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Distant Stare said:
Chris is not fun to follow anymore. He is boring. With the exception of his breakdown at the convention, not much has happened this year that is noteworthy. I am just waiting for Barb to die so I can see how it ends.
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The coming out of Cryzel and Magi-chan polyamory wasn't interesting? Or the Wyse & Boyd stuff? I mean, c'mon, you're being reductive.
 
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So idk if anyone talked about this or some shit, but I thought I would bring this up because it's an interesting convo starter. I assume Chris is just getting up to his antics again and trying to get sympathy.
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So after all this people were saying shit about it, worried Barb died and shit so Chris posted this. The woman looks like a walking corpse. Some of the comments are say "where is the timestamp?"

If this was a hacker Chris is really asking for it.
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Anyway, I just want to know your thoughts, theories, I don't fucking know. Most likely scenario in my head is he knows once she is gone that means he gets evicted and maybe he would horde her dead body so nobody knows. :thinking:
 
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"I'd never wish cyberbullying on anyone... Now let me tell you about the awesome news that 1/2 the worlds population is going to die!"

And OMG did Chris and Null sic the CIA onto the ideafags? Brutal. I hope they get extraordinary renditioned to Egypt and waterboarded!!

DavidBlowie said:
So idk if anyone talked about this or some shit, but I thought I would bring this up because it's an interesting convo starter. I assume Chris is just getting up to his antics again and trying to get sympathy.
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So after all this people were saying shit about it, worried Barb died and shit so Chris posted this. The woman looks like a walking corpse. Some of the comments are say "where is the timestamp?"

If this was a hacker Chris is really asking for it.
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Anyway, I just want to know your thoughts, theories, I don't fucking know. Most likely scenario in my head is he knows once she is gone that means he gets evicted and maybe he would horde her dead body so nobody knows. :thinking:
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Maybe its Magichan's phone that got hacked. Isnt Magichan boomer-aged? He probably isn't as tech-savvy as Chris.
 
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"I'd never wish cyberbullying on anyone... Now let me tell you about the awesome news that 1/2 the worlds population is going to die!"

And OMG did Chris and Null sic the CIA onto the ideafags? Brutal. I hope they get extraordinary renditioned to Egypt and waterboarded!!


Maybe its Magichan's phone that got hacked. Isnt Magichan boomer-aged? He probably isn't as tech-savvy as Chris.
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Not to mention that he has repeatedly doxed others and sent the Internet after people he does not like only to have it backfire like that Whopporito he loves so damn much.
 
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Snuckening said:
And OMG did Chris and Null sic the CIA onto the ideafags? Brutal. I hope they get extraordinary renditioned to Egypt and waterboarded!!
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Haha no, Chris came up with this bizarre, well bizarre for anybody else, notion that Null was somehow colleagues with the fictional cartoon character Stan from American Dad, who is employed by the CIA. Thus, Null has close connections with the CIA via a fictional cartoon character.
 
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AbyssStarer said:
The coming out of Cryzel and Magi-chan polyamory wasn't interesting? Or the Wyse & Boyd stuff? I mean, c'mon, you're being reductive.
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All of it the product of two retards' spergery, nothing interesting there to be entirely honest.

The American Hedgehog said:
Tara Strong asks people to share their bullying experiences, Chris does so.

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LOL I almost expected him to tag in @Marvin too. That would have shown the trolling stupid Pickleman!

Snuckening said:
And OMG did Chris and Null sic the CIA onto the ideafags? Brutal. I hope they get extraordinary renditioned to Egypt and waterboarded!!
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He probably means the FBI. Null previously mentioned somewhere that he talked to some FBI agents he knows to try and move the case forward, and they had Chris file an IC3 form too.

He is still being :optimistic: as fuck if he thinks he's gonna get that money back.
 
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neural said:
He probably means the FBI. Null previously mentioned somewhere that he talked to some FBI agents he knows to try and move the case forward, and they had Chris file an IC3 form too.
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Via Null:
"Unrelated, but when Chris first started messaging me he said that Stan Smith from American Dad said I was somehow affiliated with the FBI/CIA, which I think is entirely his head canon. If you wonder why I'm a big softy with Chris, there's a good example."

A cartoon character that's in the CIA told Chris that Null was with the FBI/CIA.
 
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Mason Verger said:
Via Null:
"Unrelated, but when Chris first started messaging me he said that Stan Smith from American Dad said I was somehow affiliated with the FBI/CIA, which I think is entirely his head canon. If you wonder why I'm a big softy with Chris, there's a good example."

A cartoon character that's in the CIA told Chris that Null was with the FBI/CIA.
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I remember that one... that's not endearing, that's fucking sad and concerning. That'd be cute only if Chris was like 6 or something.
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
I remember that one... that's not endearing, that's fucking sad and concerning. That'd be cute only if Chris was like 6 or something.
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Yeah, in hindsight that might've been a clue that this endeavor was doomed to fail. The only way to play was by Chris's rules, and Chris's rules are designed to ruin Chris.
 
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Mason Verger said:
Via Null:
"Unrelated, but when Chris first started messaging me he said that Stan Smith from American Dad said I was somehow affiliated with the FBI/CIA, which I think is entirely his head canon. If you wonder why I'm a big softy with Chris, there's a good example."

A cartoon character that's in the CIA told Chris that Null was with the FBI/CIA.
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By God, he really is a mentally-challenged Peter Pan, isn't he?
 
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Right before I internally sperged about how, when he does use the word "literally" in correct context, it's always an accident, I started laughing about how any time he asserts his impotent decree about The Extortion, he can't help himself but make it even less intimidating by tacking on the requisite stinger "With Interest". :lit::lit::lit:

Much intimidate, man-in-dirty-dress. Many follow-thru. Such shaking-in-boots.
 
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