Containment Random Chris Updates

[The Man With No Name]

Besides the Ghost Hunt, Chris has been pretty quiet recently, hasn’t he?

Well yeah, he got a Switch

 

[King Kiwi]

Well yeah, he got a Switch

Most of his social attempts have been null.

 

[muh_moobs]

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Do you guys think this is another one of those wēēning plans by those people?

"I did not attempt to have sexual relations with that woman".

 

[Jack Awful]

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This is the said note. This is very likely false though but I won't conclude anything yet.

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Of course, Chris denied any of this happening.

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Do you guys think this is another one of those wēēning plans by those people?

The only thing true about that girl's story is how she's "a bigger woman" (obese)

 

[Snuckening]

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I’m ready for your optimistic ratings but I don’t think Chris wrote that, at least in the fact that he googled it and got his opinion elsewhere. It’s way too coherent.

Yeah every now and then Chris says something weirdly coherent (still batshit insane, but coherent). I don 't know if he has moments of semi-clarity, or maybe he runs some tweets past someone who's actually fluent in English, but I've been noticing that for a while now.

 

[The Dude]

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Yeah every now and then Chris says something weirdly coherent (still batshit insane, but coherent). I don 't know if he has moments of semi-clarity, or maybe he runs some tweets past someone who's actually fluent in English, but I've been noticing that for a while now.

Chris tends to be most coherent when he isn't attempting to sound smarter than he is by trying (and failing) to use big words.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Chris finally blocked them:

 

[Eugene90]

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That post reeks of such autism it felt contagious just reading it.

Chris finally blocked them:
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Why am I not surprised at this outcome?

 

[Time of Space]

Chris finally blocked them:
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Gotta love it when some sperg tries to incite shit with their wccenery and then tries to act like they got the moral high ground when it inevitably fails.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris finally blocked them:
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Chris, you can put all these rumors to rest by humping a CPR dummy while baby shark plays in the background.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Chris finally blocked them:
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Trying her hardest to pretend victory, when her wiening attempt fails hard.

Much adult, very winner! wow!

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Man, despite the fact that aqua is failing so hard weening rn, u gotta point out that the normal Chris would had fallen for this crap days ago. Who's the handler keeping our boy in check? Hmmmm.

 

[Silver Octopus]

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Chris came up with a really roundabout way of saying "Who Framed Roger Rabbit and Joshua Wise"

 

[Wall-E]

Just incase any of you were wondering what happened to Chris Chan's shoes after someone paid 200 for them...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4ehl0lIBxk&feature=youtu.be

 

[Quijibo69]

Just incase any of you were wondering what happened to Chris Chan's shoes after someone paid 200 for them...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4ehl0lIBxk&feature=youtu.be

At least Chris might have a Boyfriend now.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

At least Chris might have a Boyfriend now.

Maybe, he can get a sample of Xtine's queef juice after the sex change.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Lately it seems Chris has been very successful at tricking gullible, unfunny people into showering him with material rewards with only the vaguest insinuation of providing content.

 

[Tikbalang]

For everytime Chris talks about c-197 and DM stuff, there's a quote from kacey's dad:
"I'm sorry, but that's BULLSHIT"

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Poor thing, she was more like Me First. I have no idea how she tolerated him for so long. Even if he did buy her shit, that aint gonna be enough for me to tolerate a mong like that for 5 minutes. I'd lose my mind.

Megan was also a sperg who Game Place clientele and management only tolerated a little better than they did Chris. IIRC she got scolded for calling someone a fag.

Megan didn't deserve what went on but she wasn't some distant object of Chris's affection. Fat nerd rejects tend to stick together.