Containment Random Chris Updates

[Eugene90]

I wonder if the Merge would be achieved with Chris joining with his Magi-chan and OCs while leaping from a building to meet them in the heavenly dimension.

 

[King Kiwi]

So did Chris ever follow up on boycotting rainbow road trip? It aired today I only know from following his rants about it.

No, Christine has been busy with her comic books and watching Rainbow Roadtrip. She hasn't time for boycotting and nonesuch. Now leave her alone, she has courtroom pleas and Merge duties to deal with, she hasn't time for MLP or money for postage.

 

[Tikbalang]

I wonder if the Merge would be achieved with Chris joining with his Magi-chan and OCs while leaping from a building to meet them in the heavenly dimension.

I don't think he has the guts to do that, I hope he doesn't have the guts

 

[Moppo.]

If Bob is still alive and well in C-197, why has Chris never mentioned speaking to him since his death?

 

[Tikbalang]

If Bob is still alive and well in C-197, why has Chris never mentioned speaking to him since his death?

Bob doesn't approved on Chris's marriage while he's currently dating Betty Boop (based on Bob's character and the lore of c-197)

 

[Eugene90]

If Bob is still alive and well in C-197, why has Chris never mentioned speaking to him since his death?

I don't think Chris even want to acknowledge he has a father given how he's already head over heels with his own OCs, especially Magi-chan whom he seemed hellbent on wanting to combine himself with in those incoherent fantasies of his -- as shown in his more recent drawings.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

I don't think Chris even want to acknowledge he has a father given how he's already head over heels with his own OCs, especially Magi-chan whom he seemed hellbent on wanting to combine himself with in those incoherent fantasies of his -- as shown in his more recent drawings.

Before you know it he'll be claiming he was born fully formed from the forehead of some Pikachu, like some retarded half melted version of Venus. Holy shit, if I was a decent artist, I would totally draw this autistic abomination. Sped goddess on the half shell. Edit: wearing that atrocious yellow Goodwill dress.

 

[Moppo.]

I don't think Chris even want to acknowledge he has a father given how he's already head over heels with his own OCs, especially Magi-chan whom he seemed hellbent on wanting to combine himself with in those incoherent fantasies of his -- as shown in his more recent drawings.

I do find it strange how he declared himself to be half Sonichu even though both his parents were human.

 

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[Cardboard Box Mountain]

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Scientists are searching for a mirror universe. It could be sitting right in front of you.

If the "mirrorverse" exists, upcoming experiments involving subatomic particles could reveal it.

www.nbcnews.com

This is about some scientist thinking she can open a portal to a mirror universe. First of all I think it's bullshit, second of all I think if it were true it would be a fucking terrible idea for so many reasons. Of course Chris seizes onto this as proof of his merge nonsense.

 

[Fuckhead]

I do find it strange how he declared himself to be half Sonichu even though both his parents were human.

Well Bob is apparently half sonichu now, not like that makes any more sense. Wouldn't that make Chris 1/4th sonichu, not half sonichu?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Parallel universes have got to be one of the oldest chestnuts in both science theory and science fiction. And Chris, with his colossal ego, seems to think that he's way ahead of the rest of us here. Someone should sit him down in front of the goateed Spock episode of Star Trek and point out that it was made some 15 years before Chris was even born.

 

[Jack Awful]

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There's something up with this article, but I can't put my finger on it...

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

The exchange rate is 1:1, regardless of the present Country or Planet the Trainer happens to be on at the time. In this sense...
...you may consider one American Dollar Literally equaling one Japanese Yen, as Units are the Neutral, Digital, and Generally Acceptable Currency.

Would that not mean that I could win a Pokémon battle in Japan and win, say, 1000 PokéWhatevers, and then fly my ass to America and have it be worth like 100x as much because it exchanges to 1000 dollars instead of 1000 yen?

I know I've given that way more thought than it was worth, but fuck. How can a 37-year-old man be this dense and still be considered functional enough to exist in society?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

If the setup is just right — and if the universe cooperates — some of those particles will transform into mirror-image versions of themselves, allowing them to tunnel right through the wall. And if that happens, Broussard will have uncovered the first evidence of a mirror world right alongside our own.

I don't get it, this doesn't prove shit. The universe is filled with dark matter and other opposite "mirror" forces to balance everything out.

 

[BScCollateral]

Parallel universes have got to be one of the oldest chestnuts in both science theory and science fiction. And Chris, with his colossal ego, seems to think that he's way ahead of the rest of us here. Someone should sit him down in front of the goateed Spock episode of Star Trek and point out that it was made some 15 years before Chris was even born.

Flash #123 did it in 1961. There's probably earlier examples; it's hard to believe the concept originated there.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Flash #123 did it in 1961. There's probably earlier examples; it's hard to believe the concept originated there.

Parallel universes are also one of the core concepts in Hinduism and other Eastern traditions. The basic idea of other timelines happening alongside ours, but being inaccessible to us, is thousands of years old.

 

[OjSimpsonFan21]

Would that not mean that I could win a Pokémon battle in Japan and win, say, 1000 PokéWhatevers, and then fly my ass to America and have it be worth like 100x as much because it exchanges to 1000 dollars instead of 1000 yen?

I know I've given that way more thought than it was worth, but fuck. How can a 37-year-old man be this dense and still be considered functional enough to exist in society?

Chris is saying that in the Pokémon universe a Yen is (presumably) pinned permanently to the USD at a 1:1 exchange rate. (Which ofc ignores that Pokédollars are clearly yen considering there’s no way 1 pokeball would cost $500)

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

This whole "you get money whether you win or lose a pokemon battle" bullshit made me laugh. It's pretty much the closest to Chris admitting he's uncomfortable with conflict or losing at any level, even though we've clearly gathered that from his earlier work in Sonichu on how he steamrolls everything in his path (and his earlier excuse about why his OC has to be OP to win every battle in the _Criticize my OC_ twitter challenge)

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

This whole "you get money whether you win or lose a pokemon battle" bullshit made me laugh. It's pretty much the closest to Chris admitting he's uncomfortable with conflict or losing at any level, even though we've clearly gathered that from his earlier work in Sonichu on how he steamrolls everything in his path (and his earlier excuse about why his OC has to be OP to win every battle in the _Criticize my OC_ twitter challenge)

It mirrors Chris's real-life experience; Chris is a loser who loses at everything he does, but he still gets money from the government and white knights.