Containment Random Chris Updates

[Rikka Takarada]

And here we witness the spectacle of Chris's ideas coming into contact with any semblance of reality - and it's not pretty...

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[No_one]

So if Hitler was never an OC how would Chris explain this? Also, Adolf here reminds me of someone, he'd look great in a striped rugby shirt.

 

[Rikka Takarada]

"It's not a damn Court Date."

Sure...

 

[jawsome]

I vote for 'Adolf Hitler was Never an OC' to be added to the top rotating text for the Kiwi.

 

[fiu0cm]

Chris is being inconsistent again. He's previously stated that not every OC will make it through the God Congress. He's also stated that creators motivated by greed or fame won't survive the merge, and, presumably, their OC won't either. Before that he's said that every anime character exists. The number of fictional characters to ever have been thought of has to be in the tens of billions, and the implication of the Earth's population increasing by an order of magnitude is apocalyptic.

Also fuck that Hotel Telephone dude is a sperg, I swear I see him in every tweet Chris ever makes.

He's an ancap sped who brings Chris up in political arguments with random people.

"It's not a damn Court Date."

Sure...

I mean, it's not. People are, understandably, confusing this Earth's designation 1218 with the date 12/18, which is the day before one of Chris' court dates. Chris established that designation two and a half months before the civil suit was filed.

 

[mertyville]

Everyone doesn't include Hitler for some reason...

Is Chris trollbaiting or something? This is way too fishy. Or its MC Sonichu.

 

[Kuchipatchi]

He's also stated that creators motivated by greed or fame won't survive the merge, and, presumably, their OC won't either.

So any corporate-owned characters won't make it?

 

[m0rnutz]

Is it a court date?

Edit: WOW I'm late

 

[fiu0cm]

So any corporate-owned characters won't make it?

I would say corporate created, rather than just owned. Even that would end up applying to both Sonic and Pikachu. I think shit like the Emoji Movie or minions are more in line with what Chris is thinking.

Is it a court date?

No. 1218 is this Earth, Chris tweeted that two and a half months before the civil suit was filed and the court date scheduled for 12/19.

 

[zap2theextreme]

Shit is going to go down. If Chris keeps thinking there's going to be a merge where this world won't even matter anymore then he has no reason to behave or act rationally.
Gamestop incident 2.0 is on the way

 

[BScCollateral]

So any corporate-owned characters won't make it?

Didn't he say that creators were people who observed events in the other dimension? So how can the motivation of someone recording events affect those events?

Hey, maybe Chris-Chan isn't very bright...

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I think it's funny that Chris includes creators of really crappy shows and forgets creators like Mike Judge. Maybe KOH is too realistic and wholesome for a cartoon character like Chris.

 

[fiu0cm]

I think it's funny that Chris include creators of really crappy shows and forgets creators like Mike Judge. may KOH is too realistic and wholesome for a cartoon character like Chris.

Chris is almost exclusively into high concept shit, and still doesn't understand most of what he consumes.

 

[dacwcman68]

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Aren't we all just our parent's OCs in the end?

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

he has no reason to behave or act rationally.
Gamestop incident 2.0 is on the way

I agree, but when has he ever.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Chris is almost exclusively into high concept shit, and still doesn't understand most of what he consumes.

I don’t think Sonic and MLP are high concept.

 

[AnOminous]

I don’t think Sonic and MLP are high concept.

They're practically the definition of high concept. "It's a hedgehog who's really fast." "It's about magical talking friendship ponies."

 

[m0rnutz]

So the dimensional merge that signifies the end of life and the birth anew is one number off from a court date ironically one day post.

Coincidence? Or Chris trying to "psychically will" armageddon before he shows his ass?

 

[Guts Gets Some]

I think it's funny that Chris includes creators of really crappy shows and forgets creators like Mike Judge. may KOH is too realistic and wholesome for a cartoon character like Chris.

I think you forget something dire: What isn't central in Chris' world simply does not exist at all for him.