Containment Random Chris Updates

[The Fool]

I'm way late but just for the record, I'm 95% certain that Chris made himself gay. There's all kinds of studies that have linked trans people taking hormones and finding themselves suddenly attracted to a different sex than they were before.

Chris has essentially taken a homo pill cocktail. His once pure, straight blood poisoned! His poor brain must be aching for cock after marinading in estrogen for so many years, no wonder Sylvania and Cryzel are seldom mentioned now...

 

[Ron_Swanson]

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Chris wants some friends at Pokemon Go.

Called it. Interestingly my phone died today. Possibly to keep me from friending Chris. The phone self destructed rather than have any interaction with Chris.

Chris tweets a bunch of random access humor and tweets about the Pokemon game.



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Okaaay there's stuff to unpack here. first, I bet he chose Instinct on color alone, because we know he loves 'Sonichu Yellow' and Instinct's color for gyms and UI is yellow. (the other options in game are red and blue). The stereotype is that yellow is made up of the nice people who don't get completely batshit about maxing stats and owning all the gyms, they just wanna get high and have a good time. How Chris fits in that I leave for you to decide.

I don't know how the Pokemon Plus ball + DS whatever works, so from Chris's petition all I can gather is that he doesn't know about adventure sync, which is a feature already in the game that makes the game track all of your walking even when the app is off, so I don't know what else he wants.

I hope he continues with the screenshots, as an idiot still playing Go (it gets me to get off my fat ass shut up) they're interesting to me. I looked and went 'Jesus' that he's level 23 already, then the next screenshot has him burning TWO items at the same time, haha. That kind of explains it, one of the items gives you double XP for 30 minutes. You do get a few of them here and there for free as you level up, but somehow I doubt Chris is just using those, he must be buying more with real world money. Unless..

What he means about drop-off is that he was able to leave a pokemon in the Gym (and "rep" it for his team) in what I assume is a tacky giant chair roadside attraction. If he walked or drove there is unknown, but I guess one could google maps the distance if so interested. Anyway what's interesting to me is that he was able to put a pokemon in to start with. 1513 CP is piddling when people often leave stuff 3000 and upwards in Gyms, so if that's his best, then he doesn't have the kind of critters needed to in turn take down a Gym on his own, (which you need to do before being allowed to 'drop off' critters) so either the Gym was completly vacant and he lucked into it, which could be if the pkmn go scene is truly dead over there ( I don't know, it's still pretty hot over here, where a Gym being vacant is something I've seen only once in like a year of playing and it was in a shithole tiny town) or he lucked into a free spot after someone from his team took the Gym earlier, there's 6 spots available, so it could be, this is far more common and I think I see someone else's Onix in the background. Either way it was luck only that he was able to leave a pokemon in at all. We'll see if he posts more screenshots I guess.

Shit that's the most I've written in a post here I think, feel free to let those ratings fly.

By the way people sometimes use a GPS spoofer to play the game without leaving their home, and I've never cared about that since for me the point is to walk, but damn if it isn't tempting to start using one to set a phone's location to Ruckersville and toss all his pokemon out of the gyms.

 

[Ilikeoreos]

Called it. Interestingly my phone died today. Possibly to keep me from friending Chris. The phone self destructed rather than have any interaction with Chris.



Okaaay there's stuff to unpack here. first, I bet he chose Instinct on color alone, because we know he loves 'Sonichu Yellow' and Instinct's color for gyms and UI is yellow. (the other options in game are red and blue). The stereotype is that yellow is made up of the nice people who don't get completely batshit about maxing stats and owning all the gyms, they just wanna get high and have a good time. How Chris fits in that I leave for you to decide.

I don't know how the Pokemon Plus ball + DS whatever works, so from Chris's petition all I can gather is that he doesn't know about adventure sync, which is a feature already in the game that makes the game track all of your walking even when the app is off, so I don't know what else he wants.

I hope he continues with the screenshots, as an idiot still playing Go (it gets me to get off my fat ass shut up) they're interesting to me. I looked and went 'Jesus' that he's level 23 already, then the next screenshot has him burning TWO items at the same time, haha. That kind of explains it, one of the items gives you double XP for 30 minutes. You do get a few of them here and there for free as you level up, but somehow I doubt Chris is just using those, he must be buying more with real world money. Unless..

What he means about drop-off is that he was able to leave a pokemon in the Gym (and "rep" it for his team) in what I assume is a tacky giant chair roadside attraction. If he walked or drove there is unknown, but I guess one could google maps the distance if so interested. Anyway what's interesting to me is that he was able to put a pokemon in to start with. 1513 CP is piddling when people often leave stuff 3000 and upwards in Gyms, so if that's his best, then he doesn't have the kind of critters needed to in turn take down a Gym on his own, (which you need to do before being allowed to 'drop off' critters) so either the Gym was completly vacant and he lucked into it, which could be if the pkmn go scene is truly dead over there ( I don't know, it's still pretty hot over here, where a Gym being vacant is something I've seen only once in like a year of playing and it was in a shithole tiny town) or he lucked into a free spot after someone from his team took the Gym earlier, there's 6 spots available, so it could be, this is far more common and I think I see someone else's Onix in the background. Either way it was luck only that he was able to leave a pokemon in at all. We'll see if he posts more screenshots I guess.

