Containment Random Chris Updates

[muh_moobs]

You are on your way to destruction! You have no chance to survive, make your time! Ha ha ha!

Bought a bootleg of Zero Wing for US Genesis years ago. Was so sad that the voice wasn't synthesized during the cut scene.

 

[PT 940]

We should get him to take an IQ test.

It would be pretty hard to get an accurate score since he would be scored unfairly for being autistic and the man in the picklesuit would no doubt have his hand in the whole thing. He wouldn't listen to the results unless they were well above genius level.

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

Wasn't Dio Brandon Anderson got killed by a Japanese High Schooler

Some say he was. I've heard he may have a son in Italy and an heir to his ideology in the form of a Priest in a Florida prison.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris had his high school ring repaired after he broke it last year (Herff Jones is a company that makes those rings).

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Nice juxtaposition of his worn and frayed gloves with his bling, lol.

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris had his high school ring repaired after he broke it last year (Herff Jones is a company that makes those rings).

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That's good.

Finally some pleasant news today.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Chris had his high school ring repaired after he broke it last year (Herff Jones is a company that makes those rings).

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Nice juxtaposition of his worn and frayed gloves with his bling, lol.

Now Chris just needs the other five to make the Merge happen.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[GhostBird50]

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in before blocked by this person for being crazy. but in all seriousness, you look at his posts some days and he seems almost normal for a highly autistic person and then posts stuff like this and you instantly remember who he is really, also anyone else find this cringy ?

 

[BScCollateral]

Residents of Europe, Australia, and New Zealand.

Even if he didn't get disqualified for meeting her already (I wouldn't deal with that), he can't enter the contest.

 

[No_one]

Residents of Europe, Australia, and New Zealand.

Even if he didn't get disqualified for meeting her already (I wouldn't deal with that), he can't enter the contest.

With the Merge, geography became irrelevant. Also, as we all know, Chris never really understood it in the first place.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

With the Merge, geography became irrelevant. Also, as we all know, Chris never really understood it in the first place.

Chris should be drugged to sleep and sent in a box to Australia. He'll think the merge finally happened because that might as well be another reality.

 

[kobebyarlant]

A subreddit is having a Christory month.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

A subreddit is having a Christory month.

Christory Month is February. Goddamn plebbit

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Residents of Europe, Australia, and New Zealand.

Even if he didn't get disqualified for meeting her already (I wouldn't deal with that), he can't enter the contest.

He also can't enter the contest because the recipient can't even read his tweet.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

https://twitter.com/Yanderek1tty/with_replies

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

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How is Chris the most attractive "female" in this picture? Besides Miku of course

 

[Saladin]

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Congrats to Chris for no longer having the worst hair I’ve ever seen.

 

[King Kiwi]

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https://twitter.com/Yanderek1tty/with_replies

It looks like he cummed on her.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I think he shaved more back before started cosplaying a lady. He has quite the Flintstones stubble.

 

[Troonos]

A subreddit is having a Christory month.

Well, he's about as deserving of a whole month of recognition as women are just for being born with the right genitals.