Containment Random Chris Updates

[The Dude]

Chris gives attention to a Twitter fan.

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Chris's latest power-up.

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Jeebus...it looks like poor Sonic got viciously gang raped by Rainbow Brite, Autism, the Power Rangers, and some eldritch horror perpetually stuck in the 80s. Every time Chris adds some new over-powered bullshit he gets that much closer to some mind-shattering Lovecraftian abomination.

 

[MY 405]

Heel spurs and spurs are two different things, Chris, tripping over your spurs happens to the best of riders and it's always hilarious. CPU/Sonichu/Raibow Dash Heart eating it over a spur trip at a zillion mph will be epic.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris's account is protected that the people like Tara Strong wouldn't be able to see his tweets and Chris is quite aware of it. Does Funko acknowledge that Chris is retweeting. If no, then there's no point to rt to win some plastic shit.

LGBT flag which is a rainbow color pallete, quite recognizable. For the rest, they are just color palletes that were used in some kids show.
Although I support SLGBT, I wish Chris turn back into a straight, racist, homophobic, picklephobic, gullible person

 

[Moppo.]

I'm gonna give Chris the benefit of the doubt and say that he knows all his tweets get reposted which is why he doesn't un-protect his account. However he has the faulty assumption (based on his ego) that everyone sees his tweets and not just the trolls on kiwi farms.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I’m just hoping anything good to happen to Chris.

 

[Rogowski]

I’m just hoping anything good to happen to Chris.

Eventually the sweet release of death dimensional merge will solve all his problems

 

[Cedric_Eff]

What does Chris do these days?

 

[Kosher Dill]

What does Chris do these days?

Anything you want... except anal.

 

[Shabobus]

What does Chris do these days?

He was going to regular counseling sessions for a while, but I'm not sure how long he was required to do that. Other than that he seems to spend most of his time on Twitter.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Although I support SLGBT, I wish Chris turn back into a straight, racist, homophobic, picklephobic, gullible person

Mate.

Like War and Autism, Chris never really changes.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris tweets in Q&A about himself before. Now either we'll learn more or detect when it's a lie

 

[Cedric_Eff]

The CWC-isms are strong with this one.

This is really disjointed

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Yes, I've kissed a few good times.

Mia Hamm doesn't count, Chris. Neither does this.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I wish Chris would stop writing like this.

And I see the dog from Excel Saga who frankly looks More like a cat.

 

[PT 940]

"Birth from me"

I hope he explains this soon

 

[The American Hedgehog]

"Birth from me"

I hope he explains this soon

He thinks he'd be able to give birth at some point.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/May_2017_Facebook_posts#I_could_be_a_mother.21

 

[normankrasner]

I guess Bob's records and the master tapes of Christian and the Hedgehog Boys burned in the fire

The Day the Music Burned

It was the biggest disaster in the history of the music business — and almost nobody knew. This is the story of the 2008 Universal fire.

www.nytimes.com

 

[Nebula Slasher]

Tacozza is the worst thing Chris has ever done.

 

[PT 940]

He thinks he'd be able to give birth at some point.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/May_2017_Facebook_posts#I_could_be_a_mother.21

That was so much worse than I thought it would be...

The only thing I really have to add is that I did see this premise (girl's egg going into the guy's dick and he got pregnant) in a fanfic once years ago. Didn't finish the story but that was how it began. Makes me wonder not so much if he read that story in particular but if that's a more common trope than I realized. Not what I want to spend time thinking about but, here we are...

 

[Wraith]

Help me out. Is it technically kissing from Chris, or face-hugging?