Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mr. 0]

chris is a fat homosexual subhuman and I hope he gets what's coming inside of him

 

[Yop Yop]

With the employ and aid of Sir Sockness, and with Chris paving the way, absolutely nothing will happen and I can only dream of these two showing up at Doopie's doorstep in the middle of the night.

That would be a great porno.

 

[King Kiwi]

That would be a great porno.

The dubious duo a'la moron.

 

[Gooby]

Ted Bundy is trending on Twitter, where's Chris when you need him. It's his opportunity to set all those haters straight.

 

[Saul]

I think Chris’s mom just died there was potentially real death certificate just published on what Chris Chan mom died thread

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Unlikely. Trolls tried to claim that she was dead last year, it's not as if this hasn't been tried before. Also, as others have said, even Chris isn't so far gone that he'd just carry on chirping away on Twitter so merrily if she was dead. He'd be on there either sobbing his heart out or else playing for sympathy arse-pats and dollars.

 

[Saul]

Unlikely. Trolls tried to claim that she was dead last year, it's not as if this hasn't been tried before. Also, as others have said, even Chris isn't so far gone that he'd just carry on chirping away on Twitter so merrily if she was dead. He'd be on there either sobbing his heart out or else playing for sympathy arse-pats and dollars.

Well they claiming it is probably it is 50/50 that is real or not I mean look at Epstein death 4chan announced it before the news picked up
Either way it could be real or fake just look at it

 

[Quixotic Son]

I think Chris’s mom just died there was potentially real death certificate just published on what Chris Chan mom died thread

Yes. I just saw this too. On that thread, the OP said he posted the certificate to Twitter and quickly deleted it. I'd say hope for the best, prepare for the worst and batten down the hatches for this shitstorm.

 

[Saul]

Yes. I just saw this too. On that thread, the OP said he posted the certificate to Twitter and quickly deleted it. I'd say hope for the best, prepare for the worst and batten down the hatches for this shitstorm.

We need someone to check that death certificate is real or not because it could be fake and it maybe real
But yeah we need to be prepared for the shitshow that will follow on Twitter
This is going to be a very long week or two
This could be big and it could be bad

 

[The Dude]

We need someone to check that death certificate is real or not because it could be fake and it maybe real
But yeah we need to be prepared for the shitshow that will follow on Twitter
This is going to be a very long week or two
This could be big and it could be bad

We don't need to do a fucking thing. We don't get involved here. We are here to observe. What you need to do is take your Ritalin or whatever Autism meds you're on and calm your fucking tits. There are members of this forum who are in fairly regular contact with Chris. When Barb dies, we will know about it.

 

[Saul]

We don't need to do a fucking thing. We don't get involved here. We are here to observe. What you need to do is take your Ritalin or whatever Autism meds you're on and calm your fucking tits. There are members of this forum who are in fairly regular contact with Chris. When Barb dies, we will know about it.

Chris is claiming it is a fake which is possible but it is coming from his magi Chan account

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Yeah, and his accounts have never been hacked before...

ETA - more to the point, the Magi-Chan account is Chris: and he's just posted that Barb is alive and well (or as well as can be expected of a Chandler in their 70s).

 

[Mr. 0]

goddamn it @Huntin' Slash stop teasing us and post her death certificate here instead of elsewhere

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

We need...

You need to stick your penis in Barb to see if it's cold or warm.

 

[Saul]

Yeah, and his accounts have never been hacked before...

ETA - more to the point, the Magi-Chan account is Chris: and he's just posted that Barb is alive and well (or as well as can be expected of a Chandler in their 70s).

Yeah but he should of tweeted from his main account not from the magi Chan because magi Chan claimed one time Chris had a heart attack so there is that but that guy who faked it he shouldn’t cry wolf

 

[Yop Yop]

This has been a real emotional roller coaster for me.

*stress sighs into infinity*

 

[Skips]

Yeah but he should of tweeted from his main account not from the magi Chan because magi Chan claimed one time Chris had a heart attack so there is that but that guy who faked it he shouldn’t cry wolf

Your posts make me lose even more braincells than any of Chris' tweets

 

[zap2theextreme]

If barb was dead Chris would have reached out to one of his many friends/contacts in his life for help and that info would almost immediately trickle down to us

 

[Fapcop]

Yeah but he should of tweeted from his main account not from the magi Chan because magi Chan claimed one time Chris had a heart attack so there is that but that guy who faked it he shouldn’t cry wolf

You need to fuck off mate, claiming that Barb is dead...

Getting my hopes up like that?

Not cool man, not cool!

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Yeah but he should of tweeted from his main account not from the magi Chan because magi Chan claimed one time Chris had a heart attack so there is that but that guy who faked it he shouldn’t cry wolf

It was fucking heartburn. Chris is a dumb ass.