Containment Random Chris Updates

[Pvt. Real G]

That reality is most important to him.

It all started as a crummy half ass, highschool project. Then a comic to self insert his fantasy. Now it is more important to him than real life. If only the highschool teacher just let Chris use Sonic as the project. None of this would had happened, the farms wouldn't have even exist.

 

[Xanax]

It all started as a crummy half ass, highschool project. Then a comic to self insert his fantasy. Now it is more important to him than real life. If only the highschool teacher just let Chris use Sonic as the project. None of this would had happened, the farms wouldn't have even exist.

Didn't he come up with Bionic The Hedgehog before the whole Sonichu CD cover thing? I would love to see the Bionic comic from the alt universe where Chris never thought of Sonichu. Mostly because that particular recolor is supposed to be Sonic's slow-in-the-mind brother who "fell into a world inhabited by basketball players", and Chris's portrayal of that would be fucking hilarious.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Didn't he come up with Bionic The Hedgehog before the whole Sonichu CD cover thing? I would love to see the Bionic comic from the alt universe where Chris never thought of Sonichu. Mostly because that particular recolor is supposed to be Sonic's slow-in-the-mind brother who "fell into a world inhabited by basketball players", and Chris's portrayal of that would be fucking hilarious.

We will get to see that when the dimensions merge. All questions will be answered. 42 days left brother.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Chris lined the gumball eyes on the first try,

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and shared some random access humor. There must be a dimension in which his joke is funny, don't forget to laugh after the merge.

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Lol I don't think that how LEGO MOCs(my own creation) work Chris. Also, I don't know what your troon teenage friends are.making you smoke, but hot dogs are animate objects. In short, you're fucking stupid.

I love Chris' jokes. They're the one thing that just loses me every single time. I have no idea what any of his jokes are supposed to mean, or why he thinks they're funny.

It's just the same as that stupid brain teaser about mark cuban he posted to Facebook. The only person that understood what the fuck was happening was only him. When Chris realized that no one else bother to decipher his brain teaser, he threw a temper tantrum on Facebook and flipped out. The only person who understands Chris jokes is himself

 

[Eichsterd123]

any recent update on chris?

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I must have missed the pedo bit.

For reference.

He has such a strange yet familiar way of expressing anger. You'd think he was constipated if you didn't already know he has no problem in that department.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Because if he retcons the past six months, then fuck, why can't he retcon all of it? That would make him feel really uneasy about the possible reality of his imaginary world.

That can be applied to most things about Chris.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

For reference.

He has such a strange yet familiar way of expressing anger. You'd think he was constipated if you didn't already know he has no problem in that department.

That whole thing reminded me of the old video where Clyde Cash forced him to say he was gay, especially the way he goes kind of marblemouthed when he has to call himself a pedo.

 

[fiu0cm]

For reference.

He has such a strange yet familiar way of expressing anger. You'd think he was constipated if you didn't already know he has no problem in that department.

He sounds like a goose

 

[Haesindang Park]

For reference.

He has such a strange yet familiar way of expressing anger. You'd think he was constipated if you didn't already know he has no problem in that department.

Yeah thanks for reminding me of what he sounds like when he's constipated.

 

[Snuckening]

For reference.

He has such a strange yet familiar way of expressing anger. You'd think he was constipated if you didn't already know he has no problem in that department.

I've never seen this before- When did it come out? Is this the "pedo admission" video people were saying that Wise made him record, and then used to blackmail him? [just worked out that some of his weird grunts are him saying "Gwen"(?) So thats the "Gwenpool" shit Wise was larping as?]

What's he even saying? "Got me as a pedophile"? "Definitely is a pedophile"? "Somebody is a pedophile"? (Chris sounds like he's got a mouthful of cum he's trying not to swallow. ENUNCIATE, nigga!)

What in the everloving fuck is the poor lil guy trying to say? What's this "Sonic Forever thing"? Was Chris drunk, or having a grand mal seizure?

So. Many. Questions.




:autism: Autistic x 9,003

 

[fiu0cm]

I've never seen this before- When did it come out? Is this the "pedo admission" video people were saying that Wise made him record, and then used to blackmail him? [just worked out that some of his weird grunts are him saying "Gwen"(?) So thats the "Gwenpool" shit Wise was larping as?]

It came out with the Discord chat logs. All the Gwen and Pitohui RP shit is in those.

What's he even saying?

"Gwen, ugh, I'm really sorry for everything. I messed up. I'm a fuck up. You got(?) me as a pedophile... a pedophi-... a vagina. I lied(?) about too many things in my life. Is that... I'm not a bad person! Gwen, I'm sorry for everything. [goose honking for 9 seconds] Gwen, I'm really sorry for everything. Ahhh"

 

[sax_banana]

Because the “Dimensional Merge” was his Pot smoking troon of a friend’s way of counting down to them revealing a video of Chris jerking it.

Really? that's an anti climax (which is ironic, for obvious reasons)

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

any recent update on chris?

 

[Eichsterd123]

nice.so is he dead yet, cus it been quiet for a while

 

[Wall-E]

So where’s the videos of Chris shitting on the floor and hitting barb?

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

@Wall-E I couldn't find those videos but I did find a video of him admitting to shitting his *pants*

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

He sounds like a goose

Personally, I like to define it as "sad, old and tired prostitute having angry sex with a tuba"

 

[fiu0cm]

@Wall-E I couldn't find those videos but I did find a video of him admitting to shitting his *pants*

Chris visibly strains at 23 seconds in that video in the same way he did in his video about PandaHalo maybe being dead and in Ode to Julie.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Regarding the IG videos:

Back in May @Marvin, @Null and I discussed the videos and other content from the Google Drive - most (if not all) of it will never see the light of day much along the same lines as the video Chris recorded after Bob passed away.

Some videos were released along with the Cryzel torture transcript. Mostly his pleas to "Pitohui" which he had to constantly redo since it turns out Chris is not a master of the English language. That's also where the All Star video came from.

God, Wise is such a faggot.