Containment Random Chris Updates

The American Hedgehog said:
Chris rambling about multiple dimensions or some shit. He doesn't know what his own dimension's number is and mentions yet another dimensional counterpart of himself - "CWC Psychlight", a DC character who's an honorary Justice League member. http://archive.is/sey6V

Someone said:

"Is CWCville just the name of another dimension at this point? Not a town, but a whole multiverse? Because you are 100% correct. If you can think it, it's in CWCville."

Chris answered:

Cwcville is still the Nation, and the city that is in that large Nation, in Virginia. Cwcville is NOT the name of our sister dimension. That’s not only dumb, but just wrong. I don’t know the proper Dimension Number it is, but, as I have stated earlier, it is the neutral dimension that houses a lot to MOST of not only our respective counterparts there, but also our “Fictional” Individuals and OCs; all Existing and Co-Existing.

For the most part, yes, you think it; it exists there. Everything of mine, and definitely everything of Springfield with the Simpsons, Quahog with the Griffins, South Park with Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny, Langley Falls with the Smiths, New Jersey with Bob and Linda Belcher, the Smurfs somewhere in the UK, Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse; all that WB and Disney nearly a click away in the “Toon Town” there; Canterlot High School, and its Town: locates in Maryland, complete with the Portal to Equestria, Kim Possible globe trots there, MARVEL and DC Heroes (including my DC Superhero counterpart, the CWC Psychlight (which I created in DCUO)); another Christine Weston Chandler, but she lives in Metropolis and commutes to Gotham, in the same dimension; she’s even an Honorary Justice League member, believe it or not.

All of your favorite Anime characters are there too: Symphogear, Steel Angel Kurumi, the Ouran High School Host Club, NANA, Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers; Yada, Yada, Yada into near Infinity. Even the Doctor pops in and out in their Tardis there.

@ThePlanetDolan; their Planet Dolan, is located by Saturn in that dimension. And, Of Course, Gamindustri is there; Console Patron Unit Goddesses and All, counting myself as well (even though I’m still in training).

There are exceptions, like Steven Universe, since he and the Crystal Gems exist in an alt-dimension where WWII never happened.

OH! I almost forgot to mention: SUPER MARIO, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, Crash Bandicoot, Spyro the Dragon, Tracer of Overwatch and her crew, Paradise City, the Skylanders, and even Krato’s liniage, and most of your other video game characters: BAM! They are all There, in that same Dimension.

Thanks to the person of Marvel, who shall remain Anon in this tweet thread, informed me that This Earth, that we reside on, is indeed Earth 1218. I am still reaching out to learn the proper dimension number of our matching Sister Dimension.

Thanks to Magi-Chan Sonichu, as well as the Cosmos that I have opened my mind to, I have two possibilities, but I stand to be corrected or confirmed: 1672 or C-197 Also, Rick and Morty visit there and here sometimes, but you know their original dimension is not either of these numbers.

I reiterate, the name or Number of our Sister Dimension is still up for debate and collaboration, ONLY with those of the main Creators in the Business, like Marvel, DC, Disney, and of course, Hasbro. Also, Cybertron; it exists in our same dimension there too.

And you Can “Catch ‘Em All” there: Ash Ketchum and all of the Pokémon are there too; counting us Sonichus and Rosechus in the Pokédex, Officially. All That, and I have this power, like the number of the highly creative, to be in contact with this same dimension.
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Never thought I would see my childhood fantasy of all my favorite characters of TV, Videogames, etc.. in way soo autistic
 
Silver Octopus said:
I wish Chris would make a video explaining all of this instead of posting a fucking textwall to twitter.
He'll jump at the chance to make a video trying to sell crusty old blankets so he could buy more funko pops. But he won't make a video to show us how he "mind-links" to his "sister dimension".
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@Null has to yell when someone does augmented roleplay shit and makes him punch his mom, but can't stop Chris from buying stupid shit with Gaytreon money.

Real good job being a champion of Chris there.
 
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Marvin said:
This was a cultivated belief, not something that he's always held religiously.
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It is something he always accepted. He always saw himself as really important and deserving of recognition. His sadness over the "Song of Christian" and failure to receive artist award that he earned at graduation happened before the trolls. His ego helped him to be trolled. So did his idiot mother who thought she could monetize her son when the leaders of Nintendo came knocking. Chris' celebrity delusions continue now along with his

I think it has something to do with the Weston genes as Cole is the exact same way, only much much much much less famous.
TrippinKahlua said:
Chris is incorrect. The Smurfs did not come from the UK, it came from Belgium.
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Considering his limited ability to understand geography, I doubt he could recognize the name Belgium as being a real place and not something to do with waffles.
 
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idosometimes said:
It is something he always accepted. He always saw himself as really important and deserving of recognition. His sadness over the "Song of Christian" and failure to receive artist award that he earned at graduation happened before the trolls. His ego helped him to be trolled. So did his idiot mother who thought she could monetize her son when the leaders of Nintendo came knocking. Chris' celebrity delusions continue now along with his

I think it has something to do with the Weston genes as Cole is the exact same way, only much much much much less famous.

Considering his limited ability to understand geography, I doubt he could recognize the name Belgium as being a real place and not something to do with waffles.
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Chris didn't earn any artistic awards in high school. That's why he had an Autistic meltdown at graduation; he felt he should have won awards for his art because Autism, but his art was (and still is) utter childish garbage not fit for the fridge door, let alone awards and recognition. Chris doesn't get that, thinks his scribbles are world class art, and felt that he deserved those awards because he has Autism.
 
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idosometimes said:
It is something he always accepted. He always saw himself as really important and deserving of recognition. His sadness over the "Song of Christian" and failure to receive artist award that he earned at graduation happened before the trolls. His ego helped him to be trolled. So did his idiot mother who thought she could monetize her son when the leaders of Nintendo came knocking. Chris' celebrity delusions continue now along with his
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He accepts it because he's a dumbass. I don't see ego as the main driver.

For the same reason he believed Clyde raped Panda and why he drove to Ohio to rescue Julie. He's too credulous.
 
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idosometimes said:
So did his idiot mother who thought she could monetize her son when the leaders of Nintendo came knocking.
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I'm pretty sure it was Bob and Barb who were pushing him to get actual proof before travelling to Redmond, Washington, if you go back to the videos and emails in that 'arc', he kept asking Miyamoto for written letters sent via snail mail and other similar things, things that can't be easily falsified by trolls without legal risk.

Barb is an insane hoarder with a compulsive buying habit, but even she knew what's up in that particular instance, she already had experience in corporate America, so that thing was relatively in her wheelhouse. I personally have no doubt that she and Bob were the ones who persuaded Chris to pretend he's going to Redmond and secretly stay home instead.
 
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God Emperor Rich Evans said:
If I knew how to shop gifs I'd animate puzzle pieces flying from his mouth
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Marvin said:
He accepts it because he's a dumbass. I don't see ego as the main driver.

For the same reason he believed Clyde raped Panda and why he drove to Ohio to rescue Julie. He's too credulous.
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It's odd that he always accepts things he wants to be true. Come on, we all have an ego. Chris' seems to be unchecked die to autism and delusions of grandeur.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
It's odd that he always accepts things he wants to be true. Come on, we all have an ego. Chris' seems to be unchecked die to autism and delusions of grandeur.
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Certainly, ego is a part of it. But I think ignorance is understated in why his goofy beliefs have spread so far across his brain.

It's not like if you approached Chris with a random piece of praise he'd accept it uncritically. "Oh Chris, you're so brilliant at science" He'd be confused and ask you a few questions before, of course, indulging in the praise.

That's my main point. Chris is way dumber than he is egotistic. I think we paint a picture of him as being super egotistic, when he's just very easy to trick into believing nonsense. (The ego ultimately follows from that.)
 
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There's a bit of a blind spot we have. We hear about it when Chris is fooled by something outrageous, but we don't hear about it when he rejects something outrageous. I'm sure that must happen. The fact he has two phones, one for the public and one for his friends, suggests he understands he can take one phone seriously but needs to be skeptical of the other.

My impression is that Null serves to augment Chris' bullshit filter. Still, Chris has one of his own, and it might be interesting to know what sort of thing he gets is false, even though he'll believe in moon lasers.
 
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Of course Chris has an alternate reality self that's an 'honorary' superhero. That superhero probably has all the other superheros' powers combined and is the most powerful (as well as psychic), because it's Chris. And all his imaginary characters have to be the most powerful.

Poor Marvel author. No amount of backpedaling is going to make up for that one tweet that unwittingly went along with Chris's alternate dimension delusions. Their dms must be full of Chris rambling. Either that or they've blocked him.
 
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Stephanie Bustcakes said:
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food has been running out in the chandler household.
they have been starting to eat toys since chris wont buy food now.
Chris believes eating puzzle pieces may be able to get the required puzzle pieces to get stronger with his psychic link.
Barb's dementia will be totally gone after 2 weeks of puzzle pieces.
Chris becomes god emperor of all dimensions and forces everyone to destroy all puzzles for there can be only one.
 
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