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RustyNail(her) said:
I think some people are just bored. I don't wanna sound like a crotchety old grandpa but also those pesky iPhones! In my day if you wanted to troll you got on a computer (or the library if you were poor) and you sent them an email and waited for a response! Messengers like Yahoo, AIM, or MSN made it quick but not everyone had high speed internet and was on 24/7.

Now you just open Discord on your phone and some crazy clown tranny sends you Gamestop giftcards.
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Nah I agree. I miss the days when being a troll meant writing an ED article where you call someone a faggot and post a bunch of photoshops of them taking black dick in the ass. There was a lot more class to it back then.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Former Chris whiteknight TingsTingz posted a batch of conversations she had with Chris over Twitter, ranging from Apr 2018 to Jan 2019, saying it's "a way of sharing additional context, as well as cut off ties permanently."

Here Chris discusses the drawing of Magi-Chan and Cryzel he has taped on his bedroom ceiling, and mentions that he also drew porn of them.

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The other screencaps are attached, mostly more mundane stuff. Skimming through them... someone named Robert Weaver bought Chris's Sonichu license plate for $200 and a bunch of his other stuff and also requested a lunch date with Chris... Tings makes futile attempts to warn Chris about trusting Idea Guy types... Chris talks about his Commodore CPU form's lore... Chris talks about the 69 Sonichus (an Idea Guy retcon which Tings points out sounds dirty but Chris dismisses as irrelevant)... Chris talks about Trickie's fancomic... Chris talks about Bowsette in reference to those weird fantasies about her being a slut, insists he wasn't being Idea Guy'd (was the Troon Squad in his head at the time?)... and some other minor convos.
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God, it must be so frustrating talking to Chris - she tried to white knight and put up with him for so long and at the end it was all for nothing.
Gonna paraphrase my favourite moments:

Tingz: "Can my friend buy one of your Amiibo?"
Chris: "it is not in my creative aura right now to make one, besides I am very busy on the comic"
Tingz: "cool, which one?"
Chris: "uhh... I have to go now"

Tingz: "I hope nobody is IdeaGuy'ing you right now"
Chris: "NO! I am not talking to anyone, I am directly connected to our sister dimension, I am Not Stupid to Fall for That again!"
(this is during the period where Chris was talking to the Teen Troon Squad, smoking weed with Lukas and discussing the alternate dimensions)

(I thought she would be enabling his fantasies but here I can see she at least tried to do the opposite and actually help Chris get over his delusions)
Chris: "Bowsette really did all those lewd things, I should know"
Tingz: "You shouldn't call it a fact, it's your fan fiction"
Chris: "You forget I am the strongest linked to the sister dimension, everything I say is true and canon!"

Tingz: "You're the creator, if you stop coming up with ideas then CWCville gets put on hold"
Chris: "NO NO NO NO NO! It's all real and they continue living their lives!"

Tingz: "You can boost your Patreon numbers if you make new comics"
Chris: "I hear you"
(that was in September, Chris has yet to make a comic and his Patreon is down to $150)
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Former Chris whiteknight TingsTingz posted a batch of conversations she had with Chris over Twitter, ranging from Apr 2018 to Jan 2019, saying it's "a way of sharing additional context, as well as cut off ties permanently."

Here Chris discusses the drawing of Magi-Chan and Cryzel he has taped on his bedroom ceiling, and mentions that he also drew porn of them.

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The other screencaps are attached, mostly more mundane stuff. Skimming through them... someone named Robert Weaver bought Chris's Sonichu license plate for $200 and a bunch of his other stuff and also requested a lunch date with Chris... Tings makes futile attempts to warn Chris about trusting Idea Guy types... Chris talks about his Commodore CPU form's lore... Chris talks about the 69 Sonichus (an Idea Guy retcon which Tings points out sounds dirty but Chris dismisses as irrelevant)... Chris talks about Trickie's fancomic... Chris talks about Bowsette in reference to those weird fantasies about her being a slut, insists he wasn't being Idea Guy'd (was the Troon Squad in his head at the time?)... and some other minor convos.
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I'm putting my good shirt and skirt on.
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:story:
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
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That's just nasty.
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>tfw even your imaginary friends can't stand you for extended periods
 
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My Twitter informant tells me that so far Chris has tweeted to these people with his new account:

SnitchSharpie
ArachnidMafia
ChuuChuuRocket
tarastrong

Of those, only ChuuChuuRocket is following Chris. The rest can't see anything he tweets while his account is protected, so he's truly talking into the void now.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
My Twitter informant tells me that so far Chris has tweeted to these people with his new account:

SnitchSharpie
ArachnidMafia
ChuuChuuRocket
tarastrong

Of those, only ChuuChuuRocket is following Chris. The rest can't see anything he tweets while his account is protected, so he's truly talking into the void now.
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Of course.

If nothing can reach him, hypothetically, nothing can harm him.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
My Twitter informant tells me that so far Chris has tweeted to these people with his new account:

SnitchSharpie
ArachnidMafia
ChuuChuuRocket
tarastrong

Of those, only ChuuChuuRocket is following Chris. The rest can't see anything he tweets while his account is protected, so he's truly talking into the void now.
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Has anyone told Chris that in fact when his tweets are protected no one he @s can see him?
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
My Twitter informant tells me that so far Chris has tweeted to these people with his new account:

SnitchSharpie
ArachnidMafia
ChuuChuuRocket
tarastrong

Of those, only ChuuChuuRocket is following Chris. The rest can't see anything he tweets while his account is protected, so he's truly talking into the void now.
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This is the best scenario for him. He can pretend like he's interacting with his 'friends' without fear of being rejected the way Doopie did him in.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
My Twitter informant tells me that so far Chris has tweeted to these people with his new account:

SnitchSharpie
ArachnidMafia
ChuuChuuRocket
tarastrong

Of those, only ChuuChuuRocket is following Chris. The rest can't see anything he tweets while his account is protected, so he's truly talking into the void now.
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Looks like he finally got wise, well it was a hell of a ride while it lasted.
 
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