Containment Random Chris Updates

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

No, Chris still wants to believe that he's setsy. And that people other than him find his deformo-porn anything other than ridiculous/horrific.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

If only it were that easy to turn Chris's life around, he's already basically a middle aged man, maybe if it were 20 or even 10 years ago a life coach who specialized in autism could have helped him socialize and live a semi-normal life but now that Chris has decided he's a CPU goddess waiting to return to a cartoon dimension I don't have much hope left he'll get better.

Even back then I don't think Chris would have listened to a life coach. As soon as they exceeded the Hurtful Truth Level by telling him what he was doing wrong and needed to change, he'd have shut down and ignored them completely.

 

[AnOminous]

Even then I don't think Chris would have listened to a life coach. As soon as they exceeded the Hurtful Truth Level,l by telling him what he was doing wrong and needed to change, he'd have shut down and ignored them completely.

When has Chris ever needed encouragement to consume porn or produce porn, even of people he knows?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

When has Chris ever needed encouragement to consume porn or produce porn, even of people he knows?

Exactly, maybe if he had uploaded to Twitter, it would seem suspect, but we only found out about through leaked convos and because he's too stupid not to aim the camera up his nose. He hadn't been filming in his bedroom lately, one can only imagine the cringeworthy content located inside.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

and because he's too stupid not to aim the camera up his nose

Heh, it's like how we found out about his "taint cunt", the goddamn moron had to fumble with the camera in a way that recorded a fucking terrifying panty shot where we saw that he was wearing a pantyliner for some autistic (at the moment we couldn't imagine to what point) reason.

Who knows, if he wasn't such a shitty cameraman, at this point he could have even died in the most stupid groin-related death this side of David Carradine, since nobody would have nagged him into seeing a doctor.

 

[Bob's Ghost]

That is so sad and insanely funny at the same time. I imagine Chris's life is like that fucked up movie Jerry Lewis made and won't release, where he plays a clown in Auschwitz.

 

[Tikbalang]

This is some caveman shit, drawing their own hentai pinups just to jerk off

And with Chris's description, he can just buy a dakimakura

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Heh, it's like how we found out about his "taint cunt", the goddamn moron had to fumble with the camera in a way that recorded a fucking terrifying panty shot where we saw that he was wearing a pantyliner for some autistic (at the moment we couldn't imagine to what point) reason.

Who knows, if he wasn't such a shitty cameraman, at this point he could have even died in the most stupid groin-related death this side of David Carradine, since nobody would have nagged him into seeing a doctor.

Nah, that was choreographed by trolls and Chris. He wanted us to know about what was going on, he hinted at dropping a big secret, and the crotch shot was just in his mind anticipation and spoilers. Chris accidentally showing his porn drawings was probably accidental.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Heh, it's like how we found out about his "taint cunt", the goddamn moron had to fumble with the camera in a way that recorded a fucking terrifying panty shot where we saw that he was wearing a pantyliner for some autistic (at the moment we couldn't imagine to what point) reason.

I think you're conflating unrelated events because that video had nothing to do with the unclit. All it did prove was that he wears panty liners for cargo cult reasons. And that he never actually watches his videos before uploading them, but we've known that from the start.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

All it did prove was that he wears panty liners for cargo cult reasons.

As I understood, those cargo cult reasons were the bleeding (Chris being an imbecile thought that was a good, natural thing), and seeing the pantyliner prompted those in direct contact with Chris to ask him questions. Of course, I can be wrong.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

As I understood, those cargo cult reasons were the bleeding (Chris being an imbecile thought that was a good, natural thing), and seeing the pantyliner prompted those in direct contact with Chris to ask him questions. Of course, I can be wrong.

That could very well be one of the reasons, but I bet he would have worn them anyway without the bleeding too. No idea if he still wears them or shoves tampons up his ass or whatever. If I remember right, the unclit was revealed through leaked chats and then Chris provided the photos to the public.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

As I understood, those cargo cult reasons were the bleeding (Chris being an imbecile thought that was a good, natural thing), and seeing the pantyliner prompted those in direct contact with Chris to ask him questions. Of course, I can be wrong.

Most definetely, a few days or weeks later he was on facebook talking about lactating breasts and menstruating vaginas. He also thought he was going to be famous for being the first male to grow female reproductive organs. LOL

"but I do not want to be overrun with tabloid and paparazzi attention over this".......It was basically a disgusting access and he thought people would find it as interesting as live video footage of John Travolta getting plowed by his X, male lover.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

As I understood, those cargo cult reasons were the bleeding (Chris being an imbecile thought that was a good, natural thing), and seeing the pantyliner prompted those in direct contact with Chris to ask him questions. Of course, I can be wrong.

Yes, the video (timestamped) was from July 22 and he revealed the taint wound on July 24.

Nipples to teats what a feat.

 

[jc17]

I'm thoroughly shocked.
What are you talking about?

You must be new.
At this point, nothing seems shocking anymore.

 

[Arthur Calwell]

Yeah, the troll double think is rather thick. I guess some people would rather think that Chris is an impotent tranny instead of the reality where he's nothing but a gay lunatic who faps to cartoon pensises.

If he's still on hormones, he's not going to be able to masturbate

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

You must be new.

I'm actually new and even I got the sarcasm. Also can I just say that the images of Chris's split open taint have forever ruined cooking meats for me. I mean surely Chris must have felt that, right? How was he in anything other than agonizing pain having a cut that bad in him? I always figured he'd be the kind of guy to cry over a papercut.

 

[jc17]

I'm actually new and even I got the sarcasm. Also can I just say that the images of Chris's split open taint have forever ruined cooking meats for me. I mean surely Chris must have felt that, right? How was he in anything other than agonizing pain having a cut that bad in him? I always figured he'd be the kind of guy to cry over a papercut.

These days, I'm just numb to his anticts.

 

[DeathHeat]

You must be new.

You must like stock replies.

 

[brombeer]

You must like stock replies.

You must like ot talk.

These days, I'm just numb to his anticts.

the day I learned about chris is the day I lost my innocense...

 

[jawsome]

How the hell do you take 'a break' from an imaginary relationship? Did you just forget about them for a time or something? What caused the break? You catch Cryzel getting gang-banged by the original cast of 'GI Joe'?

And what the fuck is a 'real spiritual quest'? Is there such a thing as 'fake spiritual quests'? Did you ever think Mewtew needed a break from you because all you do lately is bitch about dumb shit on Twitter?

So so much to unpack.