Containment Random Chris Updates

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Chris shills for Tokyo Treat soda.

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That filthy glove...

I had to look it up, and apparently Tokyo Treat is some weaboo Japanese candy/snack subscription service. Your tax dollars and the paypig's Patreon dollars at work, folks

 

[ZX 008]

I had to look it up, and apparently Tokyo Treat is some weaboo Japanese candy/snack subscription service. Your tax dollars and the paypig's Patreon dollars at work, folks

Refresh Shots tend to only be available from the shitty "Everything 100円" vending machines. They taste like utter shite too - basically a poor man's Redbull or Dekivita (a real Japanese energy drink that will score you points with the locals). I hope he got more than that in his monthly weaboo box.

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris shills for Tokyo Treat soda.

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That filthy glove...

I can't believe we still live in a time where anything vaguely Japanese is a pennacle of godhood.

Well, it's just says Japan...

But still.
It's like Chris thinking that wearing those fingerless gloves are cool.

Now I'm not saying that Japanese things aren't cool and I'm not saying that fingerless gloves aren't cool, but for any of that stuff to be remotely cool, it can't have an attachment to a flubber gut waste of existence like Chris.

 

[Absent minded Apothecary]

Spoiler: Twitter screenshots

Sorry for all these screenshots guys but I didnt want to post this update without proof.

So all this stuff happened the day after the whole "Kicking a police car and pizza blacklist" incident.

So basically let me try to sum of some of these images as comprehensively as possible. (Sorry if the picture are out of order, I'm too lazy to put thwm in order lol).

1. Chris wants a Sonichu con, basically like Brony Con but for Sonichu. Chris also wishes Sonichu cons were real, and I'm saying "Chris...You do know if you want this to become a big thing is to be original and basically half the world knows your stuff, but I'm pretty sure if the con was made, Sega and Nintendo would knock on its door and sue you for copyright".

2. Chris still claiming that the dimesional merge will still happen. (I'll talk about it again in another point).

3. Chris wants his characters featured in Top 10, I dont know what it is, but I'm guessing a YouTube channel that specializes in Top 10s. He wants a "10 Sonichu OC" list. My only thing is that they are basically not going to do it because Sonichu really isn't Orginal Characters more like copied characters fused together.

4. Chris basically is now including the famous Pepsi Man from the PS1 era into his "world". He basically is with the Sonichus now and stuck there forver lol.

5. (This is when Chris was at the con) He "unfortunately" missed a couple of bronies. I consider that a blessing if Chrus skims over you, because talking to him would be a nightmare.

6. Chris is starting Sonichu Issue 14 soon.

7. Chris still saying the merge will happen, but "soon" yeah its not lol.

8. Chris is being oblivious to the fact whoever he interacts with, they will get messed with by his followers.

9. Chris wasting his or money given to him on Brony shit. At this point I don't care if he buys anything anymore, he is lost when it comes to saving money.

10. Chris has a flower from a Brony, I don't know if it fell off or he took it while she wasn't looking but yeah...that's creepy dude.

11. Back durring when most of the Bronies blocked him on Twitter, he was so upset, but for some reason he works with them. I'm just wondering did they play nice? Or did he find the Bronies that didn't block him yet?

12. Chris now gave Sonichu and Rosechu mega evolutions. I wonder how they will look.

13. Now Sonichu has a form called super, I guess he wanted the field to be even with Rosechu since ahe cant then into the great Lioness.

14. Chris now is spending more of "his" money on useless stuff...like monthly subscriptions to Japanese candies. He can easily just go to a asian store and find candy there.


So all in all, he shows us the stuff he bought at Brony con, shows us more of his comics and the update to Issue 14 and othee little stuff.

Again sorry guys if the images are out of order and I want to apologize again if this stufd has been showed and or talked about. I just wanna update you giys on stuff he is doing, saying, or showing.

 

[Tikbalang]

For pokemon, I expect he'll make sonichu alolan/galarian form, sonichu-exclusive z move, and giant form

 

[Aldora]

Thats a lot of junk that he bought, countdown to begging for kind donations will start very soon.

 

[Arctic Fox]

Please put the screenshots in a spoiler.

 

[Chester Rigby]

This sounds and looks like when an overexcited child tries to tell everything he/she has done during summer camp or a fun weekend.

 

[BF 388]

This belongs in the Random Updates sticky.

 

[Terminus Est]

I trust there will be another begging for money for him and his mom in the very near future

 

[JULAY]

When it finally sinks in that he's losing his ponyfucker happy place forever, it's going to be high school graduation all over again.

 

[Fapcop]

Anyone else disturbed by how well Chris passes as a kooky, fat ol’ grandma?


Sonichu Con sounds like it could be fun. A nice low key mix of a troll meetup/IP lawyer convention.

Gotta love Chris’s entitlement here: He want a con, just like most franchises/comics have.

He just doesn’t want the work of neither planning one, nor actually making a comic. He came up with the idea, and makes an occasional comic once a year or so, that has to be enough!

I trust there will be another begging for money for him and his mom in the very near future

ATTENTION! HELP EVERYONE!

Many expenses and bills, van needs new dentures, my Mother needs to have food and is on a near starvation diet and the Beagles need a new catalytic converter!

Magichan has said THAT EVERYONE WHO GIVES KINDLY WILL BE BLESSED WITH GRATITUDE!

 

[Wraith]

I'm so proud of this productive member of the human race.

 

[Autistsforuganda2]

And people unironically thought during Bronycon, that Chris is getting better.

 

[lurk_moar]

A sonichu con would totally be a kiwifarms meetup in real life.

 

[Pimpkin Pumpkin]

I don’t know exactly what that “sumall biggest fans” thing is, but Justin Whang? As in youtuber Whang? Maybe a Sonichu video is in the works or Whang’s had a stroke from all the Angelfire websites.

Aside from that, Chris is being fat and weird.
Also, he mentioned Kermit the dog. As in Jenna Marbles’ dog? Jenna doesn’t even do list videos so idk why Chris would even know about Kermit.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

"Mad Munchkin Wedding Proposal" at TF2 Panel (Bronycon 2019)

We all managed to keep the Surprise hidden, and Mad Munchkin's reaction was Completely Adorable :) Check out Maddie's video here: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Chris in the crowd:

 

[Fapcop]

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"Mad Munchkin Wedding Proposal" at TF2 Panel (Bronycon 2019)

We all managed to keep the Surprise hidden, and Mad Munchkin's reaction was Completely Adorable :) Check out Maddie's video here: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Chris in the crowd:

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Nice way of ruining the view for other people by standing up with a goddamn pony plushy on your head.

Peak Chris: Being a shithead to other people, and proudly pointing to it as an example of how “empathic and positive” he is.

And for the love of god, how can Chris be oblivious to the fact, that if a 10 year old put his plushie on his head “so he can see better” people would assume it was a tard.

 

[No_one]

"My screams were amongst those recorded there".
Heh, almost like that time at school with the teachers holding him down.

 

[The Dude]

When it finally sinks in that he's losing his ponyfucker happy place forever, it's going to be high school graduation all over again.

And then a while later he will realize (or someone will break the truth to him) that none of the ponyfuckers actually liked him. They were merely tolerating a tard, just like his gal pals in high school. Ka is a wheel.