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Chris says trans rights, I think?
Comparison of his two drawings about Roseman and Sonifem:
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When drawing humanoid female characters, Hip-Waist ratio doesn't exist to Chris. Show me his drawings if I'm wrong.
And aside from eyelashes, when drawing female characters, their hands are always in 90⁰ like wings
 
That's nice. Pretending for a minute he tells the truth about his tard visions,

>"But I can't control when dey hit!!"
>Drives all the time anyway.

>"But if I try to quash dem, I'll get a headache!!"
>Can't be fucked to deal with a headache to keep others safe on the road. And drives anyway.

What a powerful & benevolent god.
 

I hope Chris can appreciate the benefits that come with severe stupidity.

To elaborate: Chris will be paying out the taint to get rid of bed bugs. He will be covered in bites, as they are drawn to humans for their blood. He will have even more of a time of it because of the horde. We're talking plague level here.
 
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When Barb watches TV, does she watch soap operas, or turn on Fox News? Does she seek out those Talkshows about the Liberal agenda to troon out America, and spend the entire show nodding and mumbling “Goddamn trannies!”?

Barb seems like the type who watches the shopping channel all day and sends off for every bit of tacky garbage she can afford. Also, based on her glazed-over dementia eyes, she probably wouldn't be able to keep up with a talk show.

I feel like Bob was the only Chandler who ever kept up with the news, since he was kind of a man-of-the-world type and by far the most intelligent member of the household.
 
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What did he mean by this?

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But in the stone age...!

Delete if not allowed but someone on Reddit tracked down a current pic of Liquid Chris and I think that’s Kacey?


The Brown-Shirted Impostor, now with a Full Beard (NOT the Clean-Shaven or Goatee look as of which the One And Only Chris-chan sported) and a New hairstyle that is, as of now, not remotely resemblent to that of the TRUE and HONEST Chris-Chan, among which.
 
Oh Jesus oh fuck

As someone who once had to deal with bedbugs, just the sheer mention of them makes me sweat. They’re a pain in the ass to kill, and you can never be too certain that you got them all until you’ve had a few sleepless nights without incident. Them’s some hardy mother fuckers that can invade even the cleanest of beds.

But... ants?

Jesus Christ, Chris, when was the last time you’ve washed your sheets? If there are ants in your bed, then they must be everywhere. Of course, Chris doesn’t see this as an embarrassing thing to bring up as it shows what a slob he is, but something to be proud of and share with the world: “Hmm, yeah, I get you, but I have to put up with ants in my bed, among which. I’m really in need of praise because I decided to finally take action with the minimal amount of effort by buying a can of raid and not dealing with the actual cause of the problem. Regardless, you should know my life is full of trials and tribulations, all of which are worse than what y’all’re dealing with, but I’m coping and deserve your love and attention. Hmmm.”
 
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