Containment Random Chris Updates

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Wait, Chris, who makes every pony insert in his shitty comic have every power imaginable, is complaining some MLP is overpowered?

 

[Marvin]

Wouldn't convincingly posing as that guy from American Dad and telling Chris Null & co. are some dang dirty trolls who want to hurt him/ponies or whatever be enough? I bet hed'd believe it, since Wise was much less elaborate.

Wise was very elaborate. There's like six months of logs. We dropped like a day or two's worth.

 

[Mason Verger]

Wise was very elaborate. There's like six months of logs. We dropped like a day or two's worth.

I want to say release them all, but I didn't even read all of what was already released. Wise is as dull in his mixed franchise bullshit as Chris is. Semper fi if you guys waded through all that crap.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[AbyssStarer]

of course he hops on board when pony VAs talk bad about Dump even when he's semi right.

 

[Krieger]

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If Trump’s reality TV analog is the dangerous (if thick) sociopath with a drive to win and an ego to match, Chris’ equivalent is Snooki, the crass reality TV clown. No one dares look at him straight in the eyes or respond to his insanity out of fear of getting caught in his autistic briar patch.

 

[Silver Octopus]

That smirk in his face... you can really see that he's trying to hold back the laughter because he finds his Random Access Humour so funny.

 

[No_one]

I hope Barb has hearing problems so she doesn't have to listen to this.

 

[Mason Verger]

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So as creepy as that shit was, that might be the only time I've seen him release a genuine unrehearsed human emotion.

 

[DeathHeat]

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The echoes of "Make it stop!" still reverberate.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

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"We have other & better things to worry about in our world & in our Sister Dimension." Like cartoon ponies.

Also, what is with his videos lately? The stressed-out Muppet screech was bad enough, but what is with this "BRAAAAP!" nonsense?

 

[zap2theextreme]

"We have other & better things to worry about in our world & in our Sister Dimension." Like cartoon ponies.

Also, what is with his videos lately? The stressed-out Muppet screech was bad enough, but what is with this "BRAAAAP!" nonsense?

He's into BBW

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The Captain's content blows!

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Well, this is the first time Chris has genuinely laughed on camera, as far as I can tell.

 

[Gunslinger]

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Does anyone actually listen to this stuff? When Chris tells you ahead of time is noise why torture yourself.

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Tara Strong is a nutcase. Chris is a nutcase. It's hard to decide who sounds more crazy in these posts.

 

[Pony Horn]

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Thats about as happy as I've seen him. Which is pretty funny considering how many idiots have given him a thousand dollars or more.

I just can't wait until he moves into his own apartment and starts making noises like that in the middle of the night.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

What's an 'ALOL' that Chris is suddenly adding to his tweets all the time? Autistic laugh out loud?

 

[No_one]

What's an 'ALOL' that Chris is suddenly adding to his tweets all the time? Autistic laugh out loud?

Supposedly it means "actually LOL". The question remains, where did he pick it up.

 

[Leibowitz]

What's an 'ALOL' that Chris is suddenly adding to his tweets all the time? Autistic laugh out loud?

He's misspelling ALOG.

 

[Jaiman]

Well, this is the first time Chris has genuinely laughed on camera, as far as I can tell.

That laugh was unironically wholesome.