Containment Random Chris Updates

[RustyNail(her)]

Chris hasn't ever been kissed, I seriously doubt breathing heavy in a hooked and squirting duck sauce everywhere really counts as an unlockable life achievement. I'd be more surprised and happy if he admitted his stupidity and left the internet for good.

Internet gives Chris attention and money for toys. Only things he cares about. He'll be on until he dies. If he loses the house after Barb dies, he'll probably start going to the library and put all his LEGO sets at a table in the kids section.

Ahh I'm just being dumb, of course he's going to go live with Cap and be taken care of and have his dirty crapped panties washed for him.

 

[Raiken]

Chris hasn't ever been kissed, I seriously doubt breathing heavy in a hooked and squirting duck sauce everywhere really counts as an unlockable life achievement. I'd be more surprised and happy if he admitted his stupidity and left the internet for good.

This for some reason made me wonder if barb is/was one of those mothers who kisses her own son on the mouth.
After all, she spooned with her 35 year old son.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

It makes you wonder if the idea guys could convince Chris to find someone to butt rape him in the hopes of getting pregnant with Crystal. No one would do it of course, but it would be funny to watch Chris get a beat down after offering Mudd butt to handsome men.

Chris pointing his butt at men in those mom jeans he used to wear back in the day.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Chris smugly corrects Elon Musk about the cartoon dimension. I'm pretty sure Musk's "theory" was that real life could be a computer simulation.
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This is why Chris's intellect is just barely above someone who's actually mentally disabled. He gets all his information from shitty tv shows.

 

[SheCameForNecky]

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His tits are shooting out lightning.

I don't have a funny comment or anything, just wow. Jesus Christ. Lightning tits. What?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Some Twitter sped is allegedly sending Chris a Switch
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lol, they also gave Chris $100 on Patreon (as a one-time thing, they ended the pledge same day).

"Hopefully." I like how they're throwing money at Chris and know there's a good chance he won't bother to fulfill requests.

And some people think that Chris doesn't have genuine fans...
Nothing about these people's actions seem to been sarcastic, have ulterior motives. or come across as weenish or idea guy-ish. There really are some people out there that think he's funny or a living meme (somehow that's positive).
I know it must sound impossible because Chris is a such an asshole, but anything is possible with Trump in the White House.

I dunno. Every time someone gifts stuff to Chris, they're hoping for some kind of return on their investment. DStecks wanted to be the executive producer of Sonichu, Sonic Rainboom wanted to screencap his gift card's history, Jack Z wanted to boost his YouTube channel, Danielle Stone wanted to be the star of a new sweetheart saga, Jill Duncan wanted to get in contact with him, etc.

 

[Raiken]

lol, they also gave Chris $100 on Patreon (as a one-time thing, they ended the pledge same day).

I think she tried to get attention and wanted to pull back after taking the picture...But did not read that he just directly takes her money.

 

[AnOminous]

I think she tried to get attention and wanted to pull back after taking the picture...But did not read that he just directly takes her money.

I love when that happens because even Chris deserves the money more than someone that stupid.

 

[fiu0cm]

lol, they also gave Chris $100 on Patreon (as a one-time thing, they ended the pledge same day).

"Hopefully." I like how they're throwing money at Chris and know there's a good chance he won't bother to fulfill requests.

Chris already followed and then unfollowed them. And they locked their account.

 

[Ferris]

I’m still angry about this
that damn dirty troll

 

[Kuchipatchi]

Chris already followed and then unfollowed them. And they locked their account.

"Proudly supporting" Yeeeaaah, riiight.

I bet they were just trying to troll Chris by donating and backing out last minute but didn't realise that it's an immediate charge.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris pointing his butt at men in those mom jeans he used to wear back in the day.

LOL! Followed by Chris saying something weird like, "Hey, Bois! Ready to inseminate this bionic, hybrid butt china? It's damn near seven inches depth, and it will make you see in multiple dimensions!"

 

[Eugene90]

Someone wants to buy a BronyCon 2017 pin. Chris gladly obliged and offered a helping hand. (Sort of)

 

[Tikbalang]

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Someone wants to buy a BronyCon 2017 pin. Chris gladly obliged and offered a helping hand. (Sort of)

Or simply make one, it's cheaper

 

[Eugene90]

Chris voiced his honest thoughts towards The Next Revolution where Trump's daughter Ivanka will be interviewed by Steve Hilton.

 

[PCA]

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Chris voiced his honest thoughts towards The Next Revolution where Trump's daughter Ivanka will be interviewed by Steve Hilton.

As opposed to the children shows Chris watches this stuff is way more entertaining and informative...

 

[No_one]

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Chris voiced his honest thoughts towards The Next Revolution where Trump's daughter Ivanka will be interviewed by Steve Hilton.

Our CPU goddess is so sophisticated. He only watches the truly entertaining Big Bang Theory and My Little Pony which are oh so much amusing.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Our CPU goddess is so sophisticated. He only watches the truly entertaining Big Bang Theory and My Little Pony which are oh so much amusing.

Truly a sophisticated and erudite woman of taste and class.

 

[brombeer]

No trolls on my turf, definitely not if you're pretending to be Null Lmfao

 

[Tikbalang]

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Chris voiced his honest thoughts towards The Next Revolution where Trump's daughter Ivanka will be interviewed by Steve Hilton.

Damn, he lacks self awareness.