Containment Random Chris Updates

[zap2theextreme]

I think it doesn't bother him anymore because he's so consumed by his imaginary world that anything outside of it doesn't concern him. He's best friends with the TRUE and HONEST Sonic now and the real Sonic says the movie is bad and not canon among which.

 

[AnOminous]

I’m hoping we get a good reaction- a live action Sonic movie is just too good of an opportunity for Chris to have tard rage. People on his Twitter are also reminding him MLP announced its final season, hoping to get a reaction- so far he hasn’t said anything. I’m expecting a blow up in the next month or so though.

He'll probably get madder and madder as things that he actually sees add up that contradict his bullshit. He may enter full rage state in time for the last Bronycon if some assholes don't get him preemptively banned.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I doubt anything will happen. Hell just crap himself and fap to the newer g5 ponies.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris hates change, or at least had difficulties to adapt. He once hated xbox and playstation, now he plays it. Same goes on his fad

 

[Moppo.]

I would love to see Chris sperg out about the new Sonic design, but I think he's gotten so delusional regarding his "knowledge" of the OC dimension that he no longer feels threatened by the changes the official creators make. If Sonic gets falsely represented in official media, then they're just wrong and have "disconnected" from their OC's. Chris knows better since he has truesight and speaks with Sonic, Pokemon, and MLP characters directly.

 

[Tikbalang]

I would love to see Chris sperg out about the new Sonic design, but I think he's gotten so delusional regarding his "knowledge" of the OC dimension that he no longer feels threatened by the changes the official creators make. If Sonic gets falsely represented in official media, then they're just wrong and have "disconnected" from their OC's. Chris knows better since he has truesight and speaks with Sonic, Pokemon, and MLP characters directly.

In other words: he hates change

 

[Humba Wumba]

I’m hoping we get a good reaction- a live action Sonic movie is just too good of an opportunity for Chris to have tard rage. People on his Twitter are also reminding him MLP announced its final season, hoping to get a reaction- so far he hasn’t said anything. I’m expecting a blow up in the next month or so though.

They are going to make a new generation, and I bet they will bring back most if not all of the main ponies tbh

In other words: he hates change

Autistic people don't like change, they are creatures of habit

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Autistic people don't like change, they are creatures of habit

Emphasis on "creatures"

 

[Tikbalang]

Autistic people don't like change, they are creatures of habit

Then Chris has to break his routine

 

[sax_banana]

Got an interesting, old update for you guys. I was chatting with an online friend about Chris earlier and he revealed that he bought a transformers toy off Chris last year and the money went towards Chris's trip to bronycon. He would not comment on how much he spent on it, he only mention that it was "really stained yellow." Pics below.
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Why would you buy anything from that oversized outhouse he calls a home!? It's probably infected. And for 30$!? I can find this one in a better shape for way cheaper.

 

[sax_banana]

The pins on that toy must be rusted to shit

 

[The Dude]

Imagine the coating of grease and oil all over that Transformer from Chris putting his filthy mitts all over it.

 

[Trash Puppet]

So, has Chris shared his opinion on the now revealed design of movie Sonic?

 

[navydeckink]

Yeah, you can't get yellowing out of old Transformers without a Hydrogen Peroxide bath or something involving rediculously strong chemicals...and even then all it does is strip off the sun/secondhand smoke/whatever happened at 14 BC by removing the top molecular layer, meaning the plastic could simply turn yellow again over time.

Google Retrobrite. It uses a few relatively harmless household chemicals to suck the yellowing out of old plastic with the assistance of a black light.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris mentions that he kept his wisdom teeth in a jar.

lol, that's not even the only thing from his body that he's kept in a Do Not Consume jar - https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris's_kitchen

Also, Chris likes the F is for Family show. I assume Maddie is Mad Munchkin.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I always wondered if Chris labeling his spooge tubs with "Do Not Consume" came from a genuine fear of accidentally eating it or if he just assumed that's what you're "supposed to do" when storing inedible stuff near food.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

I assume Maddie is Mad Munchkin.

Right-o, AH.

 

[BScCollateral]

I always wondered if Chris labeling his spooge tubs with "Do Not Consume" came from a genuine fear of accidentally eating it or if he just assumed that's what you're "supposed to do" when storing inedible stuff near food.

If you recycle food containers for stuff you don't want anyone to eat, labelling them as inedible ... is probably a good idea, actually.

The only problem here is that we're discussing "spooge tubs." And sadly, labelling that as inedible was a step in the right direction for Chris-Chan.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Also, Chris considers the mention of keeping his wisdom teeth to be awesome.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

How long until Chris tries to sell the teeth.