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The faggots waltzing around in their full body pony suits really have no leg to stand on, tbh.
Containment Random Chris Updates
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I'd say 'citation please' but... I don't really want to look at such evidence.
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GherkinRealness
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The way everyone is responding above implies they don't follow Chris because of his weird grossness. If there was truly a more weird, gross and horrible piece of scum and villainy, you'd be making a kiwi subforum on them. Chris Chan is the gold standard of all these things, the only thing he's missing is the badge of pedophilia to make him the ultimate Internet villain.
He's lazy. He's selfish. He's rude. He's stubborn. He's cruel. He's violent. He's dumb. He's deluded. He's unhygienic. He's self entitled. He's voluntarily unemployed. He's avoiding all semblance of responsibility.
And he has the ability to change all these things, but he won't because he'll wear his stupid autism as excuse armour with the shield of stress sighs.
He's lazy. He's selfish. He's rude. He's stubborn. He's cruel. He's violent. He's dumb. He's deluded. He's unhygienic. He's self entitled. He's voluntarily unemployed. He's avoiding all semblance of responsibility.
And he has the ability to change all these things, but he won't because he'll wear his stupid autism as excuse armour with the shield of stress sighs.
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One thing is for sure, when Chris chan is into your fandom you know it's on fumes and on its way out or least in for a low point. Look at the fandoms he's been associated with
Sonic since its inception and was using the late 90s early 2000s version for his sonichu lore before the awful 3D era
Pokemon sometime in 1999 just before the series started to go quiet in the early 2000s or at Least not as big as it was between 96 and y2k
Mlp fim wasn't a fan of g4 (not countingbthe 80s version) until fairly recently and now it's going to go silent until either g5 or some kinda reboot
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Well he's not really a villian. Just a tard.
I may be a kiwi, but I'm no brony dagnabbit!
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No, dude. One example just off the top of my head:
Jonathan Ross. ---> Brony. ---> Fucking way, WAY worse than Chris. ---> Thread, no subforum.
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Tommy Tooter said Jonathan Ross was a good boy who dindu nuffin. Are you saying we can't trust the word of a disgusting, garbage eating, dog molesting, pedophile?
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He might have ended up with one if the whole process of starting his thread hadn't been so phenomenally autistic that the guy who started it, @Neil Venegas, ending up being as much of a lolcow as Ross.
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When you're right, you're right. Which is fucking often..
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Chris Chan has a subforum because he's the most famous lolcow on the Internet and there is a goldmine of comedic material from him and the stuff made around him.
Also Chris is a harmless tard compared to most of the people who have threads on the farms. He isn't wishing death on half the country while having fascist power fantasies of basically ruining their lives (Movieblob), he isn't a self admitted animal fucker or child molester (like Kuro the Wolf and the Animal Fuckers along with Jonathon Ross), or didn't even kill or attempt to kill people like Randy Stair, Couchcuck, and Elliot Rodger.
tl;dr Acting like Chris is some sort of evil monster is like saying a clown at the circus is the next Hitler.
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He kind of is, though. He wants the merge to happen and that will kill about half of everyone in the world.
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Wait, this debate started out as Chris being one of the most disgusting looking and acting bronies, who stood out amongst a gaggle of horse banging freaks. He is gross, crude, crass, delusional, and all around disgusting. Other people being more or less morally reprehensible doesn't take away from simple truths. It's not an attack on on Chris because I agree, he's not the worst, but from photographic and video evidence at Bronycon, he's still not the least worse.
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Considering Chris' bad mental health, he probably does not know the ramifications of his desires.
Considering the original post treated Chris as this serious Internet supervillain, he pretty much was acting like Chris is the worst person on the Internet. Doesn't help there have been people who do treat Chris as Hitler 2.0 (i.e. A-Log).
However, despite my wording, is Chris a good person? No far from it, but treating him like he is this evil person is just dumb since Chris is pretty much a village idiot who is too dumb for his own good.
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He isn't a pedophile like Grizzly the Medic.
GherkinRealness
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I never said he was evil, I said he was pathetic filth who is prone to being cruel (although I admit I did get carried away with 'violent'. He expresses violence but obviously he's never been violent. Aside from punching his fucking mother).
He's the embodiment of what not to be as a person.
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FFS. We know Chris is a bad person, we don't need to bloody repeat it 10,000 times because if we did need reminders, we would need help.
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I totally agree with, but it's sad that the bar has been set so low. I bet Bob sat around the house thinking to himself, "well, at least he's not a damn faggot"......now, we're using the "well, at least he's not a kiddie diddler" measurement.
FinalSolution
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Those who think Chris's major motivation is sexual are misguided. The thing that drives his peculiar brand of insanity is a need to create around him the happy world of a 12 year old Virginia school girl. That's not to say he's asexual, he plainly has sexual needs but they don't push him to the extent other factors do.