Containment Random Chris Updates

Welp, looks like Chris is getting that Switch he's always wanted. Inb4 the box is filled with something like pickles as an ebic trolling attempt, but I doubt that.

Nah, I don't think there's any trolling stunt behind this. But then again, I believe a lot here know better than to take what's posted by those who follow Chris at full face value.
 
I appreciate where his heart is looking up and crediting the artist, but maybe you shouldn't list usernames on your twitter where you've specifically retreated to get away from trolls going after usernames that you list.

Alright. I'll remove that post concerning the user and just focus on Chris next time. Thanks for reminder.
 
Hope they tell him the package was intercepted by the Butt Pirates of West Hollywood, and he needs to send 10K to release it.
Or leave a note in the box saying something like “Hii, this is Robee Sonichu, I’ve always wanted a game console from your dimension and Magi-chan said he didn’t think his husband would mind giving me hers to borrow until the dimensional merge, thanks, bye!”.
 
I sincerely don't care who fucks with him & who doesn't. But just as a tangentially-related aside, all I need to see to know that psycho fucktards are involved (if indeed that really is some couple), is a social media account with 2 names on it (X & Y, i.e. omg how super cute are we?!) Every couple that does that is inherently fucking toxic in real life. No matter what their intentions are, they're trouble.

That said, why am I also convinced they're additionally just trolls? "CWC's style" & "Superb look".

Fuck outta here, man.
 
This looks like a mash-up of Silent Hill and CWC. The blurred-out face seems to be a classic Chris face in black and white, it's actually pretty terrifying.

It's also more evidence that Chris continues to have no idea when someone is fucking with him.
Faggot couldn't even get the shirt right. The Classic has a denim collar, not some gay white one.
 
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I can already imagine his monthly tugboat and his Patreon dollars going towards Switch games. As long as some of that money gets withheld from Barb, I'm okay with it.
 
Do you think BronyCon will blacklist him for his notorious history ? I mean he's got a bit of a record in inappropriate conduct with guests and attendees before, and this isn't just counting TooManyGames.
While it could go either way, my money's on no. Last year, TooManyGames happened a month before Bronycon, so had Bronycon staff caught wind of the incident, they could've had more time to say, "We don't want this person to attend." Also add on to the fact that Chris tried to start shit with a member of the Brony community, pretty much right before the con even started. When brought to the attention of staff, they had a "wait and see" approach (Of course nothing came of any of this because Chris is a bitch.)
However, Chris recent attitude and "action" could be used as evidence to ban him, if he A) keeps his bullshit up or B) the Bronies with status complain to staff that they wouldn't feel safe if Chris went to Bronycon. Kinda depends on how they spin it.
This isn't the first time Chris has tried to get back on someone's good side; he tried to get in contact with Nowacking at BC 2017 and even coerced another person to give Nowacking gifts on his behalf.
If Chris does go (Which he most likely will), he'll probably go with the intent on trying to hunt these Bronies down and "Apologize" to them by trying to clear his name.

Tl;dr depends, but as of now probably not.
 
I haven't read anything about chris-chan in years. Is he still a virgin (with or without rage)?

He is no longer a virgin at least. He hired a prostitute twice, although some people on this forum don't believe it happened (because they don't like the idea that Chris has lost his virginity while they still haven't lost theirs.)
 
He is no longer a virgin at least. He hired a prostitute twice, although some people on this forum don't believe it happened (because they don't like the idea that Chris has lost his virginity while they still haven't lost theirs.)
Chris hasn't ever been kissed, I seriously doubt breathing heavy in a hooked and squirting duck sauce everywhere really counts as an unlockable life achievement. I'd be more surprised and happy if he admitted his stupidity and left the internet for good.
 
Chris hasn't ever been kissed, I seriously doubt breathing heavy in a hooked and squirting duck sauce everywhere really counts as an unlockable life achievement. I'd be more surprised and happy if he admitted his stupidity and left the internet for good.
IDK... Considering that Chris is only famous because of the internet I don't think he'd ever leave no matter how much we laugh at him.
...As in he physically could not
 
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While it could go either way, my money's on no. Last year, TooManyGames happened a month before Bronycon, so had Bronycon staff caught wind of the incident, they could've had more time to say, "We don't want this person to attend." Also add on to the fact that Chris tried to start shit with a member of the Brony community, pretty much right before the con even started. When brought to the attention of staff, they had a "wait and see" approach (Of course nothing came of any of this because Chris is a bitch.)
However, Chris recent attitude and "action" could be used as evidence to ban him, if he A) keeps his bullshit up or B) the Bronies with status complain to staff that they wouldn't feel safe if Chris went to Bronycon. Kinda depends on how they spin it.
This isn't the first time Chris has tried to get back on someone's good side; he tried to get in contact with Nowacking at BC 2017 and even coerced another person to give Nowacking gifts on his behalf.
If Chris does go (Which he most likely will), he'll probably go with the intent on trying to hunt these Bronies down and "Apologize" to them by trying to clear his name.

Tl;dr depends, but as of now probably not.
This is because BronyCon staff is even more lax with security than other cons usually are. The positions are filled with volunteers usually, and they get a comped badge for doing it. I don't think I've ever heard of anyone being officially banned from a ponycon before. There are people the ponyfags don't like in general, and wouldn't like at their cons, so those people tend not to show up.

I could be wrong, but there are people worse than chris that don't get banned from conventions so I see no reason why he would be.
 
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