Containment Random Chris Updates

[TrippinKahlua]

Chris has no dignity or common sense when it comes to automobiles. Didn't he get a nice Cadillac after the Escort died, only to waste it by selling it on craigslist?

At first I understood that Mia Hamm gave Chris a Cadillac in her will.

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

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Chris wants some friends at Pokemon Go.

Oh my, even more a reason to not play Pokémon Go

 

[King Kiwi]

Oh my, even more a reason to not play Pokémon Go

Mid-2016. Just can't beat it.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

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Chris wants some friends at Pokemon Go.

It's not 2016 anymore Chris. You denied playing it when it was popular.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

It's not 2016 anymore Chris. You denied playing it when it was popular.

And oddly enough, it’s still popular in Japan. But sadly, Ruckersville isn’t Yokohama.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

And oddly enough, it’s still popular in Japan. But sadly, Ruckersville isn’t Yokohama.

Well, you know what they say, progressives become so progressive that they turn into knuckle draggers.

 

[King Kiwi]

It's not 2016 anymore Chris. You denied playing it when it was popular.

Well, when everyone decided we weren't 12 anymore and the software blew, the magic was pretty well over.

Never will forget that silouette of a splendid Snorlax though.

 

[CosmicAnger]

He went ghost hunting, and apparently it made him think of fuckin' Mitch Sonichu. I don't remember Alec ever accepting the Mitch Makeover

 

[The Un-Clit]

He went ghost hunting, and apparently it made him think of fuckin' Mitch Sonichu. I don't remember Alec ever accepting the Mitch Makeover

So what's this happy bullshit now? He has 2 Sonichu forms incarnate at the same time? I guess he dosen't need his dream sister/daughter Crystal any more now that he has his own twin female soul sonichu with him!

How much do you want to bet that there's a lot of rule34 stowed away in his fevered little noggin of his sonichu-self tribbin' away with his other-dimension sonichu-self?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Well, Chris has always had a touch of the Buffalo Bill about him. Of course the narcissist just wants to go fuck himself.

 

[Ilikeoreos]

Never will forget that silouette of a splendid Snorlax though.

Any player who's ever been in close proximity to Barb knows that feeling

 

[Eugene90]

This is the said note. This is very likely false though but I won't conclude anything yet.

Of course, Chris denied any of this happening.

Do you guys think this is another one of those wēēning plans by those people?

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Do you guys think this is another one of those wēēning plans by those people?

Absolutely. I mean Chris is creepy and all, but I call bullshit on this story.

 

[Tikbalang]

The tale of the Crazy Pacer 2.0

 

[Silver Octopus]

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This is the said note. This is very likely false though but I won't conclude anything yet.

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Of course, Chris denied any of this happening.

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Do you guys think this is another one of those wēēning plans by those people?

Yeah this seems like a failtroll attempt. Very convenient that they just so happened to be at the same convention as Chris, and close enough to the mental breakdown scene to be able to smell Chris out of the hundreds of other sweaty dudes at the con.

 

[No_one]

"I have not conversed at all with that woman."
Probably true, but reminds me of this:

 

[Done]

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This is the said note. This is very likely false though but I won't conclude anything yet.

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Of course, Chris denied any of this happening.

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Do you guys think this is another one of those wēēning plans by those people?

This is autism, almost all of those details are things that we joked about on here.

And this person was needling Chris for a while

I call failtroll.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Time of Space]

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This is the said note. This is very likely false though but I won't conclude anything yet.

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Of course, Chris denied any of this happening.

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Do you guys think this is another one of those wēēning plans by those people?

Imagine trying to pin a story on the internet's most unlikeable person and still managing to make nobody fall for it.
Fucking pathetic.

 

[The Fool]

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I have to give Chris credit that he can sound infinitely more mature about an opinion that was fed to him than 99% of the rest of twitter who would just screech at the question