Containment Random Chris Updates

[MeepBeep]

Yeah, it's one thing to troll Chris and fuck around with him. This is getting a bit closer to bluespike territory, and no one wants it to get there. That vid of him making out with I forgot who is funny as fuck tho.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Wonder how extreme this climax is going to be.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris butts into a conversation between MLP fandom people to ask how they'd ship him.

 

[TheBridgeburner]

He should just release all the content he has without demanding money/bitcoins for that (turns out it is a thing people do).

Literally where's the point of demanding payment for a resource Chris very well provides himself? Bunch of nutjobs.

 

[MeepBeep]

"Hey why are you shipping them but not me? I'm already in a polygamous marriage, but I need more china."

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Chris butts into a conversation between MLP fandom people to ask how they'd ship him.


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So he goes from insulting someone for 'shipping' to asking them do it for him?

 

[Orkeosaurus]

The only thing Chris should be shipping is his paid for comics.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

As an aside, fuck Twitter for trying to get my phone number for that bullshit account because I refused to put personal details.

I had to make a twitter account for a college assignment ages ago and twitter still emails me at least once a month asking me for my phone number. All I did was seven tweets. I've been tempted to make it into a generic burner account for cow-watching, but I'm not giving the site my phone number.

 

[NormanMarkus]

I had to make a twitter account for a college assignment ages ago and twitter still emails me at least once a month asking me for my phone number. All I did was seven tweets. I've been tempted to make it into a generic burner account for cow-watching, but I'm not giving the site my phone number.

Yeah, I found a way around, but it's still unsatisfactory in most cases. But you're absolutely justified for telling Twitter to fuck itself.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I would ship Chris to the kill shelter dressed as a dog with cancer.

 

[Rikka Takarada]

Chris butts into a conversation between MLP fandom people to ask how they'd ship him.


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Isn't this basically the same MO as most of his Twitter replies these days; people are having a normal conversation about something, when suddenly "HEY LOOK IT'S ME CWC!" or a variant thereof derails the entire fucking thing...

 

[Oregano]

Chris butts into a conversation between MLP fandom people to ask how they'd ship him.


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I hate how Chris continues to surprise me with his level of ineptitude. Why does he assume that shipping is a form of comedy? Who the fuck is Bliss? Is it another fictional character he can "talk to"?
Why does he do a 180 and ask "btw who do you ship me with lmao".
Nigga what?

 

[MeepBeep]

Judging from the twitter post, I assume Bliss is someone else's OC?

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

I hate how Chris continues to surprise me with his level of ineptitude. Why does he assume that shipping is a form of comedy? Who the fuck is Bliss? Is it another fictional character he can "talk to"?
Why does he do a 180 and ask "btw who do you ship me with lmao".
Nigga what?

I went looking through the convo. Seems like Bliss is another Twitter user and she and this Silver-Quill person are friends who have some kind of ongoing fake argument about shipping their MLP OCs, or something, and Chris thinks they're being fully serious.

And of course Chris can't resist butting in and trying to make it about himself, because :autism::autism::autism:. I notice he seems to assume that everyone involved will know who his waifus and husbandos are, too, which is just great.

 

[Oregano]

I went looking through the convo. Seems like Bliss is another Twitter user and she and this Silver-Quill person are friends who have some kind of ongoing fake argument about shipping their MLP OCs, or something, and Chris thinks they're being fully serious.

And of course Chris can't resist butting in and trying to make it about himself, because :autism::autism::autism:. I notice he seems to assume that everyone involved will know who his waifus and husbandos are, too, which is just great.

A part of me just wants to see Silver-Quill or Bliss tell him to fuck off, ngl.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Judging from the twitter post, I assume Bliss is someone else's OC?

http://the-rift-cafe.wikia.com/wiki/Lightning_Bliss

Yep, it's an OC. "Lightning Bliss" is an alicorn (because every OC has to be the speshullest), has rainbow mane and tail with o-so-kwirky steampunk goggles, and can do magic spells. It's a cute tiny pony who gets all buttmad if someone calls her "cute" because that's a tropey anime characteristic.

The person who created it is a 32 year old fat autist woman with pet rats and an appearance like the potato love child of Lagoona Blue and Kathy Bates. She has a YouTube channel and is married to some other autist she met through Alien Vs Predator 2.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

A part of me just wants to see Silver-Quill or Bliss tell him to fuck off, ngl.

I flipped through all the replies to his tweet as well. It was just a bunch of shitposting and węens being węens. They both ignored him completely.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Chris should just be more active here. We always ship him with Barb.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Who the fuck is Bliss?

A part of me just wants to see Silver-Quill or Bliss tell him to fuck off, ngl.

Lightning Bliss already tried blocking him a few months ago. Instead of respecting her wishes, Chris circumvented it with his alt account. https://kiwifarms.net/posts/4129181/. Which makes him white-knighting for her even cringier.

 

[Mr. 0]

Yeah, it's one thing to troll Chris and fuck around with him. This is getting a bit closer to bluespike territory, and no one wants it to get there. That vid of him making out with I forgot who is funny as fuck tho.

bluespike did nothing wrong

@The Captain why don't you get off your ass and go through Chris's discord so we can take this troon for a ride