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But check out those action pants! Added defense against physical attacks and any attempts to deduce its actual gender.
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But check out those action pants! Added defense against physical attacks and any attempts to deduce its actual gender.
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Does the fact that Lukas is suddenly leaking all this shit on /cow/ mean Chris's friendship ended with Lukas? Or Chris just doesn't know/give a shit?
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I would go with number two
Edit: Because there never was a legit frienship
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Yeah right, I seriously doubt that.Just saw this on Twitter, someone at Comiket 95 is possibly cosplaying as Chris-Chan:
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"Why did you create me, mother?"
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I do love the understated existential dread in the eyes of that pony, it's smiling for mother but it wishes for the sweet release of death.
Guts Gets Some
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Just saw this on Twitter, someone at Comiket 95 is possibly cosplaying as Chris-Chan:
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Has Chris ever worn shorts?
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Someone on /cow/ just posted this short video of Chris screaming at his toilet.
(No I don't know what he's screaming about either..)
(No I don't know what he's screaming about either..)
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"Ay you toilet, what happened to my babeh!?"
If I had to guess, I think Chris probably dropped a fat one, thought it was his daughter Crystal, and then flushed it without realizing it.
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Remember, Chris "Fatefully found, created, and summoned" this OC, he's perfected the dark art of summoning now. Also, is the "Brazilian part of Equestria" even a thing canonically speaking, or is Chris just...well being Chris?
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"This is DEAD serious now excuse me a sec while I yell into my toilet!"
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Here's my entirely uninformed and uneducated guess about the toilet yelling. Judging from the title I'd say this is an IG video in which Chris is supposed to yell at his toilet for flushing down his turdbaby, Crystal. Or perhaps he actually thinks his daughter came out of his ass one night and he accidentally flushed her. At this point it's anyone's guess.
Also, for CPU's sake why does he keep the empty toilet rolls? I count at least 5, unless he's making new neck-protectors for his medallion I don't see the point other than he's lazy.
Also, for CPU's sake why does he keep the empty toilet rolls? I count at least 5, unless he's making new neck-protectors for his medallion I don't see the point other than he's lazy.
No_one
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That's a nice collection of empty toilet paper rolls. Selling them on ebay for 25$ when?
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Chris-Chan's signature reminds me of Christopher Columbus'.
What is it with Chrisses?
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Lukas should come here and post all the shit they are posting on /cow/ here instead.
Just do the info dump here, get a verified tag.
Just do the info dump here, get a verified tag.
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That toilet yelling video looks produced, like it was one of those paid videos where Chris was told to specifically do this.
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All this new leaked content is nice. The Captain should piss off autists more often.
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Yes, atleast as a child, the pic when he is almost crushing a (then alive) pony. I looked for the pic, but couldn't really find it, but the poor ponys expression of fear will always be engraved in my mind.