Containment Random Chris Updates

[The Other Chandler]

I agree that Chris wouldn't spend his tugboat on a VPN. As has been pointed out, everyone already knows where he lives. He could still get one for torrenting or whatever, but I don't think Chris does that kind of thing.

Though I guess he could have been egged into it. "Get a VPN to protect the CPU's!" or whatever. But... doubt it.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

amidst all the recent WTF from Chris, i found this picture of chris on twitter

I swear its the weirdest Chris smile i have ever seen. Who the fuck are those other guys anyway?

Edit: So this is from Magfest earlier this year. :late: :late::late:

 

[johnny5150]

amidst all the recent WTF from Chris, i found this picture of chris on twitter

I swear its the weirdest Chris smile i have ever seen. Who the fuck are those other guys anyway?

His face looks FATTER then usually.

 

[Silver Octopus]

His face looks FATTER then usually.

Yeah holy shit, look at that second chin!
Maybe it's the lighting as well but he looks like fucking Grimace.

 

[No_one]

amidst all the recent WTF from Chris, i found this picture of chris on twitter

I swear its the weirdest Chris smile i have ever seen. Who the fuck are those other guys anyway?

Two really nice things:
1. Chris found balding 30+ guys to hang out with.
2. He is ok with niggos.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

amidst all the recent WTF from Chris, i found this picture of chris on twitter

I swear its the weirdest Chris smile i have ever seen. Who the fuck are those other guys anyway?

Oh, yeah - that's a pic from MAGfest.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:CWC_Magfest_Aftermath_@AngriestPat_@WoolieWoolz.jpeg

 

[Chan the Wizard]

amidst all the recent WTF from Chris, i found this picture of chris on twitter

I swear its the weirdest Chris smile i have ever seen. Who the fuck are those other guys anyway?

Around blacks, never relax.

 

[TedBovisUK]

Even when he's trying to look relaxed and casual, Chris looks as if he's inwardly terrified. That's actually upsetting in a way.

Wait... is he holding a fucking ice cream in his left hand? He is, isn't he. Stay classy, Chris!

 

[Lord Humungus]

Wait what happened with the explosion near Chris’ house? Did the A-log team try to ambush him but fucked up?

 

[David Cross]

Well you heard it folks, time to go out and start finding multiple sex partners. #Polyamory on #AmazonPrime make it look good, so it must be a good thing for everybody. Christ, I hope Chris never watches "I Am Jazz". He might decide to go under the knife and really make his life a living hell.

Chris has already put himself under the kitchen knife / switchblade / what-the-fuck-ever he used to make the untaint with. The only way to guarantee that Chris doesn't die from an infection somewhere along the road is by cutting his internet down. Or by putting him in a padded cell.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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That guy makes Let's Plays: https://www.youtube.com/user/AlphaOmegaSin/videos

This guy can literally get 40,000 to 500,000 views (regularly) for playing games while Chris barely got 50,000 views for humping a blow-up doll, yet Chris is calling him distasteful. Chris is such a retarded hypocrite. Yeah, I'd rather watch the death metal guy than the retarded guy who ate his own semen, twirked at walmart, and sat on a cake.
I mean, even Chris' posts are distasteful and pathetic. I'm glad a male with more Internet clout knock Chris down a peg through the art of meme. This guy even has a more powerful mane than Chris while still maintaining his masculinity. Chris must really hate this guy.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

amidst all the recent WTF from Chris, i found this picture of chris on twitter

I swear its the weirdest Chris smile i have ever seen. Who the fuck are those other guys anyway?

Edit: So this is from Magfest earlier this year. :late: :late::late:

They used to be huge on Machinima. It's Woolie and Pat from the gaming channel, "Super Best Friends."

 

[Snuckening]

Chris has already put himself under the kitchen knife / switchblade / what-the-fuck-ever he used to make the untaint with.

Pretty sure it was those audio-hypnosis videos on Youtube. Listen to them long enough and your inner sliz will just pop right out.

 

[AnOminous]

Pretty sure it was those audio-hypnosis videos on Youtube. Listen to them long enough and your inner sliz will just pop right out.

I wonder if he ever found the ones that turn you into a pony. He could turn into Night Shart irl.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I wonder if he ever found the ones that turn you into a pony. He could turn into Night Shart irl.

He's already got the smell of horseshit down.

 

[Mr. 0]

He's already got the smell of horseshit down.

And he has no problem with big strong men, sometimes two at a time, riding him.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

MLP convo.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

DRUMPF

 

[David Cross]

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"I am a moderate" AKA I fall for whoever talks nicer. We need voting laws for this stuff, this is horrifying

 

[Picnic_Boy]

His face looks FATTER then usually.

He's sporting orangutan cheek flanges.