Containment Random Chris Updates

AnOminous said:
And we're supposed to do what? Go murder them? We don't do that. All bullshit aside, all any lolcow has to fear from the farms is just being known as what they are.
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I agree, it's impossible to ruin these people. They don't have jobs, they don't have lives, and they don't have reputations to uphold. The reason Chris was and is so easy to fuck with is because he believes he has all these things. He's quite delusional, which makes it more entertaining. People like Sockness and the ideafags have nothing to lose.
 
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Bardle-B Jones said:
He thought he had the ability to curse and bless people
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that seems like one of Chris' most logical beliefs to me. After all, millions of people believe a priest has the power to do that. From Chris' POV, a priest has power because the congregation is focused on him. Why shouldn't a youtuber with lots of viewers save the same power? I'm not saying it's scientific, just that it makes autistic sense.
 
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It's a matter of degree. A priest - certainly these days - is basically just expressing his good wishes for someone when he blesses them, and to be honest I don't think that you'd find a priest who'll curse someone. Excommunicate them, maybe.

The thing is, we understand that. Chris's view of blessings and curses is as the most childish concept of magic - he at least wants to believe that bolts of power thunder from his hands when he issues a curse-ye-ha-me-ha, and that sweet beams of balm issue forth when he performs a forgiveness blessing.

It's all about his infantile world-view versus that of a sensible adult. Chris wants blessings and curses to be like comic book superpowers, because he wants to have those. Anyone can say nice or nasty things to other people. But he's special.
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
It's a matter of degree. A priest - certainly these days - is basically just expressing his good wishes for someone when he blesses them, and to be honest I don't think that you'd find a priest who'll curse someone. Excommunicate them, maybe.

The thing is, we understand that. Chris's view of blessings and curses is as the most childish concept of magic - he at least wants to believe that bolts of power thunder from his hands when he issues a curse-ye-ha-me-ha, and that sweet beams of balm issue forth when he performs a forgiveness blessing.

It's all about his infantile world-view versus that of a sensible adult. Chris wants blessings and curses to be like comic book superpowers, because he wants to have those. Anyone can say nice or nasty things to other people. But he's special.
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Excellently put.
Stands, Transformations, PSY powers and the others are, when reduced to the basic, him trying to have power over the situation and some form of control.
I think we sometimes have to remind ourselves that the childish bullshit attacks and taunts are just him coping.
 
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BurningPewter said:
that seems like one of Chris' most logical beliefs to me. After all, millions of people believe a priest has the power to do that. From Chris' POV, a priest has power because the congregation is focused on him. Why shouldn't a youtuber with lots of viewers save the same power? I'm not saying it's scientific, just that it makes autistic sense.
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Except Chris held the belief that he could curse and bless people long before he had any views at all. He did the whole curse-ye-ha-me-ha song and dance at Mary Lee Walsh, back when he was in school getting in trouble for the attraction sign. That was way before he was noticed by anybody other than the locals who avoided him.

You're reassigning the logic because you can think of a logical reason for it now, but in reality the quirk came long before any sort of justification other than "mommy and daddy say I'm special and I can just win things out of nowhere, I must be very important". It's a dangerous mix of autism and parents that don't know (or care) how to handle it, when he screws up they assume the school must be wrong, when the school tries to help him get what he needs his parents pull him from the school. The filter of autism on a very young child makes that situation clearly read "The world is bad and my parents are good, my autism is good because my parents don't want the school to put me in a program for it and that means the school is bad, I'm very special so they'll let me go to a new school if the old one wants to change me."

As he grew older he never stopped thinking he must be special just like the characters on TV, he never got to a point where he could recognize the things TV exaggerates and instead he lumps it all together with barely any separation, as if he's shoving a plate of mashed potatoes, mac and cheese, green beans, and pudding all on the same plate, and like the heathen he is he'll just scoop it up without thinking about if it makes sense for some pudding and green beans to end up in his mac and cheese. Most people grow up to compartmentalize things, they'll be professional enough at work, relaxed at home, and as cool and trendy as they want to be in public, but for Chris all of those things blobbed up into being some special goddess no matter the context.
 
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Seregios (Att. at Law) said:
Excellently put.
Stands, Transformations, PSY powers and the others are, when reduced to the basic, him trying to have power over the situation and some form of control.
I think we sometimes have to remind ourselves that the childish bullshit attacks and taunts are just him coping.
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I agree, just like his comics are, more so the older ones where he got to take revenge on people who’d wronged him or where his beloved dead dog gets to live a happy life forever in CWCville.
 
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Pics of a "very important moment" - Chris picking up the letter for the $1,000 shopping spree from KayBee toys back in 1993.

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Chris is autistic and stupid. He is not a true slow in the mind, but they both live on the same block and maybe even in the same building. He responds to the world like a 7 year old would. Magic allows him to escape into a world of fantasy. Only he cannot create anything new for himself because his mind is broken. Instead of a new animal to be Sonic's friend, he just changes the color or gives him qualities of another character he likes. There is very little going on "up there."

Curses, magic ponies giving teaching everyone else to accept him as he is, and the rest of it all stems from him being very childish and not too swift. He gets power and the attention he thinks her deserves for being a special little boy who is better than everyone else.
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
I don't know when you guys are gonna realize it was NOT "Idea Guy" that "put things into his head."

Jeez, everyone keeps overusing "Idea Guy" like he was the Frankenstein like creator of what Chris is today.
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I think Idea Guy was behind the birthdate retcons because Sonichu's new birthday coincides with Hitler's. Before Idea Guy, Sonichu's birthday was a reference to the day Chris thought up Sonichu for his art class project and his dog Patti's birthday.
 
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Brian Butterfield said:
We're talking about an autistic man who thought Vanessa Hudgens wanted to meet up with him at ungodly hours in the morning in rural Virginia. I'm not sure you can take anything for granted regarding his mental health and critical thinking.
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Chris really never had good friends, did he? :feels:
 
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