Containment Random Chris Updates

[Tikbalang]

We did see them in Intro to Shoe Colouring, taped to the ceiling:

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They look more like Sonichu babies in the video though, so I'm assuming these pictures are just so he can remember what they look like. Fortunately, they're not nudes (as far as I can tell, I don't have a degree in Sonichu anatomy):

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What's the purpose of him putting those doodles on the ceiling?

 

[No_one]

What's the purpose of him putting those doodles on the ceiling?

They're the last thing he sees before falling asleep and the first thing he sees in the morning. My guess is Chris is trying to be romantic (probably he saw something like that on TV or in anime) and fails as usual. Also he can mass debate to them while in bed if he ever feels the urge to do this (yeah, we all know his duck is pretty much dead).

 

[Wraith]

Sexy af.

It's like jerking off to the vacant, glassy-eyed stare of a Funko-Pop figurine

That's the same blank stare something like Officer Kimmy gave him when he abused the hell out of that thing. He probably thinks it's normal and sexy.

 

[Time of Space]

So he's using his new account primarily to screech into the void since his account is still locked and all?

What's the chances of him just incorporating that into his dreamland?
As in, we'll get pages of someone's OC going "oh I saw what you tweeted at my counterpart even though they didn't, you are so awesome and smart and amazing etc. etc." as his way of still socialising with "his" people.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

Sexy af.

It's like jerking off to the vacant, glassy-eyed stare of a Funko-Pop figurine

That's probably what inspired them, isn't that around the time he was defacing Funkos to make them look like him?

 

[Snuckening]

That's probably what inspired them, isn't that around the time he was defacing Funkos to make them look like him?

The autism-golems. Absolute Peak Chris; a shrine to himself, using the shittiest pop culture possible, looking like an amputee made them with a hammer and paintbrush held with his buttcheeks.

 

[DeathHeat]

Anyone else utterly unsurprised that Chris made porn scribbles of his imaginary spouses?

I'm thoroughly shocked.
What are you talking about?

 

[Anonnymush]

Here Chris discusses the drawing of Magi-Chan and Cryzel he has taped on his bedroom ceiling, and mentions that he also drew porn of them.

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Is this anything like the sailor moon poster that he would stare at to keep him straight?

If he doesn't stare at his fake spouses constantly will he start cheating on them?

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Is this anything like the sailor moon poster that he would stare at to keep him straight?

If he doesn't stare at his fake spouses constantly will he start cheating on them?

Yes. Where once he had to stare at Sailor Moon to keep from thinking about penises he must now look at Magi-chan to keep from thinking about non-spiky penises.

 

[The Dude]

That's the same blank stare something like Officer Kimmy gave him when he abused the hell out of that thing. He probably thinks it's normal and sexy.

Of course Chris thinks it's normal. The blank face and vacant-eyes stare is one of only two or three expressions Chris is capable of making, and even then his other expressions are more like varying degrees of the first.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Fortunately, they're not nudes (as far as I can tell, I don't have a degree in Sonichu anatomy)

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I don't give a fuck what Marvin says. Chris is a fag.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

So Cryzel and Magi-Chan have 'sexy backs'.

In bed at 14 BC...

'Hubby...'
'Honey...'
'WHY DON'T YOU EVER LOOK IN OUR EYES ANY MORE???'

 

[AnOminous]

What's the purpose of him putting those doodles on the ceiling?

Chris totally doesn't jerk his dead bent duck any more because it doesn't work.

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[YanYanWan]

Anyone who hangs out with Chris, whether it's for personal gain or enabling their awful behavior is usually an attention whore in some right.

 

[DCM90]

Anyone who hangs out with Chris, whether it's for personal gain or enabling their awful behavior is usually an attention whore in some right.

The only one who needs to hang out with CWC is a Marine Veteran Life coach counselor who's specialise on man children autistic fucks with "tough love" aggressive/assertive discipline .
They should take his video games, internet, trow all his plastic toy drugs down the bin and drill his as during the cold turkey lego

 

[TOOTBLAN]

It's been 10 years or thereabouts since that video was released, holy crap.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris totally doesn't jerk his dead bent duck any more because it doesn't work.

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Yeah, the troll double think is rather thick. I guess some people would rather think that Chris is an impotent tranny instead of the reality where he's nothing but a gay lunatic who faps to cartoon pensises.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

The only one who needs to hang out with CWC is a Marine Veteran Life coach counselor who's specialise on man children autistic fucks with "tough love" aggressive/assertive discipline .
They should take his video games, internet, trow all his plastic toy drugs down the bin and drill his as during the cold turkey lego

If only it were that easy to turn Chris's life around, he's already basically a middle aged man, maybe if it were 20 or even 10 years ago a life coach who specialized in autism could have helped him socialize and live a semi-normal life but now that Chris has decided he's a CPU goddess waiting to return to a cartoon dimension I don't have much hope left he'll get better.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Chris totally doesn't jerk his dead bent duck any more because it doesn't work.

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On the other hand, he does have plenty of "handlers" who like to see him act sexually. I wouldn't be surprised in the least if he only drew the porn because he was specifically told to.