Containment Random Chris Updates

Mad Munchkin blocked Chris on Patreon. He had subscribed as a patron earlier this month, but is no longer listed.

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I bet it's because he sent her a customized one of these """"apology"""" drawings from some sock (possibly this one).

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I'm assuming he sent a different one out to each brony he wants to be unblocked by- My god I fucking hope the others post theirs, too, because this one is god damn hilarious. Chris's much-hyped "apology" = telling some brony "Your OC thinks you're an asshole, but it's all OK because he apologized to me on your behalf!! So everything's OK now and you can just unblock me! You're welcome, kthxbye!! [lightning bolt blush emoji lightning bolt]"
 
So I think most people who have blocked Chris did so because people pointed out his old gross stuff and just overall spammed them too much. Blocking effectively removed Chris from their twitter lives and probably removed 90% of the spam they’d get.

Chris stays blocked because 1) spammers have stopped and 2) Chris is literally harassing them and friends of theirs to be unblocked. He’s reaching out to their friends to share his messages and he’s making sock accounts to talk to them. These actions just prove to them he’s too weird and they made the right choice in blocking him. So they block his socks too.

Chris just has to accept that you can’t be friends with everyone. These weird “I’m sorry you don’t get this is your fault” comic strips aren’t going to change anyone’s mind.
 
I bet it's because he sent her a customized one of these """"apology"""" drawings from some sock (possibly this one).

chuggle-jpg.652091


I'm assuming he sent a different one out to each brony he wants to be unblocked by- My god I fucking hope the others post theirs, too, because this one is god damn hilarious. Chris's much-hyped "apology" = telling some brony "Your OC thinks you're an asshole, but it's all OK because he apologized to me on your behalf!! So everything's OK now and you can just unblock me! You're welcome, kthxbye!! [lightning bolt blush emoji lightning bolt]"

Chris is really shitty at even the DARVO tactic, man.
 
Cool, next time I feel the need to apologize to somebody, I will make a childlike drawing of a cartoon character calling them "arrogant" and apologizing to a cartoon version of me, while the cartoon version of me says how I didn't do anything wrong. I'm sure it will let them know how sorry I feel for my behavior.
 
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So I think most people who have blocked Chris did so because people pointed out his old gross stuff and just overall spammed them too much.

Now if Chris was True and Honest to his word that the crap he pulled 10 years ago was finished, he might have a case.

But uh... When was he touching people and humping a pillow last?
2017?
18?
 
What's with his sudden fixation on this particular device?
ZX Spectrum > C64.

(@UselessRubberKeyboard)

The C64 was kind of difficult to write programs for -- especially with graphics as there are no built-in graphics commands (like "CIRCLE (x,y),r") -- so it would be amazing if Chris learned to program that thing and not just play games with it.
 
ZX Spectrum > C64.

(@UselessRubberKeyboard)

The C64 was kind of difficult to write programs for -- especially with graphics as there are no built-in graphics commands (like "CIRCLE (x,y),r") -- so it would be amazing if Chris learned to program that thing and not just play games with it.
There's a challenge!
 
ZX Spectrum > C64.

(@UselessRubberKeyboard)

The C64 was kind of difficult to write programs for -- especially with graphics as there are no built-in graphics commands (like "CIRCLE (x,y),r") -- so it would be amazing if Chris learned to program that thing and not just play games with it.

Real men do graphics with POKE and PEEK.
 
ZX Spectrum > C64.

(@UselessRubberKeyboard)

The C64 was kind of difficult to write programs for -- especially with graphics as there are no built-in graphics commands (like "CIRCLE (x,y),r") -- so it would be amazing if Chris learned to program that thing and not just play games with it.
So I'm claiming the original True and Honest Rainbow Goddess of the Speccy consoles (and C5 rollers). Back off, haters!

(do I have to block everyone now and join in this merge shit?)

I think programming on a C64 is kinda beyond Chris, even if he did manage to get his hands on one. It'd be nice if he was getting into retro consoles just for the autistic joy of how cutting edge they were at the time and how things have changed since then, but we all know he only likes these things if ponyfags and cartoons are involved. Sad, really.
 
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