Containment Random Chris Updates

[AmokSweptMeFromMyFeet]

4. Chris basically is now including the famous Pepsi Man from the PS1 era into his "world". He basically is with the Sonichus now and stuck there forver lol.

This seens like something the Golden Age Chris would do.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[A Grey Cat]

And people unironically thought during Bronycon, that Chris is getting better.

That'll happen when there's no chimping or asking big names on the show about it continuing for his 5 more years or worst of all the merge, he came off as almsot normal.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

"Thank Deities"? What, is this a CWC-ism for "Thank God"?

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

Mutha fucken’ WOOSH!

You could throw Chris a ground ball and it’d still go over his head.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

We need Clyde Cash more than ever

 

[The Fool]

Killer Chris (Dust Biter, That Is I)

 

[Rupin]

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Soo... they are different species pretty much.

We need Clyde Cash more than ever

No we don’t. The whole forum will turn into white knights and try to dox him.

On a serious note, Aside from his avatar I never really found Clyde Cash that funny to begin with.

 

[Tikbalang]

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"Thank Deities"? What, is this a CWC-ism for "Thank God"?

I think it's easier if he just said "thank the gods", or better "thank godjesus and the bear" but I guess he doesn't want godesses to feel excluded (like chris)
I thought Chris knows Jojo and he doesn't recognize Killer Queen. I guess he only watched the part 3 OVA

Chris in the crowd:

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Whoever sat behind Chris, I'm sure he was annoyed

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Aldora]

I hope Google Translate adds CWCspeak to its languages soon, I cannot understand this jibberish.

 

[Rupin]

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I think he does that shit on Twitter on purpose because there were no accounts of him talking like that in Bronycon. I think this is some kind of weird role play for him.

 

[jawsome]

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That's your imagination. You were using your imagination, you daffy putz.

 

[The Man With No Name]

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That post didn't go over Chris' head. It lodged into his soft brain and sank downward, struggling to get out, as though consumed by quicksand.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

“Ironish dimensional curtain”

 

[Nuns with guns]

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These tweets and him saying that everybody saw Sonichu when he was acting retarded infront of the cops makes me think that Chris is really schizophrenic now.

 

[Tikbalang]

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Translation: Chris went back to his solitary confinement or he took some sugar

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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And people say Chris’ dimensional merge shit isn’t funny when this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read from Chris well it’s on par with the Papa Johns meltdown

 

[KingCrimsonKing]

... I'm not saying that fingerless gloves aren't cool...

You should be.

 

[Childe]

Chris says trans rights, I think?