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I think Chris needs Surfshack Tito 2.0 to hack all of his console accounts, just to minimize his spending on games.
The money could have used on his online college, do arts and shit.
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The money could have used on his online college, do arts and shit.
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After I posted my comment, I had a moment of self-reflection and realized that everyone would be up my ass about my comment on Chris’ vocabulary and writing style.
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People will beat you up over anything that's not popular opinion. It's not important.
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the only popular opinion here is that chris's ass looks like cottage cheese and we need to discuss it more
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That car looks like Autism vomited all over it. I've seen cars that had holes you could put your head through with room to spare due to rust that looked better than that assault on the eyes. Chris has no sense of style or aesthetics.
Don't forget Chris' Loch Ness Monster-esque penis and that he shits himself.
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Indeed, it's no matter. We're all mad here. Or one might say, "nothing personnel, kid." Hey, that just gave me a truly autistic idea. How about a new creepypasta? Sonichu.exe. LOL.
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Strange. I thought Chris would blow up and go "DON'T CALL ANYBODY" over Movie Sonic's arms being blue but it seems he's not making an overreaction over it. Perhaps the trailer will be the tipping point.
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I think once it's more tangibly "real" to him, like with an actual trailer and maybe cardboard movie standees he'll start getting actually mad. The full design was only released just today so I'm sure he'll go nuts soon.
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Is this part of a contest? It's a little weird seeing Chris pimping a game for the Hexbox.
Also I was going to ask why he chose a hatchback of all cars. But after seeing the rainbow flag on top, it makes sense.
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Mr Snek
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Got an interesting, old update for you guys. I was chatting with an online friend about Chris earlier and he revealed that he bought a transformers toy off Chris last year and the money went towards Chris's trip to bronycon. He would not comment on how much he spent on it, he only mention that it was "really stained yellow." Pics below.
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According to the CWCki, Chris listed that particular Transformer for $100 originally, then slashed the price to $50 and finally to $30 when there were no takers. But, really, your friend could have spent a penny on it, and that would still be too much for a stained, beat-up old Transformer that spent thirty-odd years marinating in the grossness of 14BC.
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By "really stained yellow", you mean he urinate it?
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Either that or it was just faded from age and poor treatment, he didn't know for sure. And he is well aware of how much of a shitty decision buying it was.
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If it's quite cheap, and with enough cleaning, that toy can is worth donate it in the orphanage.
Maybe every single toys and video games Chris owned should be donated
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Yeah. The final price was $20 (I'd forgotten to note it as sold at the CWCki).
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Yeah, you can't get yellowing out of old Transformers without a Hydrogen Peroxide bath or something involving rediculously strong chemicals...and even then all it does is strip off the sun/secondhand smoke/whatever happened at 14 BC by removing the top molecular layer, meaning the plastic could simply turn yellow again over time.
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Yeah, but that's kind of like saying why should I clean my ass if it's just going to get dirty later?
Uh, Yeah, Chris is gross etc, but that type of plastic turns yellow with age pretty commonly. This 3 cent china crap is not made to last decades intact
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I was cleaning my garage when I found an old snowspeeder from Empire Strikes Back and it also had a vague yellowish tint. My garage is a lot cleaner than 14 BLC so thus transformer probably isn't covered in piss.
Probably
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I’m hoping we get a good reaction- a live action Sonic movie is just too good of an opportunity for Chris to have tard rage. People on his Twitter are also reminding him MLP announced its final season, hoping to get a reaction- so far he hasn’t said anything. I’m expecting a blow up in the next month or so though.