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I am happy to see the internet has allowed speds all over the world to connect and combine their autism like some sloppily yellow and blue painted Megazord.
 
Chris falls for a joke.

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That pic is a meme. https://m.9gag.com/gag/awXWjqW
 
This is not surprising. I remember when he believed there was an actual Sonichu parade float, and rather than being surprised like anyone else that a bunch of people actually took the effort of making something so huge based on his creation, he was upset that it was being used to represent gays.
 
Just looking from this pic to the most recent, it's almost as if Chris' physical appearance has deteriorated even more and become more masculine. His lip volume is way down, his eyebrows are big bushy and ugly, and his face droops like a decorative autumn squash rotting in the hot, southern sun.

OH GOD why is that potato grimacing at me??? Why's it baring its teeth? Push the straw covering back over it please!
 
I thought Chris disliked Pokemon Go because he'd have to go out and about to fully play it? I don't know much about Pokemon 'cause that shits for babies, but there should be one that only appears in locations he's banned from.
 
I thought Chris disliked Pokemon Go because he'd have to go out and about to fully play it? I don't know much about Pokemon 'cause that shits for babies, but there should be one that only appears in locations he's banned from.
He’s a pretty low level, which likely means he just started playing recently.
He probably forgot his reasoning for not wanting to play it before.

lol, these are probably my favourite moments. When someone makes a obviously lie, but they appease Chris's ego so he completely falls for it.
Like, when he thought he won 'Lesbian of the Year' and there was a $2,000 check on the way.
I wish these would happen more often...
 
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