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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris offers condolences to someone whose father passed away... by telling her that her father is likely in Dimension C-197 now.

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I know he has the 'tism, and the self-awareness of a potato, but this shit pisses me off. Thank God whoever it was can't see the shit that he wrote. Someone needs to ask him if he thinks Bob is floating around in ol' C-197. What am I talking about, of course he does...
 
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JULAY said:
Someone needs to ask him if he thinks Bob is floating around in ol' C-197. What am I talking about, of course he does...
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Yep.

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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Hulkster's theory: They bought tons of overpriced shit from Chris hoping to get something else in return and Chris refused. Thus, they think they were "swindled" because they're fat carny white trash
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Chris's history of non-delivery is so lengthy and well documented at this point that anyone who gives Chris money or buys anything from him is so dumb they don't even deserve to have money. Congratulations, you stupid bastards, you got ripped off by a literal tard.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Yep.

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"Robertchu". Even seven years in the ground, Chris finds a way to disrespect Bob's memory. Although it does remind me of that one prank call where Bob goes, "Yep, it's Sonic and Chu." This is the kind of thing you'd expect from a six year old who lost a parent, not a 36 year old man, fat and autistic though he may be. And I am legit shocked that he didn't put "ME" with an arrow pointing to his fursona, as that seems to be his thing over the past year or two, if not longer. Also, it's kind of telling that Chris drew Bob taller than he drew himself, considering that Chris had at least 5 or 6 inches on his Dad. Shows just how intimidated he was by the Lumberjack, I guess.

CraBman said:
Actually put a timer to see how long he gets blocked.
Also, poor Doopie; always going to be affiliated by Sonichu until the day she dies.
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Eh, she got what was coming to her. Lesson learned, don't take commissions from notorious r-tards on the internet, no matter how innocent it might seem at the time. I hope she tells him to fuck right off again though. That would be pretty great.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Chris does this, he's a stalker and a clinger.
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He’s none of those things. He’s just very lonely after all of the trolling that’s happened to him.
JULAY said:
"Robertchu". Even seven years in the ground, Chris finds a way to disrespect Bob's memory. Although it does remind me of that one prank call where Bob goes, "Yep, it's Sonic and Chu." This is the kind of thing you'd expect from a six year old who lost a parent, not a 36 year old man, fat and autistic though he may be. And I am legit shocked that he didn't put "ME" with an arrow pointing to his fursona, as that seems to be his thing over the past year or two, if not longer.



Eh, she got what was coming to her. Lesson learned, don't take commissions from notorious r-tards on the internet, no matter how innocent it might seem at the time. I hope she tells him to fuck right off again though. That would be pretty great.
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I would prefer that the whole Danger Dolan Cast talk about Chris. It would be glorious to see him back in the spotlight and hilarious to us bystanders.

Tikbalang said:
The CWCurse can be erased if she tweet to Chris how piece of shit he is.
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It never goes away. Chris is incapable of letting go.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris offers condolences to someone whose father passed away... by telling her that her father is likely in Dimension C-197 now.

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Whenever I see Chris replying to a topic as delicate and sensitive as this, I read it like I'm walking on a minefield.
"I'm sorry to hear about your loss."
Good, that's fine.
"Quite a shock when stuff like this happens."
... Not the worst thing you can say, but try to be more sensitive and tactful-
"Destiny and fate needed him for bigger plans."
Damnit to fuck, Chris! The last thing she needs is "God works in mysterious ways"!
Just... END IT here before you say anything offensive and idioti-
"But don't worry, he's safe and sound in my alternate reality, Cwcville! Where he's hanging out with Batman, the Smurfs, Stan Lee and many others!"
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"Just move on and give him your support!"
... Chris.
"Use this as an opportunity to free your emotions."
Stop.
"Share the memories of him with others."
Please, STOP.
"Keep a happy thought! thunderbolt heart"

... Good god... In his... Stupid way, he shows he cares... But godamn, Chris... Her dad passed away and the last thing she needs is you to fart out your my littls pony lessons of the day.
You told someone who odds are doesn't know you her dad is in your imaginary world where she can pray to him, then told he to stick her chest out, head up high and be happy. She's grieving, and this psychopath who just said her late father is now in this manchilds imagination is now playing therapist and telling her to learn from this "Opportunity."

It's amazing, truly amazing... I went in, bracing myself for the worst... And I ended up dumbfounded, enraged, and not at all surprised.
 
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CraBman said:
He’s none of those things. He’s just very lonely after all of the trolling that’s happened to him.

I would prefer that the whole Danger Dolan Cast talk about Chris. It would be glorious to see him back in the spotlight and hilarious to us bystanders.
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Quit trying to school me, newfag.
And quit double posting.
 
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CraBman said:
I would prefer that the whole Danger Dolan Cast talk about Chris. It would be glorious to see him back in the spotlight and hilarious to us bystanders.
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Hellbent knew about Chris. Someone said that hellbent said that "the longer you learn about Chris, you'll lose a bit of your sanity" (paraphrase).
That's why geno took a break from Chris Chan for the same reason
 
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JULAY said:
"Robertchu". Even seven years in the ground, Chris finds a way to disrespect Bob's memory.
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Oh wow. Bob must be doing so much rolling in his grave his body is going to start boring into the grave one row ahead. Worst part is when Barb dies he'll probably "find" her counterpart in his fantasy world too. Who knows, one day someone might encounter a homeless Chris walking down the street mumbling to a nonexistant Robertchu and Barbachu about the damn dirty bank people who took the house away.
 
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