues

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I don't get it. How is it a super power if it only makes you look more like a retarded faggot?

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Chris has gone full-on Jack Chick with the sister dimension stuff. It's almost as if he's craving external validation to confirm his fantasy.

 

[idosometimes]

Chris has gone full-on Jack Chick with the sister dimension stuff. It's almost as if he's craving external validation to confirm his fantasy.

This stuff is 99.999% for him. It is not like this is some story that he is telling. Very little of what he says happens ever makes it anywhere. He has no blog. No little newspaper. He is making maybe two comic book stories per year. He has so much "material" that he does nothing with.

Someone really needs to snap Chris out of this delusional "sister dimension" fucktardation, or at least get him to stop talking to other people about it and keep it to himself. It's so cringe inducing to see him sperging at random people about "sister dimensions" and "linking" like he expects them to know exactly what he's talking about. It's embarrassing, really.

He believes in it and thinks that other people do too. Any artist, writer, or content creator who mentions different worlds has to believe that they really exist as actual planes of existence. They also believe that beings from these worlds can travel to other worlds. It only makes sense, right?

 

[RJ MacReady]

I love this tweet. Communicating via schizophrenic mind dimensions is as normal to Chris as sending someone an email or calling them back later. It's like he's role playing as a character in a cyberpunk novel.