Containment Random Chris Updates

[Lipitor]

https://www.campbells.com/v8/energy/pomegranate-blueberry-2/

Looks like it's got 10g of sugar, 50 calories per 8 oz. Not super terrible, but certainly not healthy.

While tons of people also do this. Chris is really keen on documenting the one or few times he made a healthy(ish) choices and pretending that's proof of an overall healthy lifestyle. It's like when he goes to McDonald's every single day, but gets the apple slices, then sits in front of a tv all day.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

While tons of people also do this. Chris is really keen on documenting the one or few times he made a healthy(ish) choices and pretending that's proof of an overall healthy lifestyle. It's like when he goes to McDonald's every single day, but gets the apple slices, then sits in front of a tv all day.

Chris' ego requires much more sustenance than his body.... and that says a lot.

 

[Rogowski]

Is it just me or does that drawing look really familiar for some reason?

I think it just might be that it is drawn in the most completely generic manga-esque style imaginable. There is absolutely nothing memorable or distinctive in the art style.

The artist is the same one who did his avatar a while back and ended up getting doxxed by this very forum and proceeded to delete everything.

 

[Kerr Avon]

Of course he didn't think of that. If it doesn't involve CWCville, Ponies, CPU Goddesses, Vidya or Lego he has no interest whatsoever. And given his hygiene (or lack thereof), food-borne illness shouldn't be at the top of his priority list.

Also, "Wowzers"? Is this nigga gonna start working Inspector Gadget into his autistic delusions next?

Don't give him any ideas

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Nebula Slasher]

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Because he's totally not naive now.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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Back then?! He barely changed mentally at all except grow more delusional

 

[Mr. Manchester]

When you're the most documented person on the internet and complain about finding a picture of yourself.

The more things change the more they stay the same.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Chris should stick to low quality photos, he's not doing himself any favors with the high definition.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

So, he went from a lardy Eddie Hitler to a lardier Neil Wheedon Watkins-Pye.

Progress.

 

[zap2theextreme]

Chris-Chan glow up

 

[Guts Gets Some]

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The Sonichu medallion really hammers home the irony, I'd say.

I find it even funnier trolls like Clyde Cash all but predicted exactly where Chris would be in the next 10 years. Pretty spot on, too.

 

[Rupin]

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We liked him better back then too when he still had a reputation to salvage. I can't believe he actually thinks the way he is now is an improvement.

 

[Ghostbeater]

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Did he take a screenshot from the Guru Larry interview where he got played just like, let's say, in modern times?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris thinks he looks like that girl in that drawing......LOL

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WTF? Those eyebags, that long horse face combined with the auti troon grin, and that hairline that looks as if it was drawn in with watered down shoe polish. Great improvement Chris.
Chris went from harmless weirdo, who I might let my kids play a card game with to looking like "I'm 99 % sure that's a kiddy fiddler, but let me do a background search to be sure"
From the immortal words of the flim 'The Color Puprle'....."You sho is ugly"

When you're the most documented person on the internet and complain about finding a picture of yourself.

The more things change the more they stay the same.

He was confused because photographs of Ariana Grande kept popping up.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Chris never praises my drawings of him

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris never praises my drawings of him

They're more accurate.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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"When I asked Twitter if it has reopened its verification process or if it’s just making an exception for celebrity infants, a spokesperson gave me the nonanswer that “our teams around the world continue to work closely with trusted partners to verify select accounts."

LINK

 

[Rogowski]

I feel that if Chris ever got verified on Twitter it wouldn’t be because he’s actually a celebrity it would most likely be a cruel joke at his expense that he wouldn’t get because he’s naive as fuck to this day.