Shit that's the most I've written in a post here I think, feel free to let those ratings fly.

By the way people sometimes use a GPS spoofer to play the game without leaving their home, and I've never cared about that since for me the point is to walk, but damn if it isn't tempting to start using one to set a phone's location to Ruckersville and toss all his pokemon out of the gyms.

I actually stopped playing when people in my hometown were using GPS hacks to take down gyms that I had taken fair and square, but when I recently got back into it and Niantic seems to have put the banhammer on those people now. I got back into it a few months ago, gives me something to do on weekends when it's nice out and I've got nothing else to do.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Didn’t Chris say years ago during his homophobe phase that he would rather be a woman than have to be a gay man?

From an email to Megan, 2007: "I tell you what, if I ever stoop down to changing my path, I might as well would get a gender change operation."

From a rant he posted on the Cwcipedia in 2009: "I, Personally, would RATHER have a PAINFUL Gender-Change Operation than EVER Turn Homosexual."

 

[The Dude]

Make that 3. Lurky & Murky were the shit & I refuse to read anything Chris has to say about them.

My aunt and two cousins lived with my family for a while when I was a little kid, and my female cousin loved Rainbow Bright. It was her favorite show. We only had one TV in the house, so it was always a fight between us over watching boy cartoons like Transformers and GI Joe, or girl cartoons like Rainbow Bright and Jem and the Holograms.

 

[Ilikeoreos]

My aunt and two cousins lived with my family for a while when I was a little kid, and my female cousin loved Rainbow Bright. It was her favorite show. We only had one TV in the house, so it was always a fight between us over watching boy cartoons like Transformers and GI Joe, or girl cartoons like Rainbow Bright and Jem and the Holograms.

We've all been there. The only reason why I have any familiarity with Punky Brewster is because it came on right after The Super Mario Bros. Super Show and my sister wouldn't let me change the channel

 

[TrippinKahlua]

The only reason I actually own a tape of the 80s My Little Pony movie is because my female cousin just left it and it didn't leave. And we all grew up and stopped caring.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

I'm way late but just for the record, I'm 95% certain that Chris made himself gay. There's all kinds of studies that have linked trans people taking hormones and finding themselves suddenly attracted to a different sex than they were before.

Chris has essentially taken a homo pill cocktail. His once pure, straight blood poisoned! His poor brain must be aching for cock after marinading in estrogen for so many years, no wonder Sylvania and Cryzel are seldom mentioned now...

It's coming true!

Chris' body has been infected by teh gay and will soon develop antibodies. Scientists of the future will use Chris' blood to create a cure for homosexuality and will dump it into the waters.

Just as foretold in the Sonichu comics!

 

[Poliwrath]

Just saw this abomination and realized that Detective Pikachu will have merch, and Chris will undoubtedly spend a couple hundred dollars on all of it.

 

[ZapThePickle]

Just saw this abomination and realized that Detective Pikachu will have merch, and Chris will undoubtedly spend a couple hundred dollars on all of it.

he gunna fuck it

 

[Tikbalang]

Just saw this abomination and realized that Detective Pikachu will have merch, and Chris will undoubtedly spend a couple hundred dollars on all of it.

If mewtwo had female voice like in the genesect movie, he'll still gonna buy it.

It's coming true!

Chris' body has been infected by teh gay and will soon develop antibodies. Scientists of the future will use Chris' blood to create a cure for homosexuality and will dump it into the waters.

What about the time where he met his future wife, pretending to be the husband and he lose his v-card.

 

[Jack Awful]

It's coming true!

Chris' body has been infected by teh gay and will soon develop antibodies. Scientists of the future will use Chris' blood to create a cure for homosexuality and will dump it into the waters.

Just as foretold in the Sonichu comics!

The CWCki did mention that for a vaccine to work, it has to contain the disease it's fighting, and since Chris's blood is the main ingredient needed to create a vaccine to cure homosexuality...

 

[Slowinthemind]

He mentioned the Cwcville Basillicom last week. And he talked about Sonichu (in response to the Cwcville civil war speds) in January.
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I don't think he gives a shit about Cryzel, or Sylvana. They're only ever mentioned alongside Magi-Chan and Mewtwo.
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Hardly ever betrayed anyone, lol! Its like saying you hardly ever rape or murder.

 

[Rogowski]

From a rant he posted on the Cwcipedia in 2009: "I, Personally, would RATHER have a PAINFUL Gender-Change Operation than EVER Turn Homosexual."

Chris in 2019:

Spoiler

The Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy - I'm Gay!

He's gay!

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[The Un-Clit]

lmao I guess this is what he was working on
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Oh Jesus GodBear fucking Emannuel Christ on a pogo-stick......I love the Commodore 64 as much as any kid who grew up in the 80s, but I'd have a fucking seizure if I saw THAT driving down the road at me. That or simply turn the wheel and stomp on the gas towards the nearest tree to end the pain.

While I wouldn't drive that car if it was given to me gratis, I almost ALMOST want to start a gofundme to get the latest iteration of son-chu painted like that. Surely there are plenty of auto-shops that are beyond pride and would happily take sped-money to work up a car like that.

Also,

Jesus Chris.

I admit right now to be the one of only two people in the whole world who know who the fuck Murky is. The other apparently being Chris.

And that's because I collect 80s commercials and I have several Raibow Brite commercials.

This is surprisingly the first he has mentioned it. With all it's similar to MLP appeal, why isn't he more all over it?

I am happy to say that I only know who Murky and Lurky are from the Robot Chicken parody episode where Rainbow Brite murders them with a chainsaw when they discover that Rainbow Brite is not a hero but both an alcoholic and a (sort of?) Dhamer style cannibal where she kills the rainbowland people and stores them in the freezer for snacktime.

That's some good little girl's childhood destroying right there.

 

[The Dude]

Oh Jesus GodBear fucking Emannuel Christ on a pogo-stick......I love the Commodore 64 as much as any kid who grew up in the 80s, but I'd have a fucking seizure if I saw THAT driving down the road at me. That or simply turn the wheel and stomp on the gas towards the nearest tree to end the pain.

While I wouldn't drive that car if it was given to me gratis, I almost ALMOST want to start a gofundme to get the latest iteration of son-chu painted like that. Surely there are plenty of auto-shops that are beyond pride and would happily take sped-money to work up a car like that.

Also,



I am happy to say that I only know who Murky and Lurky are from the Robot Chicken parody episode where Rainbow Brite murders them with a chainsaw when they discover that Rainbow Brite is not a hero but both an alcoholic and a (sort of?) Dhamer style cannibal where she kills the rainbowland people and stores them in the freezer for snacktime.

That's some good little girl's childhood destroying right there.

Son-Chu is dead. Chris killed it by wasting his money on pink ponies and Transformers instead of ever doing routine maintenance or getting the oil changed in it. It died on the way back from last year's pony fucker convention. Now they only have a shitty minivan that's also on its last leg...er, wheel.

 

[Ilikeoreos]

Son-Chu is dead. Chris killed it by wasting his money on pink ponies and Transformers instead of ever doing routine maintenance or getting the oil changed in it. It died on the way back from last year's pony fucker convention. Now they only have a shitty minivan that's also on its last leg...er, wheel.

Chris has no dignity or common sense when it comes to automobiles. Didn't he get a nice Cadillac after the Escort died, only to waste it by selling it on craigslist?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Chris has no dignity or common sense when it comes to automobiles. Didn't he get a nice Cadillac after the Escort died, only to waste it by selling it on craigslist?

"Nice" is relative. It had a cracked engine block & sat on the lawn for years prior to being sold (for scrap, if memory serves).

 

[The Dude]

Chris has no dignity or common sense when it comes to automobiles. Didn't he get a nice Cadillac after the Escort died, only to waste it by selling it on craigslist?

It was a mid-90s Caddy IIRC and had been one of his parents before he took it over after Son-Chu Mk.1 shit the bed. Cadillacs from the late-70s to late-90s were pretty garbage, just like most US made cars at the time. It wasn't taken care of either. None of their vehicles have been properly maintained, especially after Bob died. Chris and his meemaw would rather buy copious amounts of worthless shit and children's toys to add to the hoard in a fruitless attempt to fill the emptiness in their souls than use their money wisely like responsible adults. Poor old Bob had been the only one who even tried to take care of things and be responsible, but after 28 years of dealing with his hoarder shrew wife and bumblefuck Autistic son, he had pretty much given up in his last days.

 

[Rogowski]

Chris has no dignity or common sense when it comes to automobiles. Didn't he get a nice Cadillac after the Escort died, only to waste it by selling it on craigslist?

It was a mid-90s Caddy IIRC and had been one of his parents before he took it over after Son-Chu Mk.1 shit the bed. Cadillacs from the late-70s to late-90s were pretty garbage, just like most US made cars at the time. It wasn't taken care of either. None of their vehicles have been properly maintained, especially after Bob died. Chris and his meemaw would rather buy copious amounts of worthless shit and children's toys to add to the hoard in a fruitless attempt to fill the emptiness in their souls than use their money wisely like responsible adults. Poor old Bob had been the only one who even tried to take care of things and be responsible, but after 28 years of dealing with his hoarder shrew wife and bumblefuck Autistic son, he had pretty much given up in his last days.

$10,000 NO HAGGLE