Containment Random Chris Updates

[The American Hedgehog]

I asked one of Chris's customers the other day about Sonichu 12-9, the Night Star comic. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_12-9

He said it was only 55 pages long. That surprised me. Some of the earlier Sonichu books were around that length but the books got longer over time. The previous book, #12, clocked in at 118, over double the pages. Hell, even the comic Idea Guy had Chris make was longer than Night Star's.

Given how enthusiastic Chris was about Night Star, I thought the book would've had more to it. Come to think of it, he hasn't mentioned much of Night Star lately. Might be because Idea Guy didn't care for NS and instead role-played using Sonichus to manipulate Chris, so Magi-Chan, Cryzel, etc, have overshadowed NS in Chris's head.

edit: This Dawn Dazzle is an OC of vivichu, who put this shipping out there first.

I think vivichu is trying to pull another Quinn saga.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

It's like the CWC show making a reference to an early episode.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It's like the CWC show making a reference to an early episode.

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"Hey, guys! What do ya get when you combine yummy orange fanta and semen? ...a worthless career that still has me, Christine Weston Chandler living in a garbage heap!"

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Chris wonders if an anime character is autistic.

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Can't he just fuckin ask one??

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I asked one of Chris's customers the other day about Sonichu 12-9, the Night Star comic. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_12-9

He said it was only 55 pages long. That surprised me. Some of the earlier Sonichu books were around that length but the books got longer over time. The previous book, #12, clocked in at 118, over double the pages. Hell, even the comic Idea Guy had Chris make was longer than Night Star's.

Given how enthusiastic Chris was about Night Star, I thought the book would've had more to it. Come to think of it, he hasn't mentioned much of Night Star lately. Might be because Idea Guy didn't care for NS and instead role-played using Sonichus to manipulate Chris, so Magi-Chan, Cryzel, etc, have overshadowed NS in Chris's head.

Its been over a year and I see the explanation for anything Chris ever does anymore is "Idea guy this, Idea Guy that" is as prevalent as ever.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I was going to say "If I had the history with a soft drink that Chris has, I wouldn't ever mention it again" but it's really hard to imagine anyone but Chris having that history.

How he even drinks it, I don't know.

 

[jc17]

"Hey, guys! What do ya get when you combine yummy orange fanta and semen? ...a worthless career that still has me, Christine Weston Chandler living in a garbage heap!"

"MMmh... I drink Orange fanta mixed with my navy ONE TIME and no one will let me live it down!"

 

[JULAY]

It's like the CWC show making a reference to an early episode.

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Blue Applrry. Something that I'd expect a six year old to come up with. So, pretty typical for Chris...

 

[Alpha Centauri]

"Hey, guys! What do ya get when you combine yummy orange fanta and semen? ...a worthless career that still has me, Christine Weston Chandler living in a garbage heap!"

- "And hundreds of autistic stalkers financially supporting me by paying me hundreds of dollars for my worthless trash."

 

[Pickle Inspector]

"MMmh... I drink Orange fanta mixed with my navy ONE TIME and no one will let me live it down!"

“P.S buy my signed Fanta can, we really need the money!”

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

What the fuck is Apple Fanta? I thought pineapple was bad enough.

 

[AnAccount]

What the fuck is Apple Fanta? I thought pineapple was bad enough.

I think there's a crapton of flavours because it's really popular in germany.

In other words, we tend to think of Fanta as a drink/flavour when I think it's supposed to be more of a brand of drinks.

Here is straya we have Kirks for example https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirks

 

[Mick92]

What's with his sudden fixation on this particular device? I don't remember him having him any interest in old retro consoles or computers from before his time (i.e .the 8-16 bit era), which were probably too complicated for him to use/load games with and didn't have enough brightly colored animal characters anyways.

Is it just because it is "unclaimed territory" for his Neptunia console CPU autismfest?

 

[AnAccount]

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What's with his sudden fixation on this particular device? I don't remember him having him any interest in old retro consoles or computers from before his time (i.e .the 8-16 bit era), which were probably too complicated to use/load games with and didn't have enough brightly colored animal characters for him anyways.

Is it just because it's "unclaimed territory" for his Neptunia console CPU bullcrap?

actually he played the C64 quite a bit when he was younger according to Bob I think. Altho I may be misremembering

 

[Mick92]

actually he played the C64 quite a bit when he was younger according to Bob I think. Altho I may be misremembering

I see. Still, it's not something I've seen him be particularily nostalgic about before. He definitely doesn't strike me as the retro computer nerd type. He must have been very young by then, and it was most certainly the early Nintendo and Sega consoles that defined him the most, so choosing to be the Commodore 64 Goddess Whatever (and him sharing this, which is probably a extension of that) seems a little strange if not for the fact that all the other consoles were proably taken by ctual characters.

 

[Anonnymush]

actually he played the C64 quite a bit when he was younger according to Bob I think. Altho I may be misremembering

From the CWCiki

The Commodore 64 was Chris's first games console.

Released in 1982, the C64 was an 8-bit home computer. Bob bought one soon after, and Chris learned to operate it at a very early age, before he could even speak. Bob apparently programmed a ring-stacking game for the system. Other games the Chandlers owned included Pitfall!, Q*bert, Pole Position, Donald Duck's Playground, Muppet Adventure: Chaos at the Carnival and Charlie Brown ABCs.

Chris was always careful to clarify that his first game system was the Commodore, showing that he had some sentimental attachment to it; however, he attempted to sell it on eBay for $40 in 2008.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I was going to say "If I had the history with a soft drink that Chris has, I wouldn't ever mention it again" but it's really hard to imagine anyone but Chris having that history.

How he even drinks it, I don't know.

I think there is a pretty good chance that he doesn't even remember he used Fanta on his semen guzzling video (if he remembers the video to begin with) or understand why the trolls mention Fanta so much. I get the impression that Chris is as unsavvy on his own lore as with any other aspect of life. He sold Fanta cans a while ago (and autographed photos of him with a Fanta can years ago) but he was told to in both cases, I think.

It wouldn't surprise me that he doesn't know what the classical is about either, apart from something trolls yell at him to piss him off.

 

[Silver Octopus]

What's with his sudden fixation on this particular device? I don't remember him having him any interest in old retro consoles or computers from before his time (i.e .the 8-16 bit era), which were probably too complicated for him to use/load games with and didn't have enough brightly colored animal characters anyways.

Is it just because it is "unclaimed territory" for his Neptunia console CPU autismfest?

Chris recently found his among his junk, it didn't work so he made a video asking if anyone could fix it for him - I guess he's been really nostalgic about it, so obviously he would proclaim himself the diety of the console... the logical next step.

 

[fiu0cm]

what?

 

[Poliwrath]

what?
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