Containment Random Chris Updates

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Meanwhile, at Kiwi Farms HQ...

I wish we did have a HQ

 

[DCM90]

Has Chris ever been interested in something that isn't pop art/culture ? Is he more of a minimalist, modern or traditionalists artist ?

 

[Milk Mage]

Has Chris ever been interested in something that isn't pop art/culture ? Is he more of a minimalist, modern or traditionalists artist ?

No

 

[White bubblegum]

Has Chris ever been interested in something that isn't pop art/culture ? Is he more of a minimalist, modern or traditionalists artist ?

He's more of a "I Shop, Therefore I Am" guy.

 

[Gooby]

There are exceptions, like Steven Universe, since he and the Crystal Gems exist in an alt-dimension where WWII never happened.

So in Chris' perfect reality Steven Universe is non-canon? Sign me up, I need some of that Steven After Not Surviving.

 

[Jack Awful]

Meanwhile, at Kiwi Farms HQ...

My thoughts on Chrisrassic Park:

 

[MY 405]

Chris is incorrect. The Smurfs did not come from the UK, it came from Belgium.

Exactly. And (oh god forgive me for doing/knowing this) the MCU takes place in Earth-199999, the mainstream comic in Earth-616, also ... the Reality Stone is Red (the Power Stone is Purple) in the MCU and yellow in the comics. So his Marvelverse “sister dimensions” doesn’t coincide with his toon/fantasy timeline. (source: old sperg, I’m really sorry)

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

>tfw I learned from Chris that New Jersey isn't real, it only exists in an alternate dimension

That explains a lot, actually.

 

[The Dude]

>tfw I learned from Chris that New Jersey isn't real, it only exists in an alternate dimension

That explains a lot, actually.

Sadly, Snooki is still very, very real.

 

[Raiken]

Sadly, Snooki is still very, very real.

She is just astral projecting you guys.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

>tfw I learned from Chris that New Jersey isn't real, it only exists in an alternate dimension

That explains a lot, actually.

I missed that where did be exile NJ?

 

[Hrothgar]

>tfw I learned from Chris that New Jersey isn't real, it only exists in an alternate dimension

That explains a lot, actually.

He's also included Africa when listing places in alternate dimensions.

 

[Mason Verger]

I like how Chris says he has his powers from being "highly creative" after just naming off about 20 other IPs that he just stole and added to his sister dimension.

 

[BScCollateral]

I like how Chris says he has his powers from being "highly creative" after just naming off about 20 other IPs that he just stole and added to his sister dimension.

And, of course... reporting on sister dimensions isn't creative.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

He's more of a "I Shop, Therefore I Am" guy.

Exactly. He turned his old room into a toy store going as far as to get shelving from a game store for his games to display.

Is not getting creative an autistic thing or a Chris thing? His own output always seems based on some other thing or incorporating some already designed characteristic.

 

[BScCollateral]

Is not getting creative an autistic thing or a Chris thing?

My inexpert opinion is that it's a Chris thing. Once in a while someone stumbles across a case where the village idiot dies with thousands of notebooks filled with detailed architect designs for entire cities. Like CWCville but drawn like 19th Century natural history engravings.

 

[Mason Verger]

My inexpert opinion is that it's a Chris thing. Once in a while someone stumbles across a case where the village idiot dies with thousands of notebooks filled with detailed architect designs for entire cities. Like CWCville but drawn like 19th Century natural history engravings.

There's so many different flavors of autism now that it's become almost impossible to pin down any pathology. Growing up, autists were like rainman, real literal thinkers that memorize stats, freak out if their juice is served in the wrong type of cup and stuff.

They change the criteria for autism and Aspergers so often that by 2022 we'll all be sitting in the region 10 waiting room with Chris.

 

[BScCollateral]

Growing up, autists were like rainman, real literal thinkers that memorize stats, freak out if their juice is served in the wrong type of cup and stuff.

I'm pretty sure that the criteria used to be unable to talk to people.

It's a spectrum disorder and I think "causes distress" is needed before treatment. That guy down the street who knows everything about the C-47 might be on the spectrum, but unless it's screwing up his life nobody really cares.

 

[Mason Verger]

I'm pretty sure that the criteria used to be unable to talk to people.

It's a spectrum disorder and I think "causes distress" is needed before treatment. That guy down the street who knows everything about the C-47 might be on the spectrum, but unless it's screwing up his life nobody really cares.

That's the thing, "kind of a oddball" was how you described most mild autists back in the day and society was better for it. No coddling or fragile stickers.

Now they get doctor prescribed fidget spinners and wear color coded meltdown badges.

 

[Nigonidas]

I think he hoped that Nintendo would seek him out. Not that he thought it was particularly likely.

Chris' belief that he's famous was minor-to-nonexistent before the trolling.

Chris took to youtube because he was trained to do that by trolls. And when he applied for "jobs" and "proposals" via youtube, we specifically told him to make those videos.

Chris' belief that he was famous started out as a childish play-acting that he was famous (not that he thought he actually was), and it grew into a genuine belief that he's famous because we presented him with a shitload of (falsified, not that he can tell the difference) evidence that he was actually famous.

This was a cultivated belief, not something that he's always held religiously.

>falsifying evidence
>changing his belief system
>creating spergery for years to come
I'm starting to think that IG might have been a trained agent gone rogue.
But in all seriousness the cabal was nothing like IG. It was never about malicious harm or personal gain for you guys. It just impresses me sometimes when I remember that all of the tools IG used were used by golden age trolls. The biggest difference of course being that IG should have necked himself before he clicked "send".

Does Chris suffers from hypospadias? I saw his limp erected dick in the nudes section of CWCwiki and that looks like hypospadias.

You've never seen hypospadias.