Yeah, when I was a child I used to say my imaginary friends were real and standing besides me. But as I grew older, I put aside these childish things.
Not Chris though, if anything he has more imaginary friends in his middle age than he did as a 5 year old.
Why do people act like they care about Barb?
She sat at home and watched TV until Chris got back, same shit she does 365 days a year.
When you think about it, it’s not like Chris’s life is much more interesting.
(I’d like to direct anyone who disagrees to the pages about Bronycon in Sonichu #14... Here’s Chris going over his sleep in exhaustive detail... Here’s Chris listing what questions he asked... Here’s Chris giving a rock away to somebody who doesn’t care...)
At least Barb’s life is more of an unknown and therefore more interesting. And she possibly have social relations that go beyond people coming up to you to ask for a selfie with a minimum of creeping, before quickly scurrying away.
Is Barb going to throw away more of Chris’s stuff to get back at him?
Does Barb ever go goodwill shopping with a little gaggle of fellow hoarders? And if so, when they do their old people-smalltalk about their kids... Does Barb ever mention Chris, or just stare awkwardly into the distance?
When Barb watches TV, does she watch soap operas, or turn on Fox News? Does she seek out those Talkshows about the Liberal agenda to troon out America, and spend the entire show nodding and mumbling “Goddamn trannies!”?
These are all things we need to know!
Yeah, like what was the point of making Rosechus out to be the female version of Sonichu if you are just going to make them seperate species?
Oh shit.... I just realized. This probably means we’re due for a Sonichu #7 retcon.
(You know, the X rated issue where we see Rosechu’s snatch in glorious, autistic detail and Chris explains how a Sonichu’s penis works?)
None of that makes any sense if there remains female Sonichu’s and male Rosechu’s.
It’ll be interesting to see if Chris is going to take 6 months to redo and redraw a dozen pages, or if he’ll just slap on a sticker saying: “A male Rosechu has the organs and sexual parts of a Sonichu.”
