Containment Random Chris Updates

[Orkeosaurus]

If it was Tom and Harriet, they hadn't even let Barb know where they live for years. He's the one that Barb apparently tried to sleep with. They apparently would still talk to Barb on the phone sometimes, though.

It could be other relatives, but I'm drawing a blank as to who else is out there.

Yeah its also kind of weird that they would just up and move when they're the same age if not older than Barb. Hell, Tom looked like he might be older than Bob judging from the family photo on the cwcki. Chris moving in with them would be like trading a half dead mule for another.

 

[SpineySonichu]

Getting in touch with estranged family before Barb dies? Stalking? Any guesses here?

 

[Ferris]

An hour or so at their relatives (who I presume had not seen Chris and Barb for years) doesn't seem to be very long. I don't think it means anything, probably Chris trying to get out more and meet his family. Of course, that's probably not true, but I'm staying optimistic.
Also, it's those dumb emojis again. -_-

 

[AnOminous]

An hour or so at their relatives (who I presume had not seen Chris and Barb for years) doesn't seem to be very long. I don't think it means anything, probably Chris trying to get out more and meet his family. Of course, that's probably not true, but I'm staying optimistic.
Also, it's those dumb emojis again. -_-

Maybe they've somehow heard he's degenerating and are just checking in to make sure he hasn't gone insane and Barb has died and he's crouched in the living room eating her dead body or something.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Getting in touch with estranged family before Barb dies? Stalking? Any guesses here?

Are they even real? Did this happen in imagination land? Chris created multiple spouses out of thin air, why not family?

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Are they even real? Did this happen in imagination land? Chris created multiple spouses out of thin air, why not family?

That's... a scary thought.

 

[DatFeel]

This 'lovely visit' might have been a real stunner from the very beginning.

"Uncle, aunt - My name is Christine now, and I'm a Trans-woman."

 

[Eugene90]

This 'lovely visit' might have been a real stunner from the very beginning.

"Uncle, aunt - My name is Christine now, and I'm a Trans-woman."

I don't think he even knows what trans-woman is.

He's just a grown man in his 30s dressing up and pretending to be a woman. We call those "transvestite" , and that's what he is.

 

[DatFeel]

I don't think he even knows what trans-woman is.

Of course he isn't. But it won't stop him from pretending to be one.
And he has used that term since 2014/15. Better learn your Christory.

 

[Eugene90]

Of course he isn't. But it won't stop him from pretending to be one.
And he has used that term since 2014/15. Better learn your Christory.

Oh I am aware.

Just that the fact he use it to pretend being one doesn't make it any less stupid, is what I am trying to say.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

Barb is definitely looking for someone to take in her kwyjibo crossdresser for when she dies. She knows he won't do too well on his own after she's gone.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Barb is definitely looking for someone to take in her kwyjibo crossdresser for when she dies. She knows he won't do too well on his own after she's gone.

Lol, lesbe honest. No one except for Marvin will take in Xhris after Barb's death. The social ostracism and general bother would be too much.

 

[Moppo.]

I could see a weeen taking in Chris as a roommate on the condition that he provides a good chunk of his monthly tugboat. He might not be that insufferable as long as he remains quarantined in his room.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Lol, lesbe honest. No one except for Marvin will take in Xhris after Barb's death. The social ostracism and general bother would be too much.

Plenty of EPIK W3,3NZ would if their moms would let them

 

[DatFeel]

He might not be that insufferable as long as he remains quarantined in his room.

...As long as you keep him disconnected from the web, that is.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Barb is definitely looking for someone to take in her kwyjibo crossdresser for when she dies. She knows he won't do too well on his own after she's gone.

You're assuming Barb cares what happens to Chris when she dies.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

Lol, lesbe honest. No one except for Marvin will take in Xhris after Barb's death. The social ostracism and general bother would be too much.

Null, Cap, and Marv all adopt Chris and live together. It can either be an autistic Golden Girls or Three Men and a Manbaby.

 

[Jack Awful]

Null, Chris, and Marv all adopt Chris and live together. It can either be an autistic Golden Girls or Three Men and a Manbaby.

I wanna see Chris move into Null's place in Ukraine.

 

[DeathHeat]

Three Men and a Manbaby.

Okay. I smiled.

 

[SpineySonichu]

Can't wait until he figures out that nobody can see his shit unless they follow back. The hugbox can only last for so long.