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Oh noes, Chris is in full denial mode now. is his head hurting because the delusion isn't working with others?

Also, what a lovely way to flatter himself, calling Mewtwo his "hubby" while can't help but project his own Magi-chan into the thing to make it relevant, like fitting a fist into pin-sized hole.

Also, I was wrong -- I should at least expect Chris to be good at Tetris (which he is, contrary to my belief), since that game is a good example of autism like a few pointed out.

Then again, I don't expect Chris to show gameplay of him playing the damn thing, since he's always hyper-sensitive of people calling him autistic.
 
I'm calling bs on him getting 5 #1s on Tetris 99. That fucking game is getting progressively more fucked up and idk how Chris could handle a little bit of pressure
How would The flow apply to Chris? When you're focus on what you're doing, you lose awareness of your surroundings (e.g. barb calls chris).
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Mewtwo's sick? There's a place that 100% players would go: pokeman center
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When facts don't matter, send him anyone who claim they have near death experience (field of reeds, 72 virgins brothel, 420 weed store)

If Chris loves stacking, how cone he doesn't play minecraft?
 
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Who the fuck needs an app for McDonald's

Since the merger shit is boring, I wanna talk about the McD app for a second. The app was actually pretty cool at first because it had coupons like "Buy a small fry, get a free 6 pc nugget". There would be almost 10 a week in there. Mine even gave you free food if the local sports team won. Deals to get you in. Then slowly their good coupons were only for mobile ordering. Then they just started putting on fewer and less appealing ones. Probably for the best for my heart really.
 
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Holy shit, he still has the delusion that the Dimensional Merge is happening. And he's calling out people for not believing in his batshit crazy beliefs.
Does he actually believe that two universes can collide and merge, specifically the real world and a world made of characters made by the people of the real world?
 
Ah, another person brushed aside for the sake of preserving the delusion.

Wash, rinse, repeat as usual. Except now it feels like chris is only going to listen to the people who encourage his behavior. That's always been the case, but it really feels like he's cracked down to the core now.

Holy shit, he still has the delusion that the Dimensional Merge is happening. And he's calling out people for not believing in his batshit crazy beliefs.
Does he actually believe that two universes can collide and merge, specifically the real world and a world made of characters made by the people of the real world?
I don't think he believes it (deep, deep down anyway), but he WANTS it to be real so bad he's willing to roll the dice on this dream of his. The dream being that he's a goddess with full power over his life, and not a dumpy manchild with no future.
 
Holy shit, he still has the delusion that the Dimensional Merge is happening. And he's calling out people for not believing in his batshit crazy beliefs.
Does he actually believe that two universes can collide and merge, specifically the real world and a world made of characters made by the people of the real world?
That's odd, my and my OC are planning to netorare all of his spouses. There's no tweet saying "leave my hubbies and wives alone!"
 
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I don't think he believes it (deep, deep down anyway), but he WANTS it to be real so bad he's willing to roll the dice on this dream of his. The dream being that he's a goddess with full power over his life, and not a dumpy manchild with no future.
Yeah, this is why I don't "side" myself with the Chris Is Legit Insane crowd. His approach to the Merge mirrors that of freakazoid Christian fundie weirdos who legit believe End Times are a'comin and they're gonna get saved while their sinful neighbors will burn. Less a matter of mental illness and more a matter of faith and a desire to hedge his bets.
 
I don't know why he wouldn't believe in the merge. He has no job, friends, income, social life, social skills, worldview, personality, courage, charisma, and very soon to have no mother (the single most important thing in his life, and something he knew he needed to replace decades ago), but what he does have is an army of lawyers on his tail all trying to get blood from a stone. At this point he can either believe in an impending rapture to instantly solve all his problems, or he can just lay down and die while the acknowledgement of having zero success in life eats away at what's left of his withering soul. No one to carry his torch, nothing to memorialize him, just dying in a gutter like a rat, forgotten and unloved, his existence not even having mattered. And since he's going to believe in a rapture it might as well reflect his favorite hobby of perpetrating copyright violation.

There really is nothing anyone can do anymore, especially him. He used to have a fighting spirit, naively looking for girlfriends and whatnot to help his life out. It wasn't a good plan, but he at least did have some hope for someone guiding him through life to be somewhat successful, at least to carry out our basic instinct to reproduce and have someone to carry on our name. But now even he knows he's unconditionally, wholeheartedly fucked and there's not even a reason to get out of bed anymore. It's definitely questionable how much of this he consciously, or even unconscious knows and understands, but if nothing else, he's full-on sprinting away from reality, there's nothing left for him there anymore, and by that very fact, he must realize on some level that all this is true. I'm not sure if it's his cowardice or some semblance of a will to live that's keeping him from killing himself. It's pretty obvious, though, that he's so obsessed with Twitter recently is so he can distract himself and at least pretend that he has friends, that he hasn't been completely forgotten and abandoned by the world.

It might get a little interesting as this progresses. He's always talking about war and sickness happening in his imaginary world. He's doing this because those things are real, even people like Chris who can only make mary-sues understand that there have to be some faults in everything, or else it's just not satisfying. So as he continues to try and convince himself this fake world is real, he's probably going to only continue to fill it with all manner of sickness and death in a desperate attempt to make it believable and serious to himself. This is the same reason bronies constantly have to write grimdark OCs and fanfics about a fucking show for 8 year old girls. I might be wrong, because Chris is exceptionally tolerant of bland and uninteresting things, but even he's still human.
 
It's pretty obvious, though, that he's so obsessed with Twitter recently is so he can distract himself and at least pretend that he has friends, that he hasn't been completely forgotten and abandoned by the world.
He did follow a bunch of Neptunia RP accounts yesterday, including some bots.
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On the other hand, I hope the voters are made public so we can all see who felt need to answer it unironically.
They are public already.
 
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