Containment Random Chris Updates

Chris changed his profile pic to one MKR drew.

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But why didn't he criticize that pic for some minor "inaccuracies", like he usually does?
Maybe he's on downers again?

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He probably really likes the big ol titties and it's more in line with his anime obsession.

Now, this art is creepy and weird. But it's a lot more Classic Chris than the old avatar which just looked like every autistic girl I've seen working at Rite Aid
 
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Hmm... didn't Mad Munchkin block Chris?
I wonder how Chris "heard" about this...?
Fuck, I hope it's not another sock. I haven't been paying attention to the Liked Bronies' recent followers. AmyMethvenart has gained 109 followers since I last checked.

Nothing looks overtly like Chris, so I hope he's just getting the information from someone else or from looking at her account while logged out.
 
Fuck, I hope it's not another sock. I haven't been paying attention to the Liked Bronies' recent followers. AmyMethvenart has gained 109 followers since I last checked.

Nothing looks overtly like Chris, so I hope he's just getting the information from someone else or from looking at her account while logged out.
Do you cross reference?
 
Do you cross reference?
If you mean between the Liked Bronies' recent followers, yes. I'm probably going to end up pulling 100-200 of the most recent followers of 10 of the Liked Bronies, and flag whichever followers are present in all of them. Then I'll pull the follows of whatever accounts were created in February or March, and check those with the accounts known to have blocked Chris' accounts and with Chris' current follows.

I'll probably do it this weekend because I can't not.
 

Oh yeah, lets pen the transvestite manchild known for his decade long notoriety to a BronyCon where he would totally restrain himself from reenacting TooManyGames.

I am sure he would totally be able to control himself from "spreading kindness" to every person there and totally not roll into the Sonic Defensive position when things go south.
 
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I always wondered if Chris labeling his spooge tubs with "Do Not Consume" came from a genuine fear of accidentally eating it or if he just assumed that's what you're "supposed to do" when storing inedible stuff near food.
Was there a chance that Chris mistaken his tooth like it's some candy?
Chris changed his profile pic to one MKR drew.

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"Pretty artist" is immune from Chris's criticism
 
Oh god that blushing smile emoji...Chris just got such a hard on from using it, doesn't he?

It's like a mandatory piece in his toolbox of expression that he has to judiciously slap whenever he makes "positive" announcement besides the blue heart with lightning on each side emojis.

I don't know whether to cringe or be annoyed by his frequent use of those, or both.
 
So over the last month I've noticed Chris playing Crackdown 3 and Hellblade, two games avaliable with Game Pass. Also, since he's playing Hellblade now he's probably taking part in the Microsoft rewards program. It costs 10 bucks a month but you can get free months with reward points. I basically get it for free forever by using reward points and store credit but I don't know how diligent Chris is in harvesting reward points.
 
So over the last month I've noticed Chris playing Crackdown 3 and Hellblade, two games avaliable with Game Pass. Also, since he's playing Hellblade now he's probably taking part in the Microsoft rewards program. It costs 10 bucks a month but you can get free months with reward points. I basically get it for free forever by using reward points and store credit but I don't know how diligent Chris is in harvesting reward points.

I'm actually a little surprised he's playing Hellblade. Seems like not a chris game. It's very dark and about a mentally ill girl and not customizable at all. Eh, come to think of it, maybe chris just went "WARRIOR PRINCESS LIEK ME" and played it for that.
 
I'm actually a little surprised he's playing Hellblade. Seems like not a chris game. It's very dark and about a mentally ill girl and not customizable at all. Eh, come to think of it, maybe chris just went "WARRIOR PRINCESS LIEK ME" and played it for that.
Chris is probably trying to be high minded without actually understanding any of the messages of the game. "WARRIOR GRIL" is probably why he's playing, if he even got more than a few hours in.
 
I'm actually a little surprised he's playing Hellblade. Seems like not a chris game. It's very dark and about a mentally ill girl and not customizable at all. Eh, come to think of it, maybe chris just went "WARRIOR PRINCESS LIEK ME" and played it for that.
Chris was also a huge God of War fan, though he did admit it was mostly for the QTE sex scenes.
 
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