Containment Random Chris Updates

[Depression_Begins]

Usually Ford Focus' last a good 15 years or so of regular driving before their drivetrains grenade and Sonchu didn't see many miles. I'm guessing Chris lacked the funds or ability to do regular oil changes.

What're the odds Chris rushes out and leases another car soon? I'm thinking pretty damn high. Creditors can't repossess leased vehicles unless they themselves are part of the company (or contracted by them) that leased it to him. So Chris is probably going to be able to wriggle his way out of this one again.

The only way the Chandlers are getting another vehicle loan is if someone else with good credit co-signs on it.

You could probably get a junkyard engine for it for $200-$300, it wouldn't be a huge deal to replace. Not that anybody who would buy it because Chris owned it would know that, or how to do it. The deal breaker for me would be the interior. With his hygiene issues, and if that's the car he was talking about shitting himself and driving home from the mall in, you would never get the smell out. You would have to completely gut the interior. I can't even imagine what it must smell like. Look how they treat the house, and imagine a car as an extension of that.

He would get $200-$250 from a junkyard here in that condition, and have to pay to have it towed there. I can't imagine it getting much more from an auction. I highly doubt anybody will buy it "because Chris", but some idiot paid $200 for Barb's blanket too, so whatever.

You can't do any engine swap for a couple hundred dollars yourself, let alone at a shop. Just plugging Sonchu in to diagnose a check engine light at a shop would be $100.

Chris probably could find a experienced backyard mechanic to do it for him. But he'd still be looking at around $1000 and have no warranty on it. It would still be the best choice considering Chris won't be able to finance another car and Sonchu probably has a ~$4,000 value in good running condition depending on mileage.

 

[fiu0cm]

he would have to change Sonichu and Rosechu's look completely

No he wouldn't. That's not how copyright works. By necessity, copyright has a very, very low bar for creativity, and Sonichu certainly passes it. Rosechu likely passes it too. At this point, Sonichu, and a lot of the other characters, are developed well enough to be copyrightable as characters, independent of the comics. This is assuming that Chris would ever stop referring to Sonichu as a Pokemon.

I think he could get away with Pocket Monster in the US. "Monster in my Pocket" prevented Nintendo from trademarking Pocket Monster here. The company that still holds that trademark seems to be defunct, so there's likely no one to pursue the infringement case.

I believe that single eye, two pupil look is trademarked by Sega

There's no way this is true. Diddy and Dixie Kong, Cheep Cheeps, Goofy, Mickey Mouse at various points, and Pluto have that feature. A lot of Western animation exhibits it during eye bulging scenes. I can't find a trademark for it, and it's not something that's copyrightable; you can't copyright a general idea or characteristic.

Also Chris would have to change the pikachu and Raichu tails into something else.

This is potentially true, but I can't find a trademark for it, and the Denver Nuggets mascot has a lightning tail. Kinked tails are also something that happens to real animals, whether genetically or from injury. And, again, it's not something that's copyrightable, even use of specific patterns and colors are likely too general.

I don't mean to imply that Sega and Nintendo couldn't sue Chris, but that Chris actually has legal standing for a lot of his creative work, and the changes he would need to make are minor.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

This would tug my heartstrings but I am positive that if someone gave him the money to pay the car loan off he'd spend it all on toys and ask for more.

I guess with it being auctioned they can't repo it and it's not like they can put a lien on his income. With the engine gone he's most likely going to get the scrap value.

Of course he would. Stop giving him money for doing nothing but sitting around shitting his pants

 

[Buck Mullet]

Sonchu deserves a more autistic fate than the scrapyard. Chris starting a crowd funding campaign to pay for buying it at auction and towed back to 14b to rot would be fitting.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

So two debt lawsuits, a busted car and Christmas around the corner eh? How is he going to weasel his way out of this one?

I’m guessing he’ll ignore it all and beg for money so he can buy a Nintendo Switch with the new Pokemon game.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

With Chris getting sue for debt due to late/minimum payments, no stable income except for tard bucks, his credit score is pretty much fucked. No normal credit company will give him a fair interest rate. In any modern society, a fuck credit score makes life much harder. It will go get harder from here.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Theres not many things more depressing than paying off a car that you don't own anymore.

How about paying off a McDonalds Happy Meal you ate in 2012? Given Chris' spending habits, right now he's intermittently making minimum payments on fast food he ate years ago and toys that long since burned up in the 14BC fire.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Sonchu deserves a more autistic fate than the scrapyard. Chris starting a crowd funding campaign to pay for buying it at auction and towed back to 14b to rot would be fitting.

This isn't even the TRUE and HONEST Sonchu. Sonchu was a proper Autobot protector of CWCville. Focuschu is just its gayer replacement.

 

[AnOminous]

With Chris getting sue for debt due to late/minimum payments, no stable income except for tard bucks, his credit score is pretty much fucked. No normal credit company will give him a fair interest rate. In any modern society, a fuck credit score makes life much harder. It will go get harder from here.

That's why he gets credit from these shitty companies that give people shitty cards with tiny lines of credit, charge outrageous interest, and just hope to get more money out of you in minimum payments than they've loaned you before you inevitably default on them all.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

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[Rikka Takarada]

That's why he gets credit from these shitty companies that give people shitty cards with tiny lines of credit, charge outrageous interest, and just hope to get more money out of you in minimum payments than they've loaned you before you inevitably default on them all.

And Chris being both extremely naive, and probably thinking by now that he can beg his way out of each problem, is the ideal target for predatory companies.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Sonchu deserves a more autistic fate than the scrapyard. Chris starting a crowd funding campaign to pay for buying it at auction and towed back to 14b to rot would be fitting.

I see you’re a fan of Sonchu MK.III

 

[Leibowitz]

Chris could've charged his hatefollowers $50 for 5 minutes with a sledgehammer and Son-chu 2 and probably made more than that car will at auction. It's going to be bought for $500 by some Mexicans and scrapped.

Barring that, selling a video of him shoving Son-chu up his butt would've been his next best bet.

 

[Guardsman42]

I bet most of the tweets Christine is going to have around Christmas is nothing but
"I NEED MONEY FOR GIFTS GIVE ME MONEY PLEASE"


Also didn't Christine make around 7 thousand dollars or something from the medallions and Totem??
What happened to that money??

Remember, he gave people thousands to not fire a moon laser at his comic book land. He probably spent that seven grand in a few weeks on toys and fast food and bed sheets when he shat him self.

 

[Rikka Takarada]

Remember, he gave people thousands to not fire a moon laser at his comic book land. He probably spent that seven grand in a few weeks on toys and fast food and bed sheets when he shat him self.

Not necessarily. Let's remember one thing: ridiculous as it sounds, Chris probably places a much higher value on CWCville not blowing up than getting new bedsheets if and when he shits them (especially if his casual dumping of DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS in the laundry, as opposed to the trash, is anything to go by).

 

[Guardsman42]

Not necessarily. Let's remember one thing: ridiculous as it sounds, Chris probably places a much higher value on CWCville not blowing up than getting new bedsheets if and when he shits them (especially if his casual dumping of DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS in the laundry, as opposed to the trash, is anything to go by).

I really tried to momentarily not accept this as fact, but it's probably true. He'd rather save an imaginary made up third world super hero country, then actually not develop horrible diseases in real life.

 

[Rikka Takarada]

an imaginary made up third world badly-drawn Sonic recolor country

Fixed it; I think if anything that makes it even worse...

 

[AnOminous]

Not necessarily. Let's remember one thing: ridiculous as it sounds, Chris probably places a much higher value on CWCville not blowing up than getting new bedsheets if and when he shits them (especially if his casual dumping of DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS in the laundry, as opposed to the trash, is anything to go by).

Yet he's too lazy even in his imaginary land to protect it by creating an imaginary moon laser defense system.

Even then, he'd rather swindle people for money to pay off the moon laser dudes.

 

[Slowinthemind]

I hope sonchu gets crushed into a block and dumped on fatties lawn, a man can dream.....

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I hope sonchu gets crushed into a block and dumped on fatties lawn, a man can dream.....

Maybe you should buy it and do just that.