Containment Random Chris Updates

Mr. 0 said:
Nope, even the most primitive hominid can out-think Chris.
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Slowinthemind said:
How will he be smarter? He would freeze to death the first night.
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Shit! I forgot that in that the stone age is about the survival of the fittest. Chris doesn't have the skill to survive unless he's inside the ship from the movie WALL-E.
 
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SpeedBaller said:
I totally agree.

However, Axolotl's and Chris actually have one major trait in common. Axolotls like Chris are "Giant Babies". Axolotls display Neoteny which basically means they sexually mature while maintaining juvenile features.
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Yes, physically juvenile features, not rolling around in filth all day while expecting their imaginary boyfriends to rescue them. They look like babies while Chris looks like a badly dressed ogre, who acts like a baby.
 
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I don't know if he's uncomfortable with every negative comments or he's secretly a masochist
 
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No_one said:
As someone who was able to mace someone and attack a person with a car, Chris would be a better "warrior" than most of these people ranting about punching nazis on twitter. Does he still carry that baseball bat? I'm sure local Antifa would welcome him with open arms.
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I haven’t seen the bat in recent pics but knowing Chris he’s carrying mace at least.
 
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No_one said:
As someone who was able to mace someone and attack a person with a car, Chris would be a better "warrior" than most of these people ranting about punching nazis on twitter. Does he still carry that baseball bat? I'm sure local Antifa would welcome him with open arms.
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The first was entirely ineffective and the second was incidental. I think he's about on par with everyone else on twitter. When he got arrested he went down like a bitch, too. I bet Barb put up more of a fight (given the charges).
 
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No_one said:
As someone who was able to mace someone and attack a person with a car, Chris would be a better "warrior" than most of these people ranting about punching nazis on twitter. Does he still carry that baseball bat? I'm sure local Antifa would welcome him with open arms.
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They would just be adding another retard to the ranks

Skips said:
Chris replying and retwitting people who can't see him is like that weird kid in school who would sit close to a group of people and pretend that he is friends with them.
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That dude is normal. This more akin to the guy who sits alone but stops the room when he laughs or starts arguing with nobody and reeks of rot.
 
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Gunslinger said:
Because of course Chris knows all 500+ pokemon but has no clue what an axolotl is. If it's not in the pokedex and can't be crushed into candy to feed his blaziken, he's not interested.
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I doubt that Chris could name all of those pokemon. I think he could maybe get 200 at a stretch, and maybe more if he had all the pictures in front of him like a Denny's menu. He doesn't have the kind of mental acuity that it takes to recall that many names from memory.
 
